~BOXING~David Haye vs Vladmir Bitchsko HBO Faceoff

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  1. Scr1be

    Scr1be Well-Known Member

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    That line was funny as hell imo :funny:.

    Dude is the troll of the boxing world. You know you've done your job when your opponent is genuinely mad.

    As for the fight, it's 50/50 really. Both guys have suspect chins as far as I'm concerned. Corrie Sanders has tremendous hand speed and he gave Wlad complete fits when they met. Haye as we know has faster hands than Corrie with better movement (still his footwork is a little sus). Will Haye's hand speed advantage win him the fight though? I'm not so sure. I think both fighters have a healthy respect for the others' abilities and will be tentative early on, but I think Wlad will take over the fight once he finds his range with the jab. If he can cut off the ring and get Haye moving back, I think he can get the job done. I see it being a jabfest by the 6th or 7th with Haye getting KO'd by the 8th. Still, you can't discount Haye's punching power. If he lands flush he will wobble Wlad or put him to sleep.

    Wlad by KO.
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  2. Hank

    Hank i trane ufc bro

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    Haye about to get crushed man smh

    sent from hypno's dungeon tbh
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  3. ~OMagic~

    ~OMagic~ Well-Known Member

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    lmfaoooooooooooo @ 1:36

    "We'll get him a custom suit"

    *grabs shane's suit*

    "this off the rack"




    "Keep acting up and I'll get Jin on the phone" aahahahahahha
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  4. OurSin

    OurSin lol @ equality

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    Vlad started this off gangsta as fuck, nigga haye gonna wake up with a horse head on the sheets lmao

    Vlad>>>>
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  5. OurSin

    OurSin lol @ equality

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    haye shook as fuck lmaoo

    this gonna be eon's more entertaining than the actual fight though
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  6. UNKNOWN ARTIST

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    Haye's far too inexperienced for a fight like this

    Honestly...

    He aint been around the heavyweight division

    What he know about a Heavyweight title fight?

    [youtube]gS60oKYfGaA[/youtube]
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  7. UNKNOWN ARTIST

    UNKNOWN ARTIST Ghost Writer

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    Amateur status ... but Dayum ... 2:54 .... half decent tickle
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  8. Elapz

    Elapz New Member

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    I actually am afraid of Haye's safety imo. Vlad was calm as fuck like it was gonna be a walk in the park.
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  9. ohrlyts

    ohrlyts New Member

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    dont seem shook to me him saying its gona be a good fight wasnt him back peddling he meens for him and he can tell vlad is gettin pissed off and thats exactly what he wants so he dont sit back and keep haye away with his jab , cant pick a winner to be honest but should be a good fight
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  10. ohrlyts

    ohrlyts New Member

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    calm? he was heated as fuck on the inside lol
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  11. Scr1be

    Scr1be Well-Known Member

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    You mean other than the WBA title fight he won to get his belt in the first place?
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  12. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    ^ lol at this dude... "on the inside"... gtfott
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  13. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    He won it off Valuev, Scribe...
    Valuev has been fighting very sloppy since his loss to Chagaev. He won the title in a TITLE ELIMINATOR. So he didn't take the belt from a champion. He's a GIGANTIC fighter that wins decisions... and honestly, is EONS away from the caliber of either Klitschko.

    Chagaev, also a smaller fighter, got absolutely annihilated by Wlad. Retired him swiftly, won every round before it stopped.

    I expect Haye to go all out in the first 2 rounds hoping to test the glass jaw theories on Wlad. But the storm will be weathered, and he won't make it out of 12 rounds.
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  14. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    It's a wrap.

    [youtube]7AzJGn5WTns[/youtube]
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  15. Scr1be

    Scr1be Well-Known Member

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    My point though is that Haye has been in a title fight before. His win over Valuev and the two defenses that followed.
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  16. UNKNOWN ARTIST

    UNKNOWN ARTIST Ghost Writer

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    Sarcasm really is a tricky subject in written form ... especialy soaked in alcohol

    Try watching the video in my last post

    I was trying to put up some of Hayes earlier fights ya'll might not have seen

    Fuck it... lemme try the sacasm thing again

    Aint no way a light puncher like Haye stands a chance against this steel jaw

    [youtube]bIXlSfoPzWc&feature=related [/youtube]

    [youtube]NqEANlBbhsA[/youtube]

    [youtube]eaZGQK3zVxQ&NR=1[/youtube]

    [youtube]RylOgj0KtqY [/youtube]

    ^^LMFAO @ that one

    [youtube]_PblC1rJ4C8&feature=related [/youtube]

    ^^Couldn't find a highlight video so Skip to 10:30
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  17. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    Yes, fights from 2005 are super relevant. Thanks for the post!
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  18. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    Also, Samuel Peter was a 24-0 with 22 KO's going into the Fight you posted. And I'll remind you that he lost a very unanimous decision. He went on to get TKO'd by Vitali, and KO'd by Wlad in the rematch.

    Get your fairweather ass out of here.

    Anyone favoring Haye doesn't follow Heavyweight Boxing.
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  19. tequila togorgeous

    tequila togorgeous New Member

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    Although Haye looks intimidated its still a better look for him than the ringside 'confrontation' on sky sports. David refused to come on set the same time as wvlad and they had to converse over video even though they were both in the same building. Not only that but even though he was hiding backstage Haye was still visibly nervous and allowed wvlad to style on him throughout. Embarrassing as fuck.

    Here's part one
    [youtube]Uljho5L-Ido[/youtube]
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  20. Jeremy Kyle

    Jeremy Kyle New Member

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    im from the uk and i still wanna see haye get brain damage, fingers crossed
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