Discussion in 'Emcee Battle Area' started by Brains, May 11, 2006.
First to Five...I'll drop when I get a chance, probably tonight or tommorow tho...
Here goes... I hope he's not a no-show....
Battling me Brains?? You must really have-none//
You remind me of Del cuz u just caught a bad-one//
My ‘raps’ so ‘phat’ , can’t be housed in a mansion//
After my ‘post’ this ‘ghost’ won’t show up- guess he’s a phantom// (check his profile)
This ‘cat’ ‘raps’, it sounds like a tantrum,
STOP G PLEASE!! Whatever it takes, I’ll pay the ransom//
Your raps can’t hurt shit except hurting my ears//
After two punchlines, this punk burst-into-tears//
If he don’t show up, I’ll just murder-his-peers//
I’ll serve him wit rhymes, while he’s serving-me-beers//
Well that’s fitting cuz drinking the only time he’s heard any cheers//
This guy runs in a herd, of nerds, perverts n queers//
This bitch’s words are just asasine//
He couldn’t “shoot the shit” if I handed his ass-a-nine//
Looking for me?? The only thing that this cat’ll-find//
Is an “L” and a “fuck you” like that’s my gangsta-sign//
He’s not passing me, the only thing he’s passing’s time//
This bitch is called brains?? He don’t even have half-of-mine//
N I got half-a-mind to beat this bitch n make his pastor-cry//
“What were you doing Brains, looking for the afterlife?”//
Dammit-why’d this faggot-try these mammoth-rhymes,
He couldn’t touch me even if he were the hands-of-time//
Ure raps are crazy-bitten, so you're just like rabbies-victims//
The only ill lines in this contest is when Decayz’s-spitting//
This bitch can’t see me, in this batttle he’s got failing-vision//
This baby-victim has me in front of the judge saying “He made-me-Kill-him”
Yo Decayzzz u offered to battle me in tha hookups but aint spat nothin in our battle yet, Im gonna drop my lines first and u can do your thing after....
By the way thats nice work above, keep it comin.
Where you at Brains????? Pls don't be a no-show, that ish is wack.....
...wow I forgot about this and I started the thread...I was out in that D.C. area for a few days anyway...24 lines right quick
Child, watch that tone before it causes lethal confrontation
Legal complications never stop my evil obligations
I make torture testimony sound like peaceful conversation
Cut you anesthetics and continue operatin'
So I’m hardly even concentratin, lol hes so whack that its funny!
Like them little expos before they moved to a decent country
I asked heads in Quebec if they heard of you sonny
They said “DIcKayzzz is that kid that polishes c*cks for money”
The territory here is something heavily guarded
How you supposed to battle if you semi-retarded?
I mark your favorite female as an enemy target
Tie her to a chair, you watch me bury her garments
While you incapacitated and decapitated barley breathing
…I’m like a scary demon…You just a fairy dreaming
Up in the barracks sleepin’, these rap war grounds
I put a dot on your head an I kick the doors down
I don’t need hyphens or dashes, just knifin’ and slashin’
Fighting this F*gg*t, find em and stab em till hes blinded and branded
Pick me off a maple leaf, roll it and smoke it
His f*cking dignity I stole it and broke it
Piss on your little flag cuz its been toilet trash for centuries
While you attempt to make you punchlines make sense wit parentheses
and yeah they call me Brains but I’m not sure why
Guess its cuz I split canadian skulls just to study the S*it inside
edit=just switchin up some wording in line 4
........and don't flatter yourself wit that "no-show" garbage decayz...I don't know how they do it in North America's Cesspool, but where I come from we treat our opponents with respect.
LMAO..... no disrespect intended nukka..... I don`t know why you`d interpret it like that....... (look at your words nukka: north america`s cesspool------ who is showing who disrespect?????? (have you ever even been to Montreal or Whistler before you start talking shit, If you had been here you`d probably have packed up and moved here unless you HATE smoking cheap, super potent chronic in front of cops who don`t do shit, legal drinking age of 18, and legal CONTACT lap dances at strip clubs, ohhh yeah and peaceful people who don`t get their panties in a knot over nothing)..... talk about hypocritical....dayum...AND AREN`T YOU FROM North America anyway bro!!!!!! WTF!!!!!
I don`t like that no-show pussy bullshit, and it had been three days since you said you would post that night or the next morning..... you even said you forgot about the thread...... BUT you showed up!!!!! so why the fuck would you think that I was disrespecting you?????? some people take shit tooooo serious...and run with it like a blind man with a cane up his ass......god dayuuuuuuum....
After some voting we can go for round two, hopefully it won`t take you soooo long this time, but you post first this time nukka..... and in Canada you have to earn your respect to get it, comprende senor???
Anybody that cares that much about when the other guy posts his verse needs to turn off the computer immediately and pick up a basketball or something.
I said "pls don`t be a no-show that shit is wack", I guess that means I care WAY too much about whether my opponent shows or doesn`t...... guy, you got to start making sense.... And you didn`t give any answer about why you got your panties in a knot over nothing....or about you`re being a hypocrite. or about dissing a place you would love if you ever went there.... calm your ass down, take some opium or something...or get laid... dayuuuum...
alright mr. relaxed and peacefull, I'll continue the argument instead of trying to drop it,
Dissing your area was not being a hypocrite. I insulted you because throwing around "no-show" was itself an insult. Its not like I threw a tantrum, all I did was advise you not to act like mad people are going to no-show in your battles, your not that good. It was practically the first thing out of your mouth lol. I bomb on your hood and the most you can do is tell me how lawless it is?
you ever heard of the Montreal Matrix ABA team by the way?
vote = Brains.
both verses had sick flow.
but Decayz seemed to get repetative and boring because of the rhyme at the end of each line.
there was more •••••••••• about brains piece.
nice battle though both good posts.
This was a good battle but I can honestly say Decayzzz, you gotto be one of tha best I seen, ur shit is real good, another impressive piece. Brains you did a good verse too but I just liked the flo way too much that DeC put down
My vote = Decayzzz
1-1 upping it^^^^^^
"throwing around no-show" was not me being all, "my verse is sooo sick he won`t show".... so you kinda took it the wrong way.... BUT your last response was the first time you didn`t sound like a dumbass..... cuz now you`ve explained your reaction and you called me on my bigging up Montreal for its lawlessness.... obviously there`s other good things about where I live.... (medicare for one) but being free to smoke joints???? that`s not lawlesness its freedom... Anyways now you sound a lot smarter than you did before......
You mean free Medicare? Well congradulations on living in a Socialist State Comrad.
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