best punchlines of all time...

'wen the fox roll by, the fox roll so high im that nigga that reign bin tryna be his whole life..GOD! Jesus walks.'

'and the mics my global fone i can call Saddamn, like aki ok salat salakim, YUP, we got drama playa, tell osama i need lamas and all kindsa flava'

'u gona ride for ya rocks, u gon die for ya rocks, i guess he wont mind it wen he lyin with the rocks, everyday that goes by ock u dyin in the box, you still lyin in a box, just for lyin to the fox'

'i could care less if u blast slugs, listen yall the last thugs, they now layin in graves, resemblin a BATH TUB, gime the mag the mask and the black gloves, a hit of that black love and im set, nigga act up'

fox 5

"Looks like the shortest guy teamed up with one who's tall & wide... every picture of you is wallet size"

Twist to Ill-Mac.

"Man, fuck you two butt pirates man, you just fuckin mad cuz child porn doesnt have a retirement plan, 40 thousand dollars could be an option on a mortgage, but you dork-bitch, lookin like you bout to hit me with the flaming arrow, you just a flaming arrow, looking like the flesh cutter gay fuckin model for american apperal." -Rheteric

"Ayo yall give it up...................................its a wack slug from atmosphere" -Duece Leader

"Ayo i fuck his mom with... porn on....he got a...shirt....and some...shorts on."-Meta4ce

"nocando, you nocanrhyme, imma break down your chest leave you with nocanspine." -Aclass

"I'll give you the business like your father died"......
Spittin Image
"Under my bed I got monsters and zombies that can't fall asleep cuz they got nightmares about me"
Spittin Image
"Ya whole squad is frontin but we sicker, fuck you up for hardly nothin like cheap liquor"
draztyk
"They said a real man won't hit a girl well I aint real cuz I beat bitches up"
Big L
"He was employee of the month at the glory hole"
MarvWon
".......Your Equadorian, that's like comparing pepsi to coke"
Dumbfounded

whoa i feel shit i can't add many cost most my faviourites are already up


Prime WRC07 Qualifiers vs Two Chicks.... "This bitch looks like rachael from friends, got raped by some men, then they beat the shit out of her and raped her again!"

Justice vs Anecdote Battle For Supremecy '04'- Hair's falling out looking like delta goodrum and the sigourney weiver from alien 3 lines

SJ (i think '03) Swann vs Rhymefest - Both the punch and flip... Rhymefest:"i got a sixth sense and all i see is whack people" then Swann "I got a few flows... if you had a sixth sense you would have some new clothes"

YMP vs Rhymefest SJ03 - On the mic im a murder, give him a yellow lipstick, and he gonna be a cheesburger"

Marvwonn WRC07 vs Arsonist + Sin - Pretty much the entire battle however..
"Nigga end the hype,This is the first day of the rest of your life, as a regular Joe,with a SUPER regular flow,So I'll take a big mac, no pickles and a regular Coke." "and you'll get your men killed fuck rap...you should be on an overpass trying to squeegee a windshield ,sorry quest, you gotta see your kin killed, this nigga lookin like Sinbad with a thin build, done partnered up with a transsexual kim fields"

heaps more but these are definite funny as hell lines

That Prime line was amazing ROFL!!!!

"Your so short your the last one to know when it rains" Illspoken to Illmac
"He wants to be black so much he searches ebay everyday for an afro puff" Anecdote to Wapps
"Funny you call yourself Zeale 32 when you can't string a couple of sixteens together" Arkaic to Zeale 32

I agree this was great,,,..but i think the rebuttle was actually meant as ...

if you had six cents (sixth sense), you would have some new clothes...thats how i took it at least and thought it was gully as fuck.

you look like rosanne barr covered in tar - mac lethal vs. cashmere

i know why this faggot dikes face is all slashed and sliced
cuz his mom didn't want a hermaphrodite and tried to abort him with a jagged knife - quest mccody vs thesaurus

i want you to hear some shit. i'll poop in your ear - piff

coverin up holes like he playin the flute! hommy

not the best but worth a mention..

not necessarily the best punchlines of all time but just really funny

y'all got me battling alec baldwin/while he's balding-hommy hom to frankie wapps

fuck a wapps and juce/y'all look more like wart and poop, bitch/i'll cook your dinner and fart in your juice...and your soup-piff james to frankie wapps and jaze juce

what made it funnier is trying to watch frankie wapps and jaze juce not laugh, i have to think of some more now

Download Here


Download New Movies For Free. Over 1500 movies of premium DVD quality!

Iron Solomon to Jin @ Fight Klub: Your Career's The Saddest Story All Your Battles Corny Now You And Cannibus Can Share The Same Category

oh and after the little tirade he had with the lil' bitch lil bitch vs nems i liked Math's

"lil' bitch lil' bitch by now all your hope is gone, niggaz wouldn't sign you if you were the cast on a broken arm"

I be a rap enhancer ... look at this cat he wants to be fucking back up dancer --- eyedea


"This guy is a known buster, it looks like slimer from ghostbusters collided with Bone Crusher" --- Illmac


"Damn ya nana damn ya grama, I run up in a full house like danny tanner ... somebody tell eddie winslow, I don't think family matter" --- hollow da don


He claim he jordan, but I don't know why, cause I'm number 1 ... 2-3 ... and 4-5


if the tool's missing, don't get its aim misconstrued with its "Cruel Intentions" ... look around you're losing syblings --- chose


"forward, forward, high punch, I spit flame like lui kang" ... thank redman for every line that sounded like it


"J-A-D-A: Pinkett or kiss, no matter how I switch up still think of bitch" Beans

I can go on for days, but instead, I'm going to sleep

you look like a charbroiled gargoyle covered in tar, soil and car oil - quest

im going to win loads of money and buy a nissan sunny - my mate dan (who doesnt rap)

"here's a message from your same sex partner, you shoulda studied for your aids test harder" - Nocan

"dimples ain't cute if you got a hundred of em" - Kodyack to Saurus

"phoney ass opponent... he can't fit inside a kodyack moment" Saurus to Kodyack

ill Chris and Bux lines are dope.

Long thread. I'm willing to bet they've been said already but just in case.

"It's a alarmin' me, you bit your whole style from Bone Thugs and Harmony."
- Eyedea to P.E.A.C.E

Beastly round from Eyedea. That line is how you kill a legend.

"You say you studied my style that makes me wonder buddy, cause you ain't really good enough to be my understudy."

And I should not have to tell you what that's from.

"yeah im from the black eyed peas but what this fat guy needs are real raps like these" -nocando to king tut

"i got a few flows / if you had 6 cents (6th sense) you would have some new clothes" -swann to rhymefest

"ima make this jerk hurt / he came here to battle in his dad's work shirt" -swann to rhymefest

"asian and black, asian and black / amazing and wack / you're us if we're gay and got fat" -sahtyre to verbs/lyraflip

"i dont mean to sound cliche today but if you shaved your face with razor blades you'd look like an overweight macy gray" -illmaculate to swann

also, everything rheteric said to lush one/FLO in the WRCs

"freakin fucker" -tiger ty