COCKY vs BENDER...who has better punchlines?

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better punchlines?

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  1. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    Choppa won't even show his face on Webcam. He don't go to events. He live in his adopted parents basement,.
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  2. Dennis Choppa

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    lol at adopted parents...how does that even make sense?

    nigga u an orphan and unimportant to the world u like a cashier at a pet store

    i'll show my face if u show ur ass so i recognize ya booty in the pen where i will make u bite the hand that feeds u

    wow

    swp fucked his mom true story
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  3. Dennis Choppa

    Dennis Choppa ★★★★★★★★★★★★ ★★★★★★★★★★★★

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    u down to body battle me RIGHT NOW?

    lets get on tinychat and have a 3 stage body battle:

    stage 1: biceps
    stage 2: chest and arms
    stage 3: everything waist down

    we'll see who is more defined i gurantee i have fucked more chicks than u shit nigga i prob picked up more girls in the gym than u have at the club where u go to spit written 'freestyles' with the ugly mug
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  4. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    ADOPTED PARENTS....THE PPL WHO ADOPTED U....lol, that makes sense.


    same shit happened to u happened to the penguin in batman. aint no cashier, i dont do 9 to 5 like u...u a janitor lol



    u got 50 accounts on RM.



    u jerk off to Conceited battles.



    u lost.



    u r from Canada
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  5. drewthetruth

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    i seen his face before no joke
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  6. larry word

    larry word get sauced n dip

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    popcorn.gif
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  7. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    ur really gay lol. BODY BATTLE! :funny:



    fucking FAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.



    u sayin u got more pussy than me? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.....i have a business where i can get a pussy every day, u would never compete with me. financially or any other way...



    GO TEXT BATTLE
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  8. Dennis Choppa

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    nigga...ur name is RAY and u aint black

    how the fuck is that possible? 100 bucks say ur mom named u Timothy and u changed it to Ray at the age of 16 to fight ur teen angst

    dead at u 5'9 nigga hahaha ray mysterio ass nigga i could prob make an iphone app on how to fuck ur mom doggy style and u would purchase it for $0.99 cuz u a fag for life
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  9. Dennis Choppa

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    [youtube]KckBhIkFTeY[/youtube]

    ^thats you

    and vid was uploaded like a month ago

    no way ur 190 lbs nigga u like 5'9 and 140

    im 6'1 and 190 i would fuckin break u wimbledon first serve shit
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  10. THE CRUNK GHOST

    THE CRUNK GHOST 3PEATERS

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    how would u treat this idiot at a menage a trois chop?
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  11. Dennis Choppa

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    swp u fuckin admitted that ur 30 YEARS OLD!!!

    nigga ur 30 with no wife and no children

    u fail at life

    how u 30 arguing with a 21 year old on a forum

    when im 30 i be taking care of my kids and pleasuring my wife and proving im the best husband and father in the world

    nigga ur 30 and talking bout cocky being a shitty battler?

    haha step ya life game up
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  12. Dennis Choppa

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    hahaha crunk>

    to reiterate, i would invite swpstateofmind to a menage a trois then completely ignore him during the sex and focus on the third person only
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  13. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    im not 30



    if i was 30 i still dont wanna be married with kids. u r 21 and u still never got pussy, talkin bout wanting to be married at 30 LMAO. KILL YOURSELF!


    faggot, U FROM CANADA. u r 21 so i kno u dont have more money than me, u still living wit ur uncle that molested u.



    I FEEL BAD SON!
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  14. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    i am 190. u can be skinny and be 190.



    im not 140. i never was. even if i was, u still wouldnt ever beat me.



    that vid happened months ago. but thats OK. YOU TEXT BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!! :funny: :funny::funny:
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  15. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    italian = ray



    canadian = dennis
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  16. Dennis Choppa

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    lol at 'i was never 140'. nigga went from 139lbs to 141lbs directly didnt even hit 140 smh

    i would break u in half even if my face looked like sam cassell or if i was beheaded and walked around with no head my body alone would get the bitches wet

    the only pussy u ever got was when u got confronted by ya dead sister's spirit asking u why u raped her when she was a kid and u repied with i was showing her the ropes like u taking her to the gallows

    if i see u in the dot u getting shot at by the same gun sammy had on jackie brown

    frail ass faggit 5'9 ugly ass nigga
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    dead at u being italian and ur mc name being STACKS

    smh u swaggerjackin a widow and ur nameis stolen from frank stacks

    and ray isnt italian u dumb fuck

    Ray | Name Meaning & Origin | Boy Name Ray | Baby Names World

    die slow nigga it's cookie dough u fuckin pathetic and ur mom was sexually anorexic when she birthed u
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  18. THE CRUNK GHOST

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    choppa bout to get the custom ray stacks gay porno phone calls at 4am like eyerate got
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  19. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    lol this is pretty funny. u callin me ugly, then u wanna bicep battle me. U R A FAGGOT. i dont have a sister. i pimp yours.
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  20. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    Huh?

    WTF?????
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