Congenital amputee(dude has nubs for arms/legs) to make MMA debut...

Discussion in 'MMA, Boxing & Other Combat Sports' started by Big K, Mar 22, 2009.

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  1. Big K

    Big K U Wanna Battle?

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    Yeah...I have a feeling that this is going to end badly. I can see the political talk shows now...

    Left-Leaning Douche: "You can't discriminate against him! If it's his dream to fight, let him fight!"

    Right-Leaning Douche: "MMA is too brutal. The guys in that sport are so barbaric, they'll beat up the crippled!"

    LLD: Shut up, Hitler!

    RLD: Go fuck yourself, Stalin!
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  2. CrayonFlux

    CrayonFlux New Member

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    this nigga would get his [​IMG] on and beat u to death with it, holmes

    picture this amputee faggot fist your wifey wit his prosthetics, homey... bitch would cover ur carpet with pussyjuice

    on some [​IMG] shit, lil nigga
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  3. Unknown333

    Unknown333 New Member

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    yeah uhm...

    im definitely watching this fight.

    will be............. interesting
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  4. Odysseus

    Odysseus a marvelous muthafucka

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    not even sure how this works

    styles make fights.... i think?
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  5. C-Money

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    ¡uılɐʇs 'ɟlǝsɹnoʎ ʞɔnɟ oƃ :p


    ¡ɹǝlʇıɥ 'dn ʇnɥs :pll

    "¡pǝlddıɹɔ ǝɥʇ dn ʇɐǝq ll,ʎǝɥʇ 'ɔıɹɐqɹɐq os ǝɹɐ ʇɹods ʇɐɥʇ uı sʎnƃ ǝɥʇ ˙lɐʇnɹq ooʇ sı ɐɯɯ" :ǝɥɔnop ƃuıuɐǝl-ʇɥƃıɹ

    "¡ʇɥƃıɟ ɯıɥ ʇǝl 'ʇɥƃıɟ oʇ ɯɐǝɹp sıɥ s,ʇı ɟı ¡ɯıɥ ʇsuıɐƃɐ ǝʇɐuıɯıɹɔsıp ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ" :ǝɥɔnop ƃuıuɐǝl-ʇɟǝl

    ˙˙˙ʍou sʍoɥs ʞlɐʇ lɐɔıʇılod ǝɥʇ ǝǝs uɐɔ ı ˙ʎlpɐq puǝ oʇ ƃuıoƃ sı sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuılǝǝɟ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı˙˙˙ɥɐǝʎ
    ˙uoıssıɯɯoɔ ʇuǝɯuıɐʇɹǝʇuǝ & ɔıʇǝlɥʇɐ ɐıƃɹoǝƃ ǝɥʇ ʎq ɐɯɯ ʇɥƃıɟ oʇ ǝsuǝɔıl ɐ pǝıuǝp ʎlsnoıʌǝɹd sɐʍ pɹɐuʎɐɯ

    ˙ʎʇılıqɐsıp ɐ ɥʇıʍ ǝʇǝlɥʇɐ ʇsǝq pɹɐʍɐ ʎdsǝ udsǝ ǝɥʇ uoʍ 4002 uı pɹɐuʎɐɯ plo-ɹɐǝʎ-22 ǝɥʇ

    ˙ɹǝʇuǝɔ pǝɹǝʌoɔ uɹnqnɐ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ "ʇɥƃıu ʇɥƃıɟ uɹnqnɐ" ʇɐ uǝddɐɥ llıʍ ʇɥƃıɟ ɹnǝʇɐɯɐ ǝɥʇ

    ˙ɐɯɐqɯɐlɐ 'uɹnqnɐ uı 52 lıɹdɐ uo ʇnqǝp ɐɯɯ sıɥ ǝʞɐɯ llıʍ 'sǝǝuʞ sıɥ ʇɐ sƃǝl sıɥ puɐ sʍoqlǝ sıɥ ʇɐ sɯɹɐ sıɥ ɥʇıʍ uɹoq 'pɹɐuʎɐɯ ǝlʎʞ
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  6. Big K

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    Trolling is an artform some morons CLEARLY haven't mastered.

    No one is, really. In a number of amateur MMA events, strikings to a downed opponent are forbidden. Technically...since he's on his...knees, he'd always be considered down(I think?). Also, knees are banned from some amateur competition, and elbows are banned from pretty much all amateur comp..so he might not be able to strike, either. So...this COULD potentially be a submission grappling match with mouth pieces and gloves. If normal rules are allowed, he's 100% fucked.
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  7. C-Money

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    ˙pǝʞɔnɟ %001 s,ǝɥ 'pǝʍollɐ ǝɹɐ sǝlnɹ lɐɯɹou ɟı ˙sǝʌolƃ puɐ sǝɔǝıd ɥʇnoɯ ɥʇıʍ ɥɔʇɐɯ ƃuılddɐɹƃ uoıssıɯqns ɐ ǝq ʎllɐıʇuǝʇod plnoɔ sıɥʇ˙˙˙os ˙ɹǝɥʇıǝ 'ǝʞıɹʇs oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝq ʇou ʇɥƃıɯ ǝɥ os˙˙dɯoɔ ɹnǝʇɐɯɐ llɐ ɥɔnɯ ʎʇʇǝɹd ɯoɹɟ pǝuuɐq ǝɹɐ sʍoqlǝ puɐ 'uoıʇıʇǝdɯoɔ ɹnǝʇɐɯɐ ǝɯos ɯoɹɟ pǝuuɐq ǝɹɐ sǝǝuʞ 'oslɐ ˙(¿ʞuıɥʇ ı)uʍop pǝɹǝpısuoɔ ǝq sʎɐʍlɐ p,ǝɥ 'sǝǝuʞ˙˙˙sıɥ uo s,ǝɥ ǝɔuıs˙˙˙ʎllɐɔıuɥɔǝʇ ˙uǝppıqɹoɟ ǝɹɐ ʇuǝuoddo pǝuʍop ɐ oʇ sƃuıʞıɹʇs 'sʇuǝʌǝ ɐɯɯ ɹnǝʇɐɯɐ ɟo ɹǝqɯnu ɐ uı ˙ʎllɐǝɹ 'sı ǝuo ou
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  8. Unknown333

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    i have a few questions

    WHAT WEIGHT CLASS WILL HE FIGHT IN? (hes probably about 40 pounds shy of even making flyweight...)

    Cant wear gloves... Will he be an exception of "bare" arm strikes???

    Y is c-money making my eyes bleed?

    Who would accept a fight against this guy?

    More questions coming soon!
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  9. jayoo

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    i dont see anyone accepting a fight with him because it would be like a circus act, i hate to say it because its disrespectful but there comes a time when we needa open our eyes and see the real world, this shit just dont happen, he has virtually no chance against a person with arms/legs
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  10. DisFunction

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  11. Cognitive D.K

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    ill fight that fuckin nubber

    ill slam him down on some head spike/nate marquardt to thales letes type shit then stomp his shit out on some wandy shit and love the dq and paycheck

    then tell him to stick to freak porn and assisted living
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  12. Unknown333

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    damn eaton u go harsh bro what did he do to u lol
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  13. Unknown333

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    dude seems pretty nice and very strong from what i have read/seen.

    sucks... he might be a top wrestler but striking will be a whole diff story.

    wish the dude luck tho.
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  14. Snikka

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    Wait.. this is that wrestler who fucking went state champion or some shit??

    I've seen his story and his footage wrestling and he was actually very inspiring. He trains hard.

    As far as in MMA, this is definitely gonna be.... interesting..
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  15. Snikka

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    In fact, this dude is gonna get fucking annihilated.
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  16. jayoo

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    ill say it again, he has absolutely NO chance against a person with all limbs in an MMA bout, no way no fucking how, id go as far as to say its impossible, literally
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  17. Big K

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    WTF IS THIS SHIT?

    I heard on Sherdog dude choked out someone @ NAGA(a popular, although fairly low-level competition wise submission grappling tournament) with an arm triangle. I laughed at the thought of it(because that submission...well...REQUIRES ARMS) but it looks like it might be true...

    YouTube - Kyle Maynard @ NAGA

    It doesn't really look like an traditional arm triangle...but it seems like more than a pin. Any other grapplers here want to examine the ending of that match?
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  18. Ben Official

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    yeah it was an arm triangle of course not traditional because he cant grip his bicep but yeah. same concept. he just has to use his weight a little differently than with a traditional arm triangle.

    i would love rolling with that guy. ive done my fair share of nagas. i imagine his fight will be like watching a car wreck. i hate to see it but i can't look away
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  19. DaAlmightyDolla

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    lol i would kill myself if i lost 2 this dude.....

    i saw the vid big k posted and i laughed cuz how the fuck can u just not push that nigga off u. the reason a submission is LOCKED in is cuz u wrap something 2gether by using ur hands and legs. i would slipt my arm right between anything he put me in 2 escape.
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  20. Odysseus

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    i imagine he falls on his face, the other guys holds the back of his neck down with one hand, and pounds upon his face with the other hand

    will make for a great gif
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