COCKY vs BENDER...who has better punchlines?

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better punchlines?

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  1. Dennis Choppa

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    'i open him up looking for money like a birthday card'
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  2. Dennis Choppa

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    "Lights off lights on, when I clap it's your life gone/
    I'll have the 40 singing like a Crimson Tide fight song"
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    'last time u hustled u was diving after loose balls'

    ungh
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  4. Water_Mage

    Water_Mage Well-Known Member

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    ppl here will vote bender always because bender says big words like "orca trainer" "organ planar" and orchestrator" and "lord and savior" "borg enslaver" "torch abater" really fast so ppl think hes really smart

    in a land of fools thats all u gotta do to convince ppl ur smart
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  5. Mofuccas

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    lmao @ that shirt
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  6. Wird of Pley

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    "You'll catch an L in a circle like a lexus symbol"
    -Chino XL over 10 years ago.
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  7. Wird of Pley

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  8. Wird of Pley

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    The only other legit original 'in a circle' line is "I'm a star in a circle like pentagrams"

    Not sure which lyrical genius said that one though.
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  9. Witticisms

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    Can I get some Bender punchlines to compare?
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  10. Dennis Choppa

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    but cocky revolutionalized that line

    shit made me go woahh when i heard him say it
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  11. Fuzzy Dunlop

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    i really like cockys single entendre punchlines
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  13. MorgzyV8

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    fuckin gone at that shirt!!!!

    choppa is killin it right now
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  14. gunbars

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    I voted Bender just casue I thought dude was trolling, but I listened to a few battles and I agree, Cockys lines are better.
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  15. onitabas

    onitabas die faggot

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    tbh i am not trolling, i actually believe this. cocky's wordplay is actually some of the best in the battle scene right now, it reminds me of an old conceited. cocky's wordplay is understated and clever. wordplay should make you go "damn" instead of "ooooooh i get it!!"
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  17. R3flex

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    cocky got lines but that lexus one is lame.

    "give his whole circle L's like the Lexus symbol"

    It works one way but the lexus symbol dont "give L's". The lines is only dope to me if it's worded perfectly & makes sense in every way.

    I think that's just laziness. THat nigga had a great concept but didn't take the time to word it right. & if it dont work from all angles, toss it.
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  18. Wird of Pley

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    R3flex thats what we call "single entendres".

    It only makes logical sense for one of the entendres, not both.
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  19. Jizznips

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    Haha this thread made me check for cocky for the first time and yeah he's better than bender
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  20. R3flex

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    I'm just saying if he worded it better, it would've been insane. How it stands now, it's not that dope but its ok.

    give his whole circle L's like the Lexus symbol

    is the only part that makes sense. the rest could've been better.

    but maybe we saying the same thing. I dont know.

    Its like the "give k's like a spanish person"

    Spanish people don't "give" K's (que's). They say que or ask que.

    I'm hella picky with my lines. Truthfully, & even tho i think it's the lamest form of hiphop, online audio battlers know how to form lines almost perfectly.

    "bit ahead off the bat like ozzy osbourn" is one of the most perfectly worded lines i've ever heard & works perfectly from all angles.
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