blood donation booths are run by vampires, prove me wrong ...

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ... the president of red cross is wesley snipes.

    i am sure of this, they've gotten away with it all these years.

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  2. MissBreezy

    MissBreezy The God Pestilence

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    Prove it, so we can disprove it.
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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    they wont let me donate for two reasons. I smoke weed, and i have tattoos.

    so the stupid sparkling vampire wont get me.
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  4. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Donated blood once. It was safe, they said.
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  5. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    i wish i could donate blood. i get some perks at the job for it but i cant since im prone to clotting for whatever reason.
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  6. Little Yeezus

    Little Yeezus Member

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    :calvinwtf: "Prone to clotting" :calvinwtf:

    everyone clots so wtf are you talking about
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  7. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    ive had 2 bloodclots already without explination. im on bloodthinners for life.....
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  8. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    vampires don't exist.


    there. proved you wrong.
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  9. Little Yeezus

    Little Yeezus Member

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    Which one? Coumadin?
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  10. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    im off coumadin.... im on xarelto now
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  11. Little Yeezus

    Little Yeezus Member

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    Ahh, no more level checks. But why don't you know what your medical dx is?
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  12. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    No1 knows what caused it....

    Im an anomaly
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  13. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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  14. Little Yeezus

    Little Yeezus Member

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    ^fool he can't take aspirin w/ his xarelto, aspirin is an nsaid aka it also thins the blood he can't take that he has to take Tylenol
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  15. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Busta trying to kill me.....

    But im not supposed to drink either but yea....

    The worst part is not being able to do contact sports.
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  16. Little Yeezus

    Little Yeezus Member

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    Really no tylenol???

    Of course no contact support if you get hit/bruised it's a wrap for you.
    You should also used a soft bristle tooth brush & a waterpik instead of flossing
    Dam you're fragile
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  17. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Im reckless sometimes. Im a gambler.
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  18. Little Yeezus

    Little Yeezus Member

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    Shit and you're black so in the long run HTN is waiting for you so those blood thinners will eventually fuck you over
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  19. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    Im puerto rican.... I just tell bitches im half black.
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