Corniest battle rhymes you've ever heard.

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  1. alaroche04

    alaroche04 Active Member

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    that was great? are u kidding? that was awful, especially coming from a supposed top tier battler.
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  2. drewthetruth

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    cant stand some of the shit dna says
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  3. drewthetruth

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    that line was a 7
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  4. BinoSWI

    BinoSWI Half Jamaikan Half Scouse

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    dnas 8mile shit at the end of him vs big t
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  5. KingsCourtEnt

    KingsCourtEnt Active Member

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    Whhhhhaaaat!!!!!!!!

    That is one of the best lines ever. Because it hits you what he`s saying I loved that shit
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  6. FarooqHakim

    FarooqHakim Dot Dorbal

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    terrible example, hahahahahahahaha, that was one of the best lines of the battle.
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  7. FarooqHakim

    FarooqHakim Dot Dorbal

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    Smack battlers do it too though, Mooks "so please, don't lettuce" stuff against Loaded Lux was just plain bad.
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  8. alaroche04

    alaroche04 Active Member

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    whatever...that shit was corny. :funny:
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  9. Str8 Ghostin

    Str8 Ghostin New Member

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    "You got lions on each side of you, you a lions helmet."

    Come on Tez that ain't like you.
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  10. Mr. Maverick

    Mr. Maverick Future Top Tier

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    Thank God someone brought this ine up, I love the way after the lame ass line some of the dickriders in the audience were still like 'OHHHHHHHHHH' lmaoooooo
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  11. BinoSWI

    BinoSWI Half Jamaikan Half Scouse

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    u kno its about opinion alot when it comes to wordplay

    i thought it was kinda corny

    some ppl hate that 'when i pikachu i blaistoise' by conceited but also some ppl think its the greatest line ever

    some of the shit ppl have posted in this thread (apart from okwerdz) sounded aite to me
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  12. Wird of Pley

    Wird of Pley I Slice My Own Ham

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    Anything uno lavos has ever said.
    Posted via Mobile Device
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  13. Panda...

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    If you think having a job is a joke... THEN BITCH YOU'RE PROBABLY BROKE!
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  14. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    "He'll sit on a man's lap and let him run his fingers up your backside; you lil puppet nigga" - Aye Verb

    I thought that was corny and pauseworthy tbh
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  15. Str8 Ghostin

    Str8 Ghostin New Member

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    I think Cortez is ill but I still think Marv got that battle.
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  16. Mr. Maverick

    Mr. Maverick Future Top Tier

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    I agree, Cortez was anything but wack that battle but yeah Marv did take it, everything being said I do not cosign Marv rapping about Pez dispensers and Digimon in a URL battle? lol
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  17. teacozy

    teacozy New Member

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    Verb definitely harped on it and got a little too vivid. I'm super open-minded and by the second verse I was kinda put-off by some of that.
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  18. teacozy

    teacozy New Member

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    the hate is consistent in this one. haha

    Someone should go through this thread and make one giant fail-verse out the individual lines.
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  19. mapleleaf

    mapleleaf bumpin onyx in the jag

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    wait really? thats one of the corniest lines youve ever heard? smh
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  20. kushroller

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    if they dont clear the check, im back in newark air port, im jumpin on the nearest jet, ill come 2 st louis to clear ya set, beat everybody on his block to death wit squidwards clarinet (lol)

    you got a lion on each side you a lions helmet (wtf)
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