Dear God,

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  1. Feme Sole

    Feme Sole Mrs. _Evil

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    It's me, Margaret--Why do I have so many holes?
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  2. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    I'm sure mommy can tell u.
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  3. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    dear child, it is i.

    do as you do, i will forever watch over you.

    religiously yours ...

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  4. Froggie Fresh

    Froggie Fresh THe Elite of Times!

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    I don't get it...

    is this a shot to blaspheme and piss off righteous Sanctuary users???

    if so then....

    ...BLASPHEMER!!!!
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  5. D. MonEy25

    D. MonEy25 Gifted With The Words

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    I can't believe there's a regilous forum on here! fuck religion...
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  6. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Your the minority in life. Watch the news. It's the beginning of the end. So ya is say there's a hit of interest
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  7. Froggie Fresh

    Froggie Fresh THe Elite of Times!

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    with that being said I can only imagine the wickedness you participate in...Religion gives us morals to live by and puts restraints on our evil desires...The world would be a even more messed up without religion...If we lived in a world without religion you would PRAY for death...

    humans can't govern themselves, they must be governed by god...

    Jeffery Dahmer didn't believe in religion, that's why he was able to commit the atrocities he committed because he felt like he didn't have to answer to anybody....

    would you want your kids to live in a world full of Jeffery Dahmers??? That's just the tip of the iceberg...only god knows the supreme evil man is capable of and that's why the bible was written and that's why it has been the most controversial books in history...

    if you say "Fuck religion"??? that tells me that you embrace the atrocities of this world from homosexuality to abortions etc..
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  8. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    with that being said I can only imagine the perverse anus humping you participate in...Lilith gives us morals to hump by and puts restraints on our evil desires...The world would be a even more messed up without fairy tales...If we lived in a world without unicorns you would PRAY for the flying spaghetti monster...

    Sheep can't govern themselves, they must be governed by pickles...

    Albert Einstein didn't believe in religion, that's why he was able to come up with E=mc²....

    would you want your kids to live in a world full of naked girls with water up to their thighs??? That's just the tip of the nipple...only Wilfrid knows the supreme evil man is capable of and that's why the Voynich Manuscript was written and that's why it has been the most controversial hoaxes in history...

    if you say "Fuck a donkey"??? that tells me that you embrace the atrocities of this world from homosexual pastors to night owls etc..

    MADLIBS IS FUN
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  9. Froggie Fresh

    Froggie Fresh THe Elite of Times!

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    *sigh*
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  10. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Your actually wrong he never prescribed to a particular religon however the subject of God was a constant issue in his life. The sad thing is like I said intelligence won't save your soul, and he died without a savior. Tho his science helped humanity it couldn't help his standing with God. However all imagination and knowledge is from the mind of God given to men. So he was a vessel even tho he wasn't Christian. God can use anyone.
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  11. Froggie Fresh

    Froggie Fresh THe Elite of Times!

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    I wanted to tell him this but everytime I tried to reply to him I just think of his smart-allecky rebuttals then I just stare at his avatar...

    ...then after staring at his avatar for about 10 minutes I just do this [​IMG]
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  12. TheBigPayback

    TheBigPayback God Particle

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    Lol. When I had my other phone the screen was Soo small I thought his act was at flower
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  13. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    I thought it was a cigar with a cloud of yellow smoke.
    it may still be.

    oh Maggie...
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  14. The Steve

    The Steve Space monkey I am not

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    Dear God, please give me transcendental fellatio.
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