Christopher Walken is Running for President - Seriously

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  1. masterragu

    masterragu Sweep The Leg, Johnny!

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  2. Krighst

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    Imagine how great the state of the union address would be...

    'words are like little bombs, they have a lot of energy inside them'
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  3. Snikka

    Snikka Vision Action Execution

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    He's got my vote.


    "If you want to learn how to build a house, build a house. Don't ask anybody, just build a house" - Christopher Walken
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  4. Krighst

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    haha...those quotes are great
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  5. - Artie -

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    saw this on some page, I guess its a hoax.

    To bad, I love that man.



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    Christopher Walken 2008 is a Hoax

    When I first stumbled on this site http://walken2008.com/index.html I have to admit I was excited about it. I have no idea where Mr. Walken stands on the issues that are important to me, but the thought of watching him mentally disassembling some other candidate in a debate is just thrilling. I don’t know if he would have a snow balls chance in hell but it would be fun to watch regardless. Unfourtanetly my skeptical mind took over and I felt the need to dig a little to find out if this was even for real or not. Here is why I believe this to be a hoax (although a really good one)

    1)All of the images of Walken can be found on other websites. Most of them show up with simple a Google image search.


    2)A who is look up returned the following data:

    Administrative Contact: Strickland, Richard

    admin@walken2008.com

    PO Box 1180

    Destin, Florida 32540

    United States

    Phone 8505478427

    I tried calling the number several times to speak with the admin, the number has been disconnected. I doubt any legitimate web designer that was lucky enough to be contracted for such a major project would have a disconnected phone


    3) The press release for this site states that a press conference was held at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York on August 9. I attempted to call the front desk of the hotel to confirm this. They would not to do so, but they did refer me to the PR section of their corporate offices. The fact that there had allegedly been a press conference and that the only mention of this announcement any where in the main stream news is linked to walken2008 site is very telling. The conference was held 2 days before the site launched, if it was real then I am sure we would have heard about it somewhere else in that time.


    4) In the bio page there is a reference to the famous cowbell skit from SNL, to me this reeks of fanboyism.


    Now, I could still be wrong, and this could be for real but I doubt it. Monday, I plan to call the IRS and see if there is any record of the non profit “Christopher Walken for President” that allegedly paid for the site. I am by no means a campaign finance expert but, to my knowledge such groups have to register with the government and that information should be public record. In closing I would actually would like to tip my hat to the hoaxsters involved. At first glance the site is rather convincing and actually had me for a second.
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  6. Krighst

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    I had my doubts, but you just had to ruin it...
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  7. Nitsuj™

    Nitsuj™ We Are The Resistance

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    haha..... hey I know how popular ragu threads get... so....

    15 points to anyone who can make 2-3 dope ass Slug(of atmosphere) avitars... I repeat, 15 points to anyone who can make 2-3 dope ass Slug(of atmosphere) avitars...

    yo if he runs, I will vote for him... but that really don't mean shit, cuz I voted for Jesse Ventura.. lol
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  8. Nam Dekan

    Nam Dekan i got a tip in my pocket

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    he needs to be on the new seasons of Sopranos playing Johnny Sack's brother
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  9. masterragu

    masterragu Sweep The Leg, Johnny!

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    Tony Danza should run for president...
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  10. INKonspikuouz

    INKonspikuouz An sclábhaí na Éirinn

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    arnold swarchenegger is gonna be next president. that law allowing foreign borns is gonna be overturned.
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  11. Look im Gangsta

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    The US Presidency stopped meaning anything when you got Bill Clinton kicked out for getting his dick sucked.

    Walken would at least make the news paper articles scan worthy, if only for the quotes.
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  12. DannyC

    DannyC Stay golden, pony boy.

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    "i got a fevah. and the only cure... is more cowbell"

    -christopher walken, god for hire.
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  13. !ron HorSe

    !ron HorSe New Member

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    Whose that?
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  14. MisterE

    MisterE Look @ His Face Now!

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    Christopher Walken is a fuckin animal......you cannot fuck with him....the mere thought is suicide.....
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  15. Dougie Dizzle

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    i heard gary busey is his running mate
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  16. Nitsuj™

    Nitsuj™ We Are The Resistance

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    are you fucking kidding me ?

    wait, you're 17... wait, that's no excuse.
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  17. Pyro Tecknik

    Pyro Tecknik Harbinger of DOOM

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    i would have SO voted for that ³³³³³.
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  18. !ron HorSe

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    Ohhh, I get it.. he's an act0r.
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  20. MagicDonJuan

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    thats one of the top 20 funniest people ever.
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