CONTENDERSHIP 3. ill-nik-a 6-1 vs. 4. Criteria 4-2

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  2. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    What you want? Wanna include pics?
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  3. ill nik-A

    ill nik-A Dirty Sanchez!!

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    pics it is
    here's mine drop urs by tomorrow
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  4. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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  5. ill nik-A

    ill nik-A Dirty Sanchez!!

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  6. ill nik-A

    ill nik-A Dirty Sanchez!!

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    don’t test me dude, ur scrawny ass aint blessed to feud
    u cant turn it around unless the sign reads will text for food
    I will address this dude, cuz I got punches to knock him
    triangles above ur eyes prove u in no shape to block em
    keep talkin, but fuck it cuz this fag is proud of his logic
    so he keeps it out in the open & refuses to put doors in his closet
    nonsense! now a contender but hope u aint expectin more wins
    didn’t get the message cuz u fed the cookie monster ya fortunes
    torch him, to help this china man in finding him some color
    cuz he’s so scared u can see the yellow hiding in his drawer
    ill’s doubted & sold, how allergies been caught in the mold
    Fuck a runny nose u get more of marathon out in the cold
    Weak fuck u arent in position to duel with the grudges
    I’ll throw eggs at u & u’ll save it to soup up ya punches
    nuke up ya lunches, so for food this nerd answers
    cuz that isn’t a wife beater its more like a bird catcher
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  7. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    You look like a wack sulker, who leans with a bad shoulder
    U must rock mics like ya shirt... both are cut-off & far from black culture
    see the predictions? I guess not with those glasses, its maddenin' nik
    cuz REALLY whens the last time u actually made it to a championship?
    Look you even prepared for a sonnin', that sweet, but its truly late..
    I mean this kid brought suntan lotion, a beach umbrella & UV shades
    we see the beach shoreline in the background, it appears obscure kid
    cuz how the fuck you gonna act cool...80 feet from the nearest person?
    queer is lurkin, for what? dames in thongs? or rather gays w/ schlongs?
    and this cuban's washed up... he's still sittin' on the raft he came in on
    Your the type of beach bum that lifts weights, but its entirely got me..
    ironic u have a developed tri-cep, thats really 3 times the size of ya body
    so put down the barbells, u stink. this lames got me stumped man
    cuz honestly you're built like an ox... with the ears & face of a muskrat
    I'm a foreigner too, but I hate cubans. All ya mama's & papa's is cryin'
    down that heineken, bottle a farewell letter, then send it off to ur island
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  8. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    votes up. ( links here)
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  9. Scally Qwuag

    Scally Qwuag New Member

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    ill nik-a

    keep talkin, but fuck it cuz this fag is proud of his logic
    so he keeps it out in the open & refuses to put doors in his closet

    hahah

    torch him, to help this china man in finding him some color
    cuz he’s so scared u can see the yellow hiding in his drawer

    haha

    Weak fuck u arent in position to duel with the grudges
    I’ll throw eggs at u & u’ll save it to soup up ya punches
    nuke up ya lunches, so for food this nerd answers
    cuz that isn’t a wife beater its more like a bird catcher

    nice little segment

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    we see the beach shoreline in the background, it appears obscure kid
    cuz how the fuck you gonna act cool...80 feet from the nearest person?
    Your the type of beach bum that lifts weights, but its entirely got me..
    ironic u have a developed tri-cep, thats really 3 times the size of ya body
    so put down the barbells, u stink. this lames got me stumped man
    cuz honestly you're built like an ox... with the ears & face of a muskrat

    those were pretty good, but not as much stood out as in nik-a's verse


    vote-ill nik-a
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  10. ExodusIII

    ExodusIII New Member

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    vote = ill nika

    opener was nice...kept it consistent throughout...more direct with the disses...

    cri had a couple decent lines but nothing really caught my eye...and he had quite a few weak lines too
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  11. Egotistical.

    Egotistical. You have no Idea

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    yea I agree.

    Ill Nik was a tad more consistant throughout this match, decent verse by criteria though. & I always thought you were fat?

    queer is lurkin, for what? dames in thongs? or rather gays w/ schlongs?
    and this cuban's washed up... he's still sittin' on the raft he came in on
    we see the beach shoreline in the background, it appears obscure kid
    cuz how the fuck you gonna act cool...80 feet from the nearest person?

    Best lines from Cri..

    Weak fuck u arent in position to duel with the grudges
    I’ll throw eggs at u & u’ll save it to soup up ya punches
    nuke up ya lunches, so for food this nerd answers
    cuz that isn’t a wife beater its more like a bird catcher

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    torch him, to help this china man in finding him some color
    cuz he’s so scared u can see the yellow hiding in his drawer

    These got Ill the win, nice battle fellas.

    v/Ill
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  12. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    why did u think i was fat??
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  13. Got Life?

    Got Life? Resident Megalomaniac

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    vote goes to ill-nik-a

    He just came a little more direct at Criteria and his punches hit a little harder...all in all it was a solid match though with some clever one liners from both sides.

    At the end of the day Ill-Nik-A was just more consistent.
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  14. Timothy

    Timothy New Member

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    Criteria had a decent verse, but had a lot of ehhh lines, ill nik-A was more consistent and more clever/creative with it, so he gets my vote for that, good shit

    vote: ill nik-A
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  15. Mercules...

    Mercules... ya'll know the name

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    hahah i actually laughed more at chrits verse
    both had about 4 dope lines and the rest decent ..nik's punches were wittier but dame if chrit didnt have me laughin and sonning was ILL.. still NIK first 3 lines sealed it from the start

    vote NIK by a hair
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  16. TheReturn

    TheReturn Life of the Party

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    lol at nik clowning the dude for being skinny the whole way through, i liked alot of the punches. crit had a nice verse too, shit had me rolling. cuban line was good, i dunno i thought crit edged this personally. nice battle.

    VOTE = Criteria
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  17. Mr. Mynd

    Mr. Mynd The British Guy

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    Vote - Nik

    Rofl at the bird catcher line, that was hilarious, as well as the yellow hidden in the draw. How the FUCK did you spot that?! Lmfao. That whole section right there was flames. cri had a couple nice lines, especially towards the end where I felt he finished strong.

    This one comes down to consistency, and I have Ill Nik-A taking it.

    Peace!
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  18. Phenomenonymous

    Phenomenonymous picture perfect...

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    man i can't see the pic of IllNika which really takes away from Criteria's verse.


    however i was still crackin up at Criteria more. i thought NikA was pretty tight throughout but didnt bring ALL the eye-openers that Criteria did. although NikA was pretty funny at times, i thought Criteria was actually more consistent. (even though other voters disagree)

    still a good match though... fav lines:

    NikA:

    ill’s doubted & sold, how allergies been caught in the mold
    Fuck a runny nose u get more of marathon out in the cold

    I’ll throw eggs at u & u’ll save it to soup up ya punches

    cuz that isn’t a wife beater its more like a bird catcher

    the closer was funny even though it wasn't THAT good of a line

    Criteria:

    Look you even prepared for a sonnin', that sweet, but its truly late..
    I mean this kid brought suntan lotion, a beach umbrella & UV shades
    we see the beach shoreline in the background, it appears obscure kid
    cuz how the fuck you gonna act cool...80 feet from the nearest person?
    queer is lurkin, for what? dames in thongs? or rather gays w/ schlongs?
    and this cuban's washed up... he's still sittin' on the raft he came in on

    cuz honestly you're built like an ox... with the ears & face of a muskrat
    I'm a foreigner too, but I hate cubans. All ya mama's & papa's is cryin'
    down that heineken, bottle a farewell letter, then send it off to ur island

    felt those segments right there won the battle all in all... and obviously based on the quotes ya'll can see who I thought was more consistent...

    vote-Criteria

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  19. Criteria

    Criteria Superman in this bitch!

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    * Fixed Pic
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  20. The Royal Penis

    The Royal Penis God.

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    um this was a pretty good battle from both, but overall nika just seemed to take the cake with a few more hot punches.. i didnt like the way both of you only focused on the pictures but oh well it was still an OK batle, good shit

    dope lines from nika - cookie monster, marathon out in the cold and the last 4 were pretty decent

    dope lines from criteria - the uv line was nice, muskrat was funny, thought the tricep was a bit stretched (seems you're just jealous of him no offense)

    Illnika gets my vote
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