Discussion in 'Battle Video Archives' started by lpsmind, Jan 7, 2009.
every line of illmaculate vs thesaurus
thesaurus vs illmaculate is the best battle i have ever seen.
Something along the lines of...
"You fucked my girl? I know that its true,
But she had crabs and the claps so the jokes on you!"
-Illmac to Quest @ Spin The Mic
"This guy is fucking trippin, dissing other divisions,
But wont battle outside their hometown cuz they nothing but gimmicks!"
- Storm to The Saurus @ GT
"WTF The Saurus, you thought you were really gonna reign forever?
With your Gods that threw lightning rods and changed the weather...
But all you saw were two faggots, sitting on a hammock, eating grapes together?"
- Diz to The Saurus @ GT
"You need to get me a better contender, wait its The Saurus 'there is no better contender' "
- Diz to Saurus @ GT
"You look like Eddy G, from Tekken 3, with Lepresy or some sort of flesh disease!"
- Illmac to Parable @ WRC
An oldie by a goodie
"Now I gotta ignore this guy, talking about me and a porcupine,
I know you went home to record those lines, so whether its written or not I guess its borderline"
- Saurus to Iron @ outside of STM
"I rather tell jokes then be a one dimensional, gun-rhyme punchline festival"
- Okweez to Arsonal @ GT
"You're a regular Joe, with a super regular flow, so give me a Big Mac with no pickles, and a regular coke"
- Marv to Quest's cousin @ WRC
Then probably the best one of them all...
"You a Mac, so Im ILL, you ILL Mac, you a MAC mac,, Im MAC ill, whose ILL mac? You Ill? Need a doctor MAc? Im mac ILL ILL mac, MAC MAC this ILL mac"
"RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF"
- Con to Illmac @ Grizzle
He dont like cuisine thats asian themed..hes into franks and peas...steaks and beans and maple leafs----Tantrum is so unoriginal and fuckin wack. Fuck him and his gayass wristband.
"throwing you off a motherfuckin garage, butt naked with your bitch in the back laughing at you"
lol just kidding but i do always laugh when he hear that line.
oh and who could forget
"JUICE stand for, JUmped In..... the motherfuckin Circle and get.... motherfuckin.... Enjured.."
alias to jin freestyled "son im'a shock you i shock amazin i'm a whiteboy a caucasian you want some cock asian"
nocando to madness freestyled "she learned to be a rectal reciever by lettin mexican wrestlers beast her"
illmaculate to dizaster "the only thing natural about dizaster is losin' by a landslide"
thesaurus to J Storm "why are they givin me a match with a storm when a real dizaster didnt leave a scratch"
everything tiger ty says
high collide to madness "fuck this 3d version of greasy person wasnt you that nigga that stole the bike from pee wee herman
i see why your names the hater ...tantrum is sick as fuck and has a line that deserves to be on this thread
tantrum to dumbfoundead
"i spit sicker and i rhyme fresher i can kick quicker by a high measure and just to throw it in my dicks bigger and i drive better"
that line was so hard broke the crowd down , and exsposed illusion-zorros gay colors
and the day you die from cancer, hip hop radio's gonna play tiny dancer
stay on top like a bad game of tetris
im downright-fierce like hadoken
i like to call the shots but id rather they meet you in person
youre so half assed if you sat youd tip over
ill just leave it there, this thread could go on for ages
Your life's a joke like your date of birth was april first
Flow is sick, bumpin Onyx in the Jag
like, Kronic versus Me, no, honest this is sad
my style is gal, the cal like Sonic when it blast
aint it ironic, QP, puttin Kronic in a bag!?!?!
... Now, Kronic isn't trash, he's actually a good grade of weed
But his insides underdeveloped, or as I should say, the seeds
Grand Daddy? No, there's a difference between good grapes and trees
Kron's trees, so you probably should shake and leaf...
... Now, I would say that he's, a talented spittin trained vet
but Kronic's a weed who's career is more of a train wreck
You must be Sitting Bull... Well, I'll leave you lyin' (lion) shook
when the clip is full, Sitting Bull will be cryin' wolf
On the top of the glock, all of my beam dot's red
I'll put a red dot on his red dot then make Habib drop dead
Also, QP's first verse against Bird is RIDICULOUS. Like seriously, the whole thing.
If your a Shirt N' Tie I'm a Three piece suit.
That was luck, its normal for leprechauns
Your eye, you tried suck dick and put it in the wrong hole
Come home with me I want my own Chia pet!
Next time you pick an orthodontist make sure he passed a course of college
"My statements incredible. Ill make you a spectacle. Its two face from Batman if his face was symmetrical."
WHF @ Saurus
"Ayo youre fucking fat. You make hams, I make paper. It looks like the fucking Kool-Aid Man... in grape flavor."
Saurus @ Marv
Greatest Flip of all time
Line fliipped: "Ayo you know he racist"
Flip: "Ayo man you calling me racist man its quite clear cuz actually i brought my black girlfriend and shes right here *kisses his black girlfriend"
"I dont mean to talk down to your race
but how'd you escape Guantanamo Bay with Geronimo's face??"
Qp to Taz
"Pat Stay's a tad gay with nads in his fat face/a fag, get his ass raped, a crab in a rat race/dude's garbage reguardless/only time he's been seen in hoods, was his KKK garments/he'd get robbed and beaten with that slop he's speakin/which most was cornier than feces after the cob gets eaten/"
"You couldn't double cross me with two crucifixes"
"Im tore in the place/you fags get popped like zits on The Saurus's face"
"make you feel hollow inside, I got honor in my sperm, you should swallow my pride"
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I'm too lazy, but if i could id write out QP's first verse against Asceo, its the best thing ive ever heard.
Understand im speakin it to win. At the break he was like "K, How did you get so slim?" and i was like "you fat fuck get to the gym!"
-Kulez @ Mox
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