Darwin's award nominee?

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  1. GaLaTeA

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    So a couple decides to visit a safari park and get really cozy with cheetahs, which in turn ended pretty badly for the wife, whilst her hubby was snapping pics..

    I have no idea why people always assume that just because animals are held in captivitx and somewhat used to people, that they're safe enough to pet, and another thing that kind of bothers me is, why would you snap pics if you're wife's being attacked?!

    Luckily professional handlers saved the day.
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  2. Sir Bustalot

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    well if i go to an animal park, and they say yes you can go sit next to the cheetah and take pics i probably would... im sure thats whats advertised at this park.

    When i hear stories like this i get annoyed that people get angry with the animals. Animals dont know better so it shouldnt be a surprise and they dont know english so yelling stop isnt gonna do anything. The animals were being animals. Sucks for the woman yes.

    also, it doesnt say the husband stood there and took pics while she was being attacked.
    Although im sure he got 1 or 2 as it started though lol....

    id like to see them
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  3. GaLaTeA

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    ^All the pics taken of her being attacked had to be snapped by her husband, since I doubt that the professional animal handlers would think of taking shots first and saving her life second.

    People often times forget that animals act on instinct, not reason. There's been too many occurances where that animal instinct came out for only a brief moment, and a person was either severly injured, or worse ~ ended up dead. Not sure why people in general don't know they're taking a risk, although it's sad to be "safe to take a pic with a certain animal".

    If you'll ever get a chance, go on a safari...it's better to see animals in their natural habitat, tbh..
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    if i was to do something like this id know the risks. I think generally, most of the population would too.

    and sorry i didnt read the whole link and didnt see the husband WAS actually taking pics of her being mauled.
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  5. GaLaTeA

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    'tis all good..
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  6. LBFHBMRBA

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    It wouldn't be a Darwin award since the dumb bitch survived. She's still a dumb bitch, but she's a dumb bitch without a Darwin award.
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  7. GaLaTeA

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    Yeah, I have no idea how cheetahs found their way into zee kitchen, though..

    But, honestly, the Darwin's award would be best suited for her husband...what kind of a dumbo keeps snapping pics?
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    A guy that paid the bitches life insurance premiums.
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  9. LBFHBMRBA

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    Besides, what man married to a 60 year old woman (therefore likely married for a long time) wouldn't want to see their wive mauled by cheetahs? My wife isn't even half that age and there are times I want to sick cheetahs on her. She's 1 opinion away from being replaced.
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  10. doslavozes

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    I can't wait until Uno Lavoz uses this in a rhyme.

    Nigga your momss a cheata because she loves the pussy,
    nigga I'd have that bitch mauled by cheetahs if she push me
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    Does anyone else think that "Ladies Lounge" would be a good name for a porno?
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  12. Sir Bustalot

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    yes, but going off this forum it would be all dudes, with the occasional girl
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  13. GaLaTeA

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    Life insurances for those "oops" moments, ha..

    I'm getting a "married with children" flashback, when in an episode Peg asks Al if he missed her, and he responded: "With every bullet so far." So the cheetah accident could have a similar parallel drawn to it..

    Sorry to hear that about your wife.
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  14. GaLaTeA

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    Damn, that would be siiiiiick.

    If I'm not mistaken, there already is one titled "Ladies Room" so "Ladies Lounge" could be the natural progression, or..well, a sequel.

    And I quote, "lots of gangbang scenes"? :scared:
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  15. LBFHBMRBA

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    No offense to Gal but I imagine that she'd have a tough time handling all of these guys at once, she might need to recruit some backup.

    Also I love my wife, it's just that being married is a pain in the ass sometimes. I just can't be as self centered anymore, I also learned that feelings matter (to women)
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    Bitch looks like a crossover of Stevie from Eastbound and Down and his wife
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  17. LBFHBMRBA

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    But yeah, I'm not going to lie there are times where she gets cranky because I left the seat up, had phone convos with her sister, didn't take the garbage out because I was watching sportscenter, or didn't pay attention to her longwinded stories about her mom where I thought to myself "if it wasn't for the sex I wouldn't be here" and now I might think about putting the zoo on my speed dial in case they rent cheetahs out to use on stuck up wives.
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  18. GaLaTeA

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    :scared:

    I always say that marriage isn't for everyone, but it's not necessarily the wrong path in life to take. That being said, it does take effort on both parts, so I'm pretty sure that a few collisions are bound to happen. You're wife's a lucky lady.
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  19. LBFHBMRBA

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    Yeah, whenever I pick up transient hookers at the local bus station I always picture my wife's face on them. j/k

    I'm just happy that my life sentence doesn't involve prison. I mean it is a prison in some sense but not like real prison.
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  20. LBFHBMRBA

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    I can see the newspaper headline reading:

    "African pussies maul British pussy...note: not interracial lesbian gangbang"
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