Discussion in 'Cypher' started by JASON ANTHONY, Jul 19, 2010.
Dis this dude in 8 bars or less.
What is it with white boys these days all thinkin they soldiers,
This dudes shirt makes his forearms look like they connect to his shoulders,
Silly lookin fucker, you're already a cartoon, I can't draw you,
You musta gained like 20 pounds since the last time I saw you,
A lot a things come to mind when I look at this picture,
But mostly your mom, is she single yet? I miss her,
Got your hands up like, "no, I'm sensitive, don't say that!"
But I can't stop before pointing out your tiny shoes and your gay hat.
JA slayed this cat, I’m a put it on this fucker too\\
He’s wearin 3 shirts, did he forget he put on the other two?\\
This dude’s still a baby, no fuckin hair on his body\\
20 bucks says he’s got a corny tattoo somewhere on his body\\
Probably in old English, This faggot’s a fake G\\
Question: How many shirts does it take to cover a fat kid? It takes three\\
This is what happens when bad meet ugly;
This cat would still be fat even after a few bottles of bubbly//
He could be the illegitimate child of grimace and the hamburgler;
That's a face hard to love, even when it comes to his own mother//
A shudder ripples when I imagine his naked image;
And I'm the only one who's noticed his head connects with his shoulders...his necks missin//
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prolly thinks hes good lookin, im sure everyone stares at ya
its confusing, we thought Cleveland Jr. was only a cartoon character
you must live in the zoo, the way everyones tryna see ya
the striped shirt makes this horse faced jackass look like a zebra
hands up like "im the shit, whats all the hate for"
skater shoes on a lardass, is Big Black about to try an ride a skateboard?
a Bunny must have been there, look next to your right leg, cunt
and thanks for stoppin to take a pic in the middle of your Easter Egg Hunt
What r the cops comin...u look like u lost somethin..it wasn't weight..maybe a bought pumpkin or alotta dunkins....
U got a star on Ur hat like "goooo rockies"...wit Ur hands up like cold cock me..yo u got some lodged beef stuck between Ur crossed teeth..
I like Ur tight shirt though...a fat dude wearin surf clothes? As far as the reward goes...I want 100's and a tour of Rome cause I brought the snowman alive lookin like an enormous gnome lmao
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i can hardly dis this dude cuz he looks too friendly
but dont tell him that cuz he will prolly wanna bend me
this cat should trade in his nappy shoes for some shelltoes
and buy a smaller shirt cuz his arms start at his elbows
oh i know this kid, hes got happy juice givin away free squirts
one question, when its sunny WHO THE HELL WEARS 3 SHIRTS?
he just ate a burger and hes sayin "look ma, its in me!"
hey ive got a fashion tip, its "vertical stripes" to look skinny
Who still cuffs jeans, and wears short sleeves with cuff links,
You kno his nuts stink, n he must b musty, trust me 3 shirts and a beader
He smells like a liter of “beat her, stomp him, n stop it”
More like sex in a mosh pit, murder dude for no profit,
Take his brain so I call speak directly to his conscious
And ask y his shoes don’t have a name on it, he should be cited,
And recite every law in the atkins diet
“See kids this is wat happens” when you super size it
No suprising that even his shirt has a silver lining,
This dude look like he got some other dude hidin' behind him stickin' his arms through his shirt...
And got his own arms tucked inside his shirt behind him playin with the other dudes' dick til it squirt...
^ uppin ^
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