challenge- Mr.Freeze vs smittyrhythm

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  1. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    Im bored... challenging you seems to be the new trend. 24 lines... if you decline I understand, I wouldnt wanna answer to this either....


    No ‘wordplay’ so you’re no Riddler, no Joker puns or Two-Face'd ‘flips’
    You could be Penguin, just bring an umbrella cuz I’ll make it rain- ‘IV’y vein drips
    Im not afraid so no Dr. Crane and little brained, you’re no Hugo Strange
    But you wanna bend Bruce Wayne over, so in a way you’re a pseudo-Bane
    Pick any villains name bitch, wait, you aint even close to Ventriloquist
    Cuz your hands wouldnt 'speak up for you' if you was a sign language lyricist
    This is the end of the winter season, so mister please, you don’t spit free’z
    You’d need listerine and wrigley strips, I’ll take his green just watch how fast that his ‘mint leaves’
    See a ‘below average’ frozen thug get crushed and broken to snow and blood
    Your vote’s will hit the ‘south poll’ fold and touch the floor when Im ‘post’d up
    Tundra rush in with no gloves, wont feel ya punches fists goin’ numb
    When growin’ up you ‘went up hill both ways’ cuz holmie you’re old as fuck
    Born in '74? We’ll call you ‘MC L’ and knock your false teeth out
    Cuz you aint hungry and only ‘feed in lines’ from off senior discounts
    Face it you wouldn’t be ‘cold’ with allergic viruses and germs in your sinuses
    Im hypothermic, he’s gonna need a thermal, nurse, and scripts to purch vicodins
    Cuz this kind of ‘RPG’ will down his raps and punish the fragments
    So why you ‘role play more in battles’ than action figures for Dungeons ‘n Dragons?
    Youre not a General or Sergeant, Gomer, youre at the bottom of fallen soldiers
    Cuz everytime you post COMMANDS I never see anything follow orders
    From out Apollo’s corner, I clown a ‘bout until the sound that the round is over
    And if I go down no countin’ forward cuz Im off the ground like a bouncin’ mortar
    But now its no mystery, Mr. Freeze, why you buy Geico.. my sympathies
    Because this caveman fossil was frozen cryogenically, in his teens…
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  2. Mista FREEZE 2001

    Mista FREEZE 2001 Member

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    *FREEZE laughing*

    Okay i see I have a BULLSEYE on my head like I am DAREDEVIL'S rival...

    It's OK....

    Smitty everybody must DEAD.... It's your TURN...

    *FREEZE puts on his DIRECTOR'S hat*

    DEATH OF SMITTYRHYTHM TAKE ONE.....

    ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND ACTION!!!

    I'm about 2 make SMITTY take a shitty all in his dungarees/
    Cause with ICE CUBES in his shorts he still couldn't "RUN WITH FREEZE/
    I rip foes with sick flows that are colder than ONE DEGREES/
    That proves SMITTY is 2 PUSSY like Jack's roommates on 3s COMPANY/
    So SMITTY I suggest U SITCOM be4 I get my beam on/
    Cause I speak official and my heat will whistle like it's the ANDY GRIFFITH theme song/
    Or better yet I get my HAKEEM on/
    Cause it's a "DREAM" how I work the bangers/
    And judging by your battle post. U and skills must be "PERFECT STRANGERS"/
    U're in the CLOSET like worthless hangers/
    I'll STRAIGHT FLUSH U when the DESERT E is pulled out/
    I'll pull your CARD then quickly DECK U and proceed 2 shoot up your "FULL HOUSE"/
    See I don't care if U have "FAMILY TIES" when that thing begins to jingle/
    U started the day off "MARRIED WITH CHILDREN" but shots now have U "LIVING SINGLE"/
    See my "FRIENDS" in the KLIQ R vicious! They let out "CHEERS" when loading the CLIPS IN/
    But not me I just carry a "MAGGIE" like MARGE from off the "SIMPSON'S"/
    Smitty will be screaming "AMEN" as shots has his soul rising to "7th Heaven"/
    Cause I carry a NINE 5 days! A 38 6 and of course a "227"/
    Have Smitty's body filled with "GROWING PAINS" as he gets grazed with the shells/
    Shots "SCREECH" & cool him like "AC" but SMITTY wont be "SAVED BY THE BELL"/
    So Smitty I suggest U STICK 2 THE SCRIPT otherwise I'll have 2 bang and toss ya/
    CAVEMAN? Hmmmmm well yeah I've been known 2 "ROAST DUCKS" so now Smitty's covered in MANGO SALSA/
    See when I strike yo U'll need GEICO cause verbally I just cause wreck/
    And SMITTY's mad cause his "RHYTHM" wouldnt get "PROPS" on a "NATION" of JANET JACKSON SETS/
    So come with your Bat jokes and wack quotes. I just laugh at them SMITTYRHYTHM/
    Cause 2 me it just proves your style is GAY AND AZZ.... U should switch your name 2 "SHITTY JIZZUM"

    LOL LMAO LMMFAO!!!

    Okay U guys have FINALLY ADMIT....

    THE BOY IS NICE!!!

    I swear I am the GOD OF RM!!!!!

    I WANT SOME COMPETITION....

    JACK, GSUS, JOOK..... I WANT THE BEST!!!

    Oh and Smitty! I like U.... REAL TALK! I think U have good rhyme scheme, concepts and punchlines. U R one of the nicer guys here!!! I wouldn't mind battling U again...

    OH BUT U LOST THIS ONE....

    LOL LMAO LMMFAO!!!

    Oh by the way......

    CUT!!!
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  3. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    lol that verse is definitely a problem. i'll take that as an invitation for round 2
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  4. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    Alrite…

    Ima’ put his head into the tv set to ruin his show, you’d be in-doors and still see Mr. Freeze’s face in the ‘snow’
    Too much exposure to network holders, I ‘C BS’ in his flows, I'll put that verse in a box-- like VHS episodes
    Spends his time alone and reading the TV guide, no rings by the phone
    He hates bingo night, the retirement home wont let ‘em spit on the microphone
    You got less 'vision in your patterns' than glaucoma eyes in kaleidoscopes
    And I’ll save the alzheimer’s jokes for when this lizard geico dinosaur finally croaks

    I thought I walked into the L.A. riots the way he went on a TV spree
    “No ‘KING OF THE HILL’ you’re the ‘KING OF QUEENS’ so ‘WHOS THE BOSS’? Not you, where’s your ‘WINGS’”
    Too bad your lyrics havent been 'seasoned' since their premier, a 'repeating theme'

    Film a rape shoot of the dame you date getting gangbanged by the stage crew
    You wouldn’t have to ‘call for action’ with the way that she went straight in to ‘take 2’
    Safe to assume there’s no ‘direction’ in none of the ‘clip’s that you aimed through
    With the camera zoom, you shoulda’ stuck with anime- makin ‘lame tunes’
    Cuz you’re not original, its pitiful, lyrics 'Concieted' ->that’s literal
    The way you followed his ‘script’, Im surprised you didn’t type *pause* between syllables
    No lord of noise, wearin out soft lines like you was born in some 'corduroys'
    This old G's void and your motorola droid is overloaded with 'soulja boy'
    Deploying your stage ‘play’ gets destroyed, we all know Queer Eye’s your show of choice
    ‘Snap shot’ em, the shit gets cold when I chill his ass out with ‘polar-roids’
    That shitty jizzum bar was inventive at its best Mister Freeze
    But you dropped an ‘F’ with the rest, now your death’s on ‘Unsolved ‘Mister reeze’
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  5. Mista FREEZE 2001

    Mista FREEZE 2001 Member

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    *Smitty's MOM runs up 2 FREEZE screaming and pushing his Chest*

    U wrong! U wrong! U know that Boy is yours!

    Maury I slept with her years ago. This is the first time that I have even heard that Smitty could be my Child...

    *MAURY looks at FREEZE and pulls out the yellow envelope*

    So if this Child is yours.... U will take care of it!

    Of Course Maury! I am not a DEADBEAT DAD!!

    Okay Freeze! In the case of SMITTYRHYTHM.... FREEZE U R THE FATHER!!!

    I told! I told U...

    DAMN!

    I kept wondering why my age 2 Smitty was so unearthly significant/
    Until the day I saw a Question mark on the Father side of his Birth Certificate/
    Last battle Smitty's Mom was screaming "VERBAL ABORTION" from the way I was "SLAUGHTERING MY CHILD"/
    Check his last battle post! U'll see my DNA! I SWEAR I MUST HAVE FATHERED HIS STYLE/
    So Smitty now wants revenge because of all the days of wishing Id come tuck him in/
    But I was 2 busy in the room with his MOM "DICK FISHING" & Resting my nuts on her chin/
    SON I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE ALL ALONE! I'm not saying this just 2 screw up a win/
    Had I known I'd have "SPLIT CELLS" instead of your "WIG". So at least U would have grew up a "TWIN"/
    I don't care that she wanted "DOUGH". I would have paid had I "BRED" a child/
    Instead U're stalking pictures of HANNA MONTANA. Damn my SON'S A STRAIGHT FUCKIN PEDOPHILE/
    Beating off 2 soft porn. Wishing U were not born/
    Never SCENE in my DIRECTION. So U made a MOVIE 2 "POPCORN"/
    But U can't hold in all that anger SON. I'm serious U gotta let it go/
    U wanna be a "CHIP" of the old block but your lines R 2 "CHEESY". That style is just "NACHO" flow/
    So I just "SNICKER" when I see your "CANDY BARS" cause U R trying 2 "UPSTAGE" a Vet/
    Mad cause I was fuckin Moms Sister and instead of U I ended up"RAISINETTES" (Shout's 2 Smitty's Aunt Annette & her KIDS... SHE CAN SUCK A BASKETBALL THROUGH A DRINKING STRAW! THAT BYTCH IS GOOD!)/
    But U shouldn't hold that against me. It was your Moms who was choosing to lie/
    I didnt know that SMITTY Existed. She never told me the "GOOBER" was mine/
    So now this "SOUR PATCH KID" is bitter but 2 me his gangsta frontin's absurd/
    His whole crew is SWEETER THAN CANDY. I'd BOX UP all those "RUNTS" & "NERDS"/
    SMITTY U WEAK AS FUCK! I would be nothing 2 beat U up/
    You'll call my hands "REESE'S" from how easily they'd "PIECE" U up/
    And if U still want 2 keep talking strong I'll have my whole KLIQ MOB drop ya/
    Repeated jabs "BREAK your JAW" U'll call us "EVERLASTING GOBSTOPPERS"/
    See we don't play those Silly games. In the KLIQ the number of gats vary/
    But we'll get to the CREAMY FILLING of this "EGG" head's center and leave this "CADBURY"-ed/
    The reason why I'm stressin this geek is his because he's testing the ELITE/
    But when it comes to correcting a BEEF he has no weapons 2 speak/
    SMITTY U'RE A MOUSE who "DANCES" from battles. U REALLY DON'T WANT 2 "STEP UP 2 THE STREETS"/
    So 4 trying 2 rattle hard. I'll leave U stretched out and battle scarred/
    AND HAVE YOUR BODY LYING WITH YOUR BRAINS "BLUE" OUT! U'LL FEEL LIKE AN AVATAR!

    LOL LMAO LMMMFAO!!!

    Okay Smitty I like U! I really like the C BS line and the UNSOLVED MISTA REEZES was VICIOUS! I don't mind going at U some more but if so MAKE A NEW THREAD! I hate it when there are like 9 battles on one post! PPL get confused and mad cause it's so much and don't read them and HONESTLY I THINK THIS IS A HOTT BATTLE!!!

    P.S. Ph and Yeah I am a CONCEITED FAN but uh... IT WAS MY STYLE FIRST! CHECK YOUR RESEARCH ASK CATS LIKE HALLOWEEN JACK! I have used that pattern since like 99! He would have been like 14 then...

    I'm just sayin...

    Anyway Keep U the GOOD WORK...

    I'LL SEE U AGAIN!!!

    THIS I COMMAND!!!!
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  6. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    lmao that was cold man. alrite i see how it is old timer i gotchu, good round.
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  7. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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  8. Mista FREEZE 2001

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    YO Y'ALL NEED 2 QUIT SLEEPIN ON THIS BATTLE!!! REAL TALK!!!

    This one deserves VOTES!!!!
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  9. DethStryque

    DethStryque DethStryque theInvincible

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    gonna vote on this for real.
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  10. G Force

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    Is this battle finished or are you doing 3 rounds?
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  11. Mista FREEZE 2001

    Mista FREEZE 2001 Member

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    The 3rd round has been posted already... It's underneath this one... It has so many bars we gave it its own post!!!
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  12. Mista FREEZE 2001

    Mista FREEZE 2001 Member

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    U cats R SLEEPING.....

    Y'ALL NEED 2 VOTE ON THIS BATTLE HERE!!!
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  13. smittyrhythm

    smittyrhythm you love 2 hate me

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    uppin for views... feedback or votes in round 3 (best round of the battle)
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