Championship Match: 1. Sikabod Khrayne 6-1 vs. 2. Serge dot T 4-0

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  1. David Lama

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  2. Sikabod Khrayne

    Sikabod Khrayne Please Kill Me...

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    Pic battle?
    call it
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  3. Serge dot T

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  4. Serge dot T

    Serge dot T Guest

    Heres 26..... Spelling for dummies...piru is pronounced ''pie-roo''.

    You die tonight, the fact is that you not rhymin' right
    I lowered the bar amount 'cause I didn't find enough lines to bite

    Lmmfao, ok all jokes aside......

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    You ain't gangstah, not crip or piru
    And you ain't dope 'cause you suck at more shit than I do
    He only won last week...nah, I'm kiddin'
    Ya oponent really won, he just wasnt dick ridden
    Heres the rundown, you get set for a rippin'
    I'm bout to take a #1 down' like pissin while im sittin'
    Beaner this, lawnmower that...a fool with few hopes
    I got my green card, now you need to google new jokes
    You're either fuckin' ya life up or you confused a trend...
    'Cause I thought Arab bitches covered their faces to other men
    I macked ya moms n sister too, used english n spanish
    Now i got 2 tongues under my belt that isnt my language
    Plus i been rubbed ya mom, Sika knows thats its true
    That the last time we shook hands, he chilled by a falopian tube
    You know you lost, so just get the peelin'
    'Cause you're drownin' in a see of doubt to compliment ya sinkin' feelin'
    Mouth's closed 'cause teeth crooked, sharp n' bad
    I slapped the back of his head n' circumsized his dad
    You suck, ya verses have bland features
    And your lyrics are about as in-depth as land creatures
    You barkin' up the wrong tree, a bum lookin' rover
    ya not witty...
    ...You drop outta the box like I just tipped ya house over
    You fuck a camel, theres no room for arguement
    ^..If that comments the last straw...ya girl will starve to death
    A tempermental newbie, ya actions is the funniest
    'Cause only cool you been keepin is ''serge dot T'' on ya buddy list

    edited ''about about'' from this line

    And your lyrics are about as in-depth as land creatures
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  5. Sikabod Khrayne

    Sikabod Khrayne Please Kill Me...

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    "I've had more black dick in me than the urinal at the Apollo" - Lisa Lampanelli


    aiight then

    yo, no one here really knows me so you'll learn this quick
    unlike u I never AIM'ed for respect I just earned it bitch
    Comedy Central crook u know it, u bit in the worst way
    & if not...who watches Appollo...
    n starts thinkin bout black dicks in the first place?
    serge gay in every sense of the word this sensitive herb can't hope to touch me
    even his mad doggin lookin more like a hopeless puppy
    trust me, Serge ain't bitin no more he tired of that dismal road
    he ready to be cleansed...already rockin the baptismal robe
    I'll slit ya throat so get ghost ya better be duckin out
    or get put under more dirt than u got around ya fuckin mouth
    empty room show why he shark every line he's turnin around
    Serge reachin new Lowe's so he can finally furnish his house
    murder this clown claimin he writin & gifted
    verses like a fat Wendy's cook...
    every punch-in nuttin but bitin & flippin
    a strikin resemblence every verse, this bitten flow u sell us
    prove u milkin Beautiful Minds so much Russell Crowe is Jealous
    tell us them lines are yours, u lyin filthy faced bitch
    if you ever get a bar of ya own...use it to bathe with
    kid laced wit dirt & the growth in size imminent
    fuck a gang of ring worms his neck got it's own crime syndicate
    simpleton stay in a cespool it's kinda shockin when lookin
    shady to the bone...even his damn eye socket is crooked
    look at his eye brows colonial times coulda helped u to save face
    cuz them thick black lines u own bring in a fortune on slave trades
    2 huge lumps on ya forehead this niggas a dunce, why?
    brain warps his cranial walls n still can't form origional punchlines

    there's 26. 1
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  6. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    This vote will not count for obvious reasons.


    Sorry OZ. Nothing personal.
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  7. Serge dot T

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    Oz, now you're actin' like a little kid. C'mon, seeing the beef and STILL wantin' to vote on my battle?

    He said I flipped his falopian tube line form last week and I linked to where he saw, loved and voted for it 2 years ago, written by me and bitin by him. He's obviously still sore about his loss too and has an agenda.


    Now get outta my thread and dont proceed to clutter it.
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  8. Georgia

    Georgia New Member

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    damn, what a surprise?

    i knew i shoulda predicted sikabod to win


    i'll edit my vote herr after i post my RBL verse
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  9. -Oz-

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    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    madpoet
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  11. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    altering the outcome of a battle, just so as not to be on Serges badside. Thats the problem with this fucking site
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  12. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    Vote Sikabod by the way. Personal wise he raped serge, serge had 1 half way original line and that was it.
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  13. Oneduh

    Oneduh Guest

    You ain't gangstah, not crip or piru
    And you ain't dope 'cause you suck at more shit than I do
    Heres the rundown, you get set for a rippin'
    I'm bout to take a #1 down' like pissin while im sittin'
    Beaner this, lawnmower that...a fool with few hopes
    I got my green card, now you need to google new jokes
    You know you lost, so just get the peelin'
    'Cause you're drownin' in a see of doubt to compliment ya sinkin' feelin'
    You barkin' up the wrong tree, a bum lookin' rover
    ya not witty...
    ...You drop outta the box like I just tipped ya house over
    You fuck a camel, theres no room for arguement
    ^..If that comments the last straw...ya girl will starve to death

    Vs.

    Comedy Central crook u know it, u bit in the worst way
    & if not...who watches Appollo...
    n starts thinkin bout black dicks in the first place?
    I'll slit ya throat so get ghost ya better be duckin out
    or get put under more dirt than u got around ya fuckin mouth
    empty room show why he shark every line he's turnin around
    Serge reachin new Lowe's so he can finally furnish his house
    kid laced wit dirt & the growth in size imminent
    fuck a gang of ring worms his neck got it's own crime syndicate
    look at his eye brows colonial times coulda helped u to save face
    cuz them thick black lines u own bring in a fortune on slave trades

    Nice battle here. You both had about the same amount of good lines. Sik's play off the applolo shit was pure comedy, eyebrow line was flames. Serge's opener had me lmao from the start. Kept it interesting the whole way, last straw was dope. few lines that made me say wtf.. But overall I gotta go wit Serge. Sik had alot more filler, plus Serge opener was the line of the battle .

    Vote- Serge
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  14. Madpoet

    Madpoet why is this so short....

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    Oz's votes will not count
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  15. Sur*5*ILL

    Sur*5*ILL Kangs

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    LMAO @ Him Facing Mecca When He Took That Pic
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  16. U S E R

    U S E R NON-DOHPE.squad

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    serge got this


    sika said bitin n flippin followed by filler in every other line, not to mention played mexican lines that were counted with the green card line.

    now the plays on his pic, THOSE were fresh. i thought id seen every diss on that pic doable, lmao@the black lines shit. the apollo line was sickly pulled off too, but you shoudvt've o.d's on the whole bitin flippin thing, we got the point.

    from serge, i thought he was way more consistent and that in-depth line was nice, not to mention the straw line. wasnt really feelin the falopian shit cause you did it 2 years ago but i guess it was just to make oz look like a dumbass, ionno.

    this battle was coo but if people have already known serge for awhile they wont find the personals as fresh as there were 2 years ago.
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  17. Spit That

    Spit That aka ST

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    Heres the rundown, you get set for a rippin'
    I'm bout to take a #1 down' like pissin while im sittin'
    You're either fuckin' ya life up or you confused a trend...
    'Cause I thought Arab bitches covered their faces to other men
    Mouth's closed 'cause teeth crooked, sharp n' bad
    I slapped the back of his head n' circumsized his dad
    You fuck a camel, theres no room for arguement
    ^..If that comments the last straw...ya girl will starve to death

    vs

    aiight then


    Comedy Central crook u know it, u bit in the worst way
    & if not...who watches Appollo...
    n starts thinkin bout black dicks in the first place?
    trust me, Serge ain't bitin no more he tired of that dismal road
    he ready to be cleansed...already rockin the baptismal robe
    empty room show why he shark every line he's turnin around
    Serge reachin new Lowe's so he can finally furnish his house
    kid laced wit dirt & the growth in size imminent
    fuck a gang of ring worms his neck got it's own crime syndicate
    simpleton stay in a cespool it's kinda shockin when lookin
    shady to the bone...even his damn eye socket is crooked
    look at his eye brows colonial times coulda helped u to save face
    cuz them thick black lines u own bring in a fortune on slave trades

    Serge didnt come that good, however the lines that were quotable were dope...Sikabod just was too original and clever for him. thick black lines and eye socket were dope as hell..and watching apollo thinking of black dick was a hillarious personal..all and all Sika out-punched Serge by a fairly comfortable margirin

    Vote-Sikabod
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  18. Sikabod Khrayne

    Sikabod Khrayne Please Kill Me...

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    I didn't have any Mexican lines...
    I don't pull race cards...
    1-2 uppin'
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  19. Venamis

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    Vote - Serge

    Serge:

    You die tonight, the fact is that you not rhymin' right
    I lowered the bar amount 'cause I didn't find enough lines to bite
    Okay opener.
    You ain't gangstah, not crip or piru
    And you ain't dope 'cause you suck at more shit than I do
    Okay.
    He only won last week...nah, I'm kiddin'
    Ya oponent really won, he just wasnt dick ridden
    I think I tried to flip this once.
    Heres the rundown, you get set for a rippin'
    I'm bout to take a #1 down' like pissin while im sittin'
    Recycled.
    Beaner this, lawnmower that...a fool with few hopes
    I got my green card, now you need to google new jokes
    I liked this.
    You're either fuckin' ya life up or you confused a trend...
    'Cause I thought Arab bitches covered their faces to other men
    This is comedy.
    I macked ya moms n sister too, used english n spanish
    Now i got 2 tongues under my belt that isnt my language
    Again, comedy.
    Plus i been rubbed ya mom, Sika knows thats its true
    That the last time we shook hands, he chilled by a falopian tube
    Comedy.
    You know you lost, so just get the peelin'
    'Cause you're drownin' in a see of doubt to compliment ya sinkin' feelin'
    Not bad.
    Mouth's closed 'cause teeth crooked, sharp n' bad
    I slapped the back of his head n' circumsized his dad
    This is fuggin' nice.
    You suck, ya verses have bland features
    And your lyrics are about as in-depth as land creatures
    I think I tried to use this before.
    You barkin' up the wrong tree, a bum lookin' rover
    ya not witty...
    ...You drop outta the box like I just tipped ya house over
    I think I tried to flip this concept also.
    You fuck a camel, theres no room for arguement
    ^..If that comments the last straw...ya girl will starve to death
    This was nice.
    A tempermental newbie, ya actions is the funniest
    'Cause only cool you been keepin is ''serge dot T'' on ya buddy list
    Ha.. nice closer.

    You had some funny shit this week, you had some really hard punches. A lot of things flipped in ways I haven't seen them done before. Your flow was alright, nothing unbelievable but your had a pretty nice verse. I really liked that Circumsize line, fel' tube line, rover line, and your closer. That shit was hot. Keep it up.

    Sikabod Khrayne:

    yo, no one here really knows me so you'll learn this quick
    unlike u I never AIM'ed for respect I just earned it bitch
    I like this.
    Comedy Central crook u know it, u bit in the worst way
    & if not...who watches Appollo...
    n starts thinkin bout black dicks in the first place?
    Wasn't feeling it. I'm different.
    serge gay in every sense of the word this sensitive herb can't hope to touch me
    even his mad doggin lookin more like a hopeless puppy
    Alright. Worded bad.
    trust me, Serge ain't bitin no more he tired of that dismal road
    he ready to be cleansed...already rockin the baptismal robe
    Ehh Ok.
    I'll slit ya throat so get ghost ya better be duckin out
    or get put under more dirt than u got around ya fuckin mouth
    Ha. Nice.
    empty room show why he shark every line he's turnin around
    Serge reachin new Lowe's so he can finally furnish his house
    Nice.
    murder this clown claimin he writin & gifted
    verses like a fat Wendy's cook...
    every punch-in nuttin but bitin & flippin
    I wasn't liking this.
    a strikin resemblence every verse, this bitten flow u sell us
    prove u milkin Beautiful Minds so much Russell Crowe is Jealous
    Alright.
    tell us them lines are yours, u lyin filthy faced bitch
    if you ever get a bar of ya own...use it to bathe with
    Nice.
    kid laced wit dirt & the growth in size imminent
    fuck a gang of ring worms his neck got it's own crime syndicate
    Nah.
    simpleton stay in a cespool it's kinda shockin when lookin
    shady to the bone...even his damn eye socket is crooked
    Okay.
    look at his eye brows colonial times coulda helped u to save face
    cuz them thick black lines u own bring in a fortune on slave trades
    Iight.
    2 huge lumps on ya forehead this niggas a dunce, why?
    brain warps his cranial walls n still can't form origional punchlines
    Iight.

    You had a pretty nice battle verse in my opinion also. There was a few things that you flipped that I wasn't really feeling. I was really feeling the furnish your home line, I thought that was hot for some reason. Your flow was alright also, nothing too impressive. Keep it up.

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    Overall this was a close ass battle. I have to give to to Serge because he had more comedy. His punches seemed like they left me with a harder impact. I really was feeling that shit about circumsized his dad. I was rolling when I first read that. This was a close battle, so it's a good champ match. Keep it up you guys.
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  20. Serge dot T

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    Dirt/dirty mex

    it's all been done

    but yo that was some nice shit. hit me on aim some time.

    serge dot t
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