COCKY vs BENDER...who has better punchlines?

Discussion in 'Bodybag!: The BVA Hall of Shame' started by Dennis Choppa, Jun 28, 2011.

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better punchlines?

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  1. deezenutsbiatch

    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    you just admitted you didn't show up but what your pizanos at the pizza shop told you I wasn't there? The reason I don't cam up is cause of pussies like this that can't fight so theyvcarry burners cause they pussy otherwise . So when I run up on ray wit a mask, it'll be a mystery yo
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  2. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    Admitted what?


    I was there. I talked to ppl that KNOW FOR A FACT I was there lol.


    I was at the pizza shop (was it closed or open? if you were anywhere close you would know), and you weren't there. The funny part about it is, I ain't even tell you what cross street. I gave you the street number and the hood where I'd be. Then I said the pizza shop, so you weren't even THERE initially you fucking idiot, I was.



    You bringing "goons" and I am there BY MYSELF and you think I'ma fight you?


    You delusional.


    The only ppl that DON'T carry guns are fools.


    Yeah, run up on me with a mask. Matter of fact, I'm done talking to you. I pulled your card, you are a faceless troll, get the fuck outta here. Tonight I am gonna be in Kingsessing.


    Send me your # and we'll deal with it from there. Fuck this internet shit, where you can act like you were really there when you weren't.
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  3. Papaddoc619

    Papaddoc619 New Member

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    soooooooooooo y'all bout to catch fades/fight/catch the 1 or what?
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  4. deezenutsbiatch

    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    Ill introduce myself at the next url event. I got a personal invite from smack himself. Ill be wearin a phillues hat and a joe carter jersey.
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  5. Choppa Zhivago

    Choppa Zhivago ★★★★★★★★★★

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    Swp just got bodied

    He too pussy like lesbians (2 pussy)

    Swp mom is a cunt as his his sister Diana
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  6. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    Sure you did. :funny:



    Stop trolling, Chubbs. You don't even know the full card or where the venue gonna be.


    Why until the Smack event? I'ma be in NY that ENTIRE week. 4 of my homies got URL battles.
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  7. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    Who said that?


    You have a roledex of punchlines that ppl spit. You got a 1TB filled with .txt documents transcribes of every SONS battle, you got 50 different accounts on RM, etc.
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  8. Choppa Zhivago

    Choppa Zhivago ★★★★★★★★★★

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    U film niggaz taking a shit and puking in a toilet

    U lose son why else u think ur dad committed suicide when he came back from the war in Iraq?

    U think it was cuz of the post traumatic stress?

    Naw nigga it's cuz he realized his son was gay

    Ur dad died a bitch in the shower room
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  9. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    Where did you see me film anyone taking a shit and puking? :funny:



    This shit is rofl. Keep going.



    You really put a lot of effort into this shit, so keep it going. Free promotion for me.
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  10. Choppa Zhivago

    Choppa Zhivago ★★★★★★★★★★

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    Thread just hit 5000 views

    Mission accomplished

    Swpstateofmind got bodied over a dozen times in this thread and I even forced him to private his Facebook and remove videos from his YouTube channel :funny:

    Lets end it off with a legendary quote by Cocky:

    'fuck you, and have a good evening'
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  11. teacozy

    teacozy New Member

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    wow @ the ham.

    EDIT: how the fuck does this have 41 pages? how many pages is just Ray vs Choppa?
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  12. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    Make sure you check out my battle w/ Skitzo dropping soon. I know you and the Canadian Mounties will give me views.



    Mission Accomplished.
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  13. larry word

    larry word get sauced n dip

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    about 39
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  14. Frank Rizzo

    Frank Rizzo Well-Known Member

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    wow swp got lit up like a christmas tree, embarrassing
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  15. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    nah


    it was funny to me

    Embarassing, how? Y'all realize this is the Internet right? :funny:
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  16. IKNOWALL

    IKNOWALL Well-Known Member

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    swp do you really drive a van like the one choppa posted?
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  17. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    no lol, that was funny 2...i was drivin a work van tho...
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  18. Frank Rizzo

    Frank Rizzo Well-Known Member

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    don't quote me
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  19. swpstateofmind

    swpstateofmind i got da burna

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    Don't tell me not to quote you.
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  20. PhillyKid215

    PhillyKid215 New Member

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    this is like a 6 v 1 against my man swp and hes holdin his own...and actually manned up and did whatt he said he was gonna do unlike deezenuts (homo name as it is) yall are really losing in the long run hahaha swp ftw
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