"CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL WIGGER" part Deux

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  1. It had been an eventful day in rapmusic land. Native and Somnio were up about a dollar fifty, Opshins had a shiny new mousepad, and the mexicans met thier quota. On the other side of the town though, there was trouble a brewin...

    SHOQ D: *strokes rung* "Its my precious.... Reinco you make a fine ladder... so smooth... so cold against my crack..."

    SITE MANAGER: "Hey Greenhorn! What the fuck are you doing to my ladder? One day on the job and your THAT attached?"

    SHOQ D: "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!" *runs like a girl*

    TEKNEEK: *closes lunchbox* "Wow that new guy was a freak.... no one touch my shrimp fried rice, im stuffed now, but imma be hungry again in like 10 minutes"

    CORMAGEDDON: "ALL YOUR EGGROLLS BELONGS TO CORMGOD!"

    TEKNEEK: "Jesus christ dude, chill out. Have a pancake"

    (priceless and ray ocean enter the room)

    PRICELESS: "TNS!"

    RAY OCEAN: "TNS?"

    PRICELESS: "TNS...."

    RAY OCEAN: "Ohhhh, TNS!!!!"

    PRICELESS: "Yup, TNS"

    RAY OCEAN: ".....TNS"

    (priceless and ray ocean leave)

    CORMAGEDDON: *Devours own head*



    ~About 40 Miles due south, at a Comic book convention....~



    OZ: "Rabble rabble rabble"

    MADPOET: "Whatd you say fool?"

    OZ: "Rabble rabble rabble!!!"

    MADPOET: *turns to Rikoshay* "Why the fuck you bring this dude along with you everywhere? I cant understand his inane banter?"

    RIKOSHAY: "Hes my editor"

    OZ (in background): "RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!"

    MADPOET: "......oh"

    OZ (in background): *still rabble-ing*

    RIKOSHAY: "Yeah... Hey look! A junior detectives kit! Fucking awesome! If you thought i could catch biters before..." *plays with kit* "OMFG it comes with a magnifying glass and a wood pipe!! I LOVE PIPE!"

    OZ: "Fuck yeah you do"

    MADPOET: *jaw drops* "He speaks english?"

    RIKOSHAY: *stares blankly/embarresingly into space*

    (hades runs by naked)





    Back At the Retirement home....




    SOMNIO: "....okay grandma... think your slick huh... i raise you 5 nickels"

    13TH'S MOM: "I call"

    SOMNIO: "Ah ha bitch! I Gotcha now" *shows cards* "I Got a straight! 2 4 8 10 J!"

    13TH'S MOM: "Thats not a straight? Thats nothing? Those cards dont even go in sequence?"

    SOMNIO: "Yeah they do bitch thier all prime numbers aint you take geography in college?"

    NATIVE TONGUE: "Yeah, bitch. Prime numbers always win" *picks her pockets*

    SOMNIO: "Gime that money... Deal em up... Yahtzee is wild"

    NATIVE TONGUE: "Yeah bitch. Yahtzee. Its wild bitch" *takes the money from her socks*

    13TH'S MOM: "Theres no such thing as yahtzee in poker you two ignorant ass nigaz"

    SOMNIO: "House rules, you old ass lady"

    NATIVE TONGUE: "Yeah bitch. Old ass Lady. House Rules!" *picks her bra*





    to be continued.....
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  2. onblast

    onblast New Member

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    That was ridiculous. It made me laugh alot. Good job.
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  3. Hades

    Hades Product of the 80's

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  5. Madpoet

    Madpoet why is this so short....

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    LOL good job...
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  6. TeKneeK

    TeKneeK The Heart and Soul of RM

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    LMAO..... hilarious..... keep this up....
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  7. Final Chapta

    Final Chapta End of Story

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    rofl.

    RIKOSHAY: "Yeah... Hey look! A junior detectives kit! Fucking awesome! If you thought i could catch biters before..." *plays with kit* "OMFG it comes with a magnifying glass and a wood pipe!! I LOVE PIPE!"

    aaaaaaahahha
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  8. Fantom

    Fantom :ihadadream:

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    Lmfao@ Rabble Rabble...
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  9. *NativeTongue*

    *NativeTongue* New Member

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    shoq d and corm were hilarious

    i like these shits, make them longer
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  10. Brooklyns own

    Brooklyns own S on my Chest

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    Im sure if i knew what the fuck that meant, I woulda enjoyed it too
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