Countless regrettable handshakes in which I've participated.

Discussion in 'The Alley' started by KOzS, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. KOzS

    KOzS .Juster

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    Such appeal does falsifying mysophobia possess.
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  2. Caesar

    Caesar Natural Aristocracy

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    I don't like when they try to grip at the level of my palm for a more dominant squeeze.

    I ain't fooled weak nigga.
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  3. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    Theres nothing weaker than a weak ass handshake tho
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    my handshake is perfect and envied by many

    and like unbroken said, there is nothing worse than a limp wristed, finger grab handshake... those people that grab too early and only get your fingers, then you feel like you just had an intimate moment... like he accidentally bumped your weiner in the shower at the gym and your eyes met.

    sometimes i ask for a redo. I dont want to remember them with the limp handshake.
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  5. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Just be glad people don't think it's acceptable to hug you.

    Like really? Personal space isn't recognized where you're from or something?
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