Corniest battle rhymes you've ever heard.

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  1. GunRhymes

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  2. Mr. Maverick

    Mr. Maverick Future Top Tier

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    It's not really a corny line but I always thought this was funny- in that Hollow - Ok battle that pre med fail from Okwerdz- "I knew you were gonna say my name was Brain Peebles"

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    Hollow never said that ONCE, how can you fail so spectacularly in a battle? At least don't say if it is not a valid pre med but nope, he went and used it anyway lmaoooooo
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  3. Penpushedrite

    Penpushedrite I can clicc it or jig it

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  4. Beef Merciful

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    most of solomon's bars for e ness. his crowd control was undeniable but holy fuck that was corny. talking about your love for an art form is nerdy and corny to begin with, but then he does some 1980's kurtis blow call and response shit?? unbelievable
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  5. KRich662

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    Hollow did say his name. "He'll walk up to black mama and be like, 'Hi my name's Brian.' Then there's that "Okwerd" moment"

    Not word-for-word but it was pretty fucking corny, too
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  6. Murkfest

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    man, some of you guys really confuse me with your obsession of hating okwerdz. sure the dude has his apparent flaws but quoting "hes the only faggot i know who listens to nas and wu chopped and screwed". thats one of the corniest battle rhymes youve heard... really?

    my ultimate contribution that ive probably posted 5+ times on here before in different threads but my dedication to bringing this line to the light will persue...

    "you aint jack shit... well you are , but you still aint jack shit"

    -nat select to jack shitt


    that shit should be in the hall of fame for corny lines
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  7. Witticisms

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    Wow. Not one line from Mike Flamez?
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  8. Beef Merciful

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    man that math shit wasnt even corny.
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    The Math Biggie shit was unbearable...god awful and corny...Aye Verb won that battle, but NY dickriders wont admit it & hold Math to a godlike standard
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  11. proteam40

    proteam40 god speed, centipede

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    Anything Conceited's ever said.
    Solomon's Doo wah diddy/I feel like I'm in the gym/we press eject livin' with regrets etc parts in particular.
    Nocan's "I'm not Nocando, I'm a..." against Dizaster
    Fresco's "I'm a Heineken lager"
    Okwerdz's "Oooooooooohhhh" cracks me up every time though
    Hollow ripping his shirt open

    Those are the first that come to mind atm.
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  12. JayLegend

    JayLegend Jay Ledgem

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    Are you serious bro!? That Heineken lager/ vitamin water line was one of my faves in that battle.
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  13. teacozy

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    The last two people I heard say Math beat Verb were both from the West Coast and both cited the uncharacteristic amount of filler in Verb's rounds. These same people are Yung Ill and Holla fans.

    So yeah. "NY Bias".
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  14. proteam40

    proteam40 god speed, centipede

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    I think it was more the way it was delivered. Plus Fresco had just said "I'm in Miami bitch" in his intro so I wasn't ready for him to be acting tough just yet. Fresco's one of my favorites though aside from that line.
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  15. mac lethal

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    had a bunch of people at my crib earlier, and we watched the fresco/real deal vs phran/star battle. they said fresco was the best one, and were blown away by the heineken line.

    people don't care like we do though.

    anyways, we are all guilty of corniness. not sure if i've ever seen Serious Jones say a corny line, but he may be the only one.

    instead of corny. how bout lines where even your battle fan threshold was cracked by offensiveness?

    when Nems said "I'll put my dick in your daughter's mouth."

    i just sat there shaking my head. no no no. i have a daughter. we don't say those things.
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  16. proteam40

    proteam40 god speed, centipede

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    Aspire's Jewish lines in his OT v Soul Khan. Shit was uncomfortable to watch, I have a feeling he didn't even want to say them.
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  17. alaroche04

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    lol that shit was hard

    "murk her, then hollow the job"

    so basic yet effective...i laughed
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  18. alaroche04

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    By the way, that Math Hoffa/Verb battle had a whole rack of corny shit, mostly from math tho:

    "This is like Jay-z vs. Jada Smith, because I will not lose, but you fucking will"

    That is corny as hell and wack as fuck.
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  19. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    that was great lmao... wtf?
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  20. BinoSWI

    BinoSWI Half Jamaikan Half Scouse

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    alot of u have really high standards

    either that or battle rap in general is corny haha

    whats interesting is the 'url' rappers seem to have as many corny lines as the supposedly corny white gt nerds

    ppl r gna disagree but hollows 'in a gs legend playin ps7 or 3011' was one of the corniest things ive ever heard
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