Discussion in 'Cypher' started by JASON ANTHONY, Jul 7, 2010.
Dis this dude in 8 bars or less.
this guy looks like he eats bars
like Snickers, 3 Musketeers, Hershey's,
a couple of moons, galaxies, and stars
this guy looks like he hibernates, he don't sleep
and i think i see Jesus in his crusty ass goatee
this guy looks so fuckin' fat as fuck
like a Latino jack o-lantern without the pick-up truck
any chick hits this bitch's got the worst taste
he's the white version of the fat Hawaiin chef from 50 first dates
look on his face like "you know i'm bigga
i sure as fuck cannot fight, but i'm quick to sumo a nigga"
dudes like a bowl of jello, he aint so hard
got zippers on his sleeves, thats where he pump his inflato-arms
Big dude, being bullied made his heart sank
Fuck nah he aint the Big Tuna, just the whale in the shark tank
Cheeks so big this cat can’t use his eyes\
This whale needs ta be euthanized, the fucker’s Buick sized\
Suicide’s--- outta the question, I won’t force it\
Reason being, if he dies we can’t move him without a forklift\
The biggest loser, look how big his boobs r’\
He looks like a hot air balloon… only a lot frickin huger\
Just poke his belly and watch the faggot fart\
He be takin dumps bigger than the triceratops’ on Jurassic Park\
Keep it ^
dear miss cleary, i’m returning your query,
attached is my picture, i really hope you don’t fear me,
see the, corals in the back? it's no aquarium,
that’s my fish tank i eat from, btw i'm an aquarius.
i wear black, beyond fat, it’s just a fact of life,
so hungry right now, i could eat my own apetite,
but ill make a sacrifice, ill only eat three dinners,
seen my penis? coz i haven’t, my friends call me the three chinner.
lol, miss cleary didn't want anything to do with this poor man ...
lmfao @ "so hungry right now, i could eat my own appetite"
A few years from now you’ll be stuck in bed with your feet apart,
And I feel that look on your face is warning me that you need ta fart,
Either that or you’re suckin in, or rather you’re suckin dick,
Either way, you’ll never get small enough ta fit in you’re fuckin wip,
As if suckin in could possibly make him small,
Look at the aquarium in the background, there’s no fish, he ate em all,
I fuck dude’s up when I spit, this ain’t no rehearsal,
And you one cheese doodle away from a complete circle.
dude looks like he surpasses cupcakes
like thirty of em consumed in one take
posting in an aquarium like
"im gangster even in museums by day"
hes hoping for bacon trays
after he goes home for a fat shit he takes
his sweater is 8xl look at the size of his neck
this game looks fun!
I can't rap but who care because i wear black
To mask the the fact that my muscle are fat
Oblique, voice sounds obese when i speak
Sweat reeks of bacon from the refrigerator in which I sleep
Today i feel good, removed my hood, mom said i look better this way
cuz I'm a faggot but i lift my chin so now it okay
looking past the lens, Hot DAMN!, Taco Bell is open late
With flavors I would rape and show you my 6 pack, that's overweight
Dude probably got a McDonalds that connect to his place\
No chin, this fuckin neck comes up and just connects to his face\
A penis is "out of sight, out of mind" with him\
The beard ain't for looks, it's to outline his chin\
Cus otherwise we wouldn't know where it ends and where his neck begins\
No ones had the heart ta tell him, bless his friends\
Bless their hearts, and their open arteries\
Because this dude's have been clogged since the day they opened Arby's\
i'm only droppin one bar for this guy. lol
I told your mom to abort, but she said decided to go with a cesarean,
n held u for 9 months, WTF! was her womb the size of that aquarium!?
This dude right here used to live at my crib but i bet no one here know it,
used to record tracks thinkin he was smooth usin tha name poet,
erytime he tries talkin shit his cheeks get in tha way,
couldnt fuck so his bitch left him for some tweaks round tha way,
not tryin to be too cold cuz this muafuckas "hard",
the only problem is when he shows up if he can get out his car,
he wanna act like a thug but i gotta tell him to remain calm,
tha fagget punk dnt even know he gettin dissed on RAPMUSIC DOT COM...
wow @ the number of replies.
no chance with aerobics this cat needs more than leg bends
only reason hes got a beard is so we know where his fuckin neck ends
he could be the poster boy for diabetes OR obesity,
A pic of him smeared with Pizza and a caption "More grease for me!"
when ya that big the real reason that ya dont do arm lifts
is cuz just walking around gives you two sweaty armpits
a fittin location because hes at the aquarium
but this cat aint no whale - hes fuckin wearin em!
^ good shit.
6 bars lolz
im looking at this pic of a fat guy staring with his chin high
only because his neck is blocking the movement of his spine
looking like he wearing a scarf of pig fat, who would really dig that
the only time he digs is to find out where the dorrito chips at
might as well take his ear rings out, use his ear lobes for swing sets
when he spills his pepsi cola's the only time he's getting things wet
This dude recently claimed on Face book he's hittin the gym,
Can't believe I once looked at this fat prick as a friend,
Fat fucker’s so fat he can only breathe through his mouth,
Used to live with him, he broke every toilette seat in the house,
He needs ta beat the weight, but the fag would rather eat some cake,
He failed ta registered as a sex offender, he had ta flee the state,
Moved ta California, all the sudden he’s obsessed with sushi,
He’s butt-hurt, but the only thing he needs ta get off his chest is boobies.
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