Cooking everyday.

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  1. J Keeper

    J Keeper Super Jesus

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    Is really getting fucking old.

    But I don't want to get fat.
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  2. Superman70

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    cook enough for more than 1 day.

    also, you can eat out sometimes without getting fat.

    i like sushi and subway.
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  3. Joro DiGiorno

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    Wife up Lucy. She'll make you rice and peas and stew this and curry that, with a side of fried something else - every day a new ting. Good dude like Keeps shouldn't be cooking for himself all the time. Fly to the UK and get yourself an internet moderator.
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  4. J Keeper

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    Just waiting for the okay from Lucy.

    @Lang, yea but I am super sick of sushi. Subway I more or less forgot about.
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  5. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i fuckin hate cooking
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  6. AliceHouse

    AliceHouse The House Always Wins

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    Yeah, it sure does suck being a responsible grown adult.

    That's why I make sure to by frozen foods for the weekend. Their not the best, but whatever.

    Cook rice in bulk. Eat white rice after you cook it, then store it in the fridge and fry it up later. That's my staple.
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  7. J Keeper

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    Fuck rice all the time I don't live in the God damn third world.
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  8. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    ill cook rice, and ill hate every second of it while it in the microwave
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  9. AliceHouse

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    Real ninjas eat rice. Not even John Cena can see me.
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  10. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    what does john cena have to do with rice though?
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  11. AliceHouse

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    It's something he is more white in comparison to.

    (In other news, I tried to frame that sentence a hundred dozen ways without it ending in a preposition. My language arts teacher would be dismayed.)
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  12. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    mine too, i dont even know what that means without looking it up.

    back to cooking though, i like to eat. I just hate cooking. I also hate leftovers. Unless it was extremely delicious. I shop everyday for what im gonna eat that day. I dont keep shit, if i do i waste money because 9x outta 10 ill throw it out or it rots before i eat it.
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  13. AliceHouse

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    American Chinese food (not to be confused with actual Chinese food) is the best. Followed by actual Mexican food (not to be confused with American Mexican food.)
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  14. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    ginger beef is canadian chinese food. It was invented in a "redneck" town called Calgary

    i love me some gingembre beuf
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  15. Twamp

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    It only gets old if u cook the same shit.

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  16. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    id cook different stuff if i didnt hate cooking so much

    catch 22....its like that ''cant get a job no experience'' circle

    cooking gets old because i cook the same shit, i cook the same shit, cuz cooking has gotten old.
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  17. J Keeper

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    Real ninjas eat fear, not food.

    And I do cook different shit. The food isn't old the act of cooking is.
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  18. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    hell yeah it is... i hope to god one day i meet a woman who would fight me for the chance to cook, cuz ill let her win everytime. lol

    cooking sucks shit and ive been saying that for years, as time goes on, the more i dislike it.
    Id rather eat rice everyday for the rest of my life than cook.

    even if i had a super hot ass babe who i connected with more than anyone ive ever known. Ill still cook her hotdogs. Quick and easy. If she wants spaghetti or some fancy ass shit i cant pronounce she can make it. Otherwise its hotdogs

    and if she dumps me cuz of my hot dogs, then it wasnt meant to be and shes superficial.... love should trancend hotdogs.
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  19. JASON ANTHONY

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    crock pot, bruh

    stretch that shit out all week

    stews, curries, and what not

    I used to love living alone and cooking for myself. I know Zy can relate with me on dat.
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  20. Twamp

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    So I guess taking a shit gets old too?

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