Dis this dude #2

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  1. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    Battle situation.

    Dis this dude in 8 bars or less.
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    Go.
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  2. TWAMP$iN

    TWAMP$iN proper weaponry

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    this guy looks like he eats bars
    like Snickers, 3 Musketeers, Hershey's,
    a couple of moons, galaxies, and stars
    this guy looks like he hibernates, he don't sleep
    and i think i see Jesus in his crusty ass goatee
    this guy looks so fuckin' fat as fuck
    like a Latino jack o-lantern without the pick-up truck
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  3. Tacky Jones

    Tacky Jones www.TaCsmassivecock.gov

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    any chick hits this bitch's got the worst taste
    he's the white version of the fat Hawaiin chef from 50 first dates
    look on his face like "you know i'm bigga
    i sure as fuck cannot fight, but i'm quick to sumo a nigga"
    dudes like a bowl of jello, he aint so hard
    got zippers on his sleeves, thats where he pump his inflato-arms
    Big dude, being bullied made his heart sank
    Fuck nah he aint the Big Tuna, just the whale in the shark tank
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  4. Silliness

    Silliness New Member

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    Cheeks so big this cat can’t use his eyes\
    This whale needs ta be euthanized, the fucker’s Buick sized\

    Suicide’s--- outta the question, I won’t force it\
    Reason being, if he dies we can’t move him without a forklift\

    The biggest loser, look how big his boobs r’\
    He looks like a hot air balloon… only a lot frickin huger\

    Just poke his belly and watch the faggot fart\
    He be takin dumps bigger than the triceratops’ on Jurassic Park\
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  5. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    hahaha!

    Sick.

    Keep it ^
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  6. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    dear miss cleary, i’m returning your query,
    attached is my picture, i really hope you don’t fear me,
    see the, corals in the back? it's no aquarium,
    that’s my fish tank i eat from, btw i'm an aquarius.
    i wear black, beyond fat, it’s just a fact of life,
    so hungry right now, i could eat my own apetite,
    but ill make a sacrifice, ill only eat three dinners,
    seen my penis? coz i haven’t, my friends call me the three chinner.


    lol, miss cleary didn't want anything to do with this poor man ...

    [turn] ...
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  7. TWAMP$iN

    TWAMP$iN proper weaponry

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    lmfao @ "so hungry right now, i could eat my own appetite"



    :funny:
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  8. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    Damn,
    A few years from now you’ll be stuck in bed with your feet apart,
    And I feel that look on your face is warning me that you need ta fart,
    Either that or you’re suckin in, or rather you’re suckin dick,
    Either way, you’ll never get small enough ta fit in you’re fuckin wip,
    HAHA.
    As if suckin in could possibly make him small,
    Look at the aquarium in the background, there’s no fish, he ate em all,
    I fuck dude’s up when I spit, this ain’t no rehearsal,
    And you one cheese doodle away from a complete circle.
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  9. Sin-Razone

    Sin-Razone UnR3450n

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    dude looks like he surpasses cupcakes
    like thirty of em consumed in one take
    posting in an aquarium like
    "im gangster even in museums by day"
    hes hoping for bacon trays
    after he goes home for a fat shit he takes
    his sweater is 8xl look at the size of his neck
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  10. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    this game looks fun!

    I can't rap but who care because i wear black
    To mask the the fact that my muscle are fat
    Oblique, voice sounds obese when i speak
    Sweat reeks of bacon from the refrigerator in which I sleep
    Today i feel good, removed my hood, mom said i look better this way
    cuz I'm a faggot but i lift my chin so now it okay
    looking past the lens, Hot DAMN!, Taco Bell is open late
    With flavors I would rape and show you my 6 pack, that's overweight
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  11. Silliness

    Silliness New Member

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    Dude probably got a McDonalds that connect to his place\
    No chin, this fuckin neck comes up and just connects to his face\

    A penis is "out of sight, out of mind" with him\
    The beard ain't for looks, it's to outline his chin\

    Cus otherwise we wouldn't know where it ends and where his neck begins\
    No ones had the heart ta tell him, bless his friends\

    Bless their hearts, and their open arteries\
    Because this dude's have been clogged since the day they opened Arby's\
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  12. Nitsuj™

    Nitsuj™ We Are The Resistance

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    i'm only droppin one bar for this guy. lol

    I told your mom to abort, but she said decided to go with a cesarean,
    n held u for 9 months, WTF! was her womb the size of that aquarium!?
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  13. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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  14. JskillzSLC

    JskillzSLC New Member

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    This dude right here used to live at my crib but i bet no one here know it,
    used to record tracks thinkin he was smooth usin tha name poet,
    erytime he tries talkin shit his cheeks get in tha way,
    couldnt fuck so his bitch left him for some tweaks round tha way,
    not tryin to be too cold cuz this muafuckas "hard",
    the only problem is when he shows up if he can get out his car,
    he wanna act like a thug but i gotta tell him to remain calm,
    tha fagget punk dnt even know he gettin dissed on RAPMUSIC DOT COM...
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  15. TWAMP$iN

    TWAMP$iN proper weaponry

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    wow @ the number of replies.
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  16. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    no chance with aerobics this cat needs more than leg bends
    only reason hes got a beard is so we know where his fuckin neck ends
    he could be the poster boy for diabetes OR obesity,
    A pic of him smeared with Pizza and a caption "More grease for me!"
    when ya that big the real reason that ya dont do arm lifts
    is cuz just walking around gives you two sweaty armpits
    a fittin location because hes at the aquarium
    but this cat aint no whale - hes fuckin wearin em!
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  17. JskillzSLC

    JskillzSLC New Member

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    ^ good shit.
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  18. Jace Abstract

    Jace Abstract Genevan Heathen

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    6 bars lolz

    im looking at this pic of a fat guy staring with his chin high
    only because his neck is blocking the movement of his spine
    looking like he wearing a scarf of pig fat, who would really dig that
    the only time he digs is to find out where the dorrito chips at
    might as well take his ear rings out, use his ear lobes for swing sets
    when he spills his pepsi cola's the only time he's getting things wet
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  19. JASON ANTHONY

    JASON ANTHONY White Devil

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    This dude recently claimed on Face book he's hittin the gym,
    Can't believe I once looked at this fat prick as a friend,
    Fat fucker’s so fat he can only breathe through his mouth,
    Used to live with him, he broke every toilette seat in the house,
    He needs ta beat the weight, but the fag would rather eat some cake,
    He failed ta registered as a sex offender, he had ta flee the state,
    Moved ta California, all the sudden he’s obsessed with sushi,
    He’s butt-hurt, but the only thing he needs ta get off his chest is boobies.
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