best punchlines of all time...

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  1. DDDDD

    DDDDD AKA ENLISH

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    wudup fam its enlish...you need to get your posts up to 20 or so, you want me to start a thread for you?

    holla
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  2. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    wtf 20? they told me 20 thousand
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  3. DDDDD

    DDDDD AKA ENLISH

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    haw haw haw
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  4. SiFu

    SiFu Burning Down Babylon!

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    Yo is that Enlish from like Cornwall or something??? you used to be on OHH back in the days??



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  5. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    i embarress you for nothing,
    he gets so high off the internet his only way to sign off is parachuting from it

    ness vs. bux


    and since you never leave ya crib all the goonies concerts are dead man, cuz they always missin they best man, when they introduce you as the next band, its heres dz, odd job and a webcam wearin a head band,

    ness vs. bux,

    and i aint have to leave this veteran dead, he tried to stage dive and hit his head at the edge of the bed, damn

    ness vs. bux

    but then again im diggin into em, and sending him a nice end to his hype like a prescription to ridilin

    ness vs. bux

    and the winner, if you aint predictin me fine
    atleast im first in this one, cuz nigga usually comes at the end of the line, nikka
    pun intended, and for you not to lose
    you better get jiggas style and run with it likea rocca wear jogging suit

    ness vs. nikka

    so you can take this in ya fuckin gut,
    cuz still what i write down, down right fierce like dragon uppercuts

    bux, grb summer 06 finals^ better than his hadouken line by far, even though that down right fierce is classic

    speakin of heads, whoever did ya braids mustve been fuckin blind
    cuz ya cornrows fucked up worse then the ones in signs

    bux, 2002 grb finals

    the squeaky wheel gets the grease, but i say it isnt working
    this geeks throats gonna need greece, albania and turkey

    bux, 2002 grb finals

    i'll even edit ya copy cuz you need it
    but when i put a read dot on ya eyes its not cuz im proof reading
    bux, 02 finals

    and i dont fuckin get it, how you got cockriders
    when im about to drop science, i already got enough credits

    " "

    speakin of which, ima help him out just a little
    but he's breathin a bit *gasping* cuz he's sounding like the cripple
    kid from malcolm in the middle

    bux 2001 finals. hard to write that one as dope as it sounded, haha

    dipshit, that wasnt a compliment, so dont mistake it
    while you talkin out ya neck like a throat cancer patient

    bux, 01 finals

    so what you even battle me for
    i do this out of respect for you,
    but out of respect for you i mean i dont have anymore

    bux, 01 finals


    bux is down right fierce like a hadouken

    bux, 02

    cuz when the smoke clears out the heat of the battle,
    ima drop a word up like i was cheatin in scrabble

    bux, 02

    im so embarressed for abs i wear a shirt when im swimming

    hahaha, bux 02

    these text mc's aint even half of me
    i got poppy forever regrettin droppin early like the japanese
    im shatterin dreams rapidly,
    poppy's punches are so text style he probably works for kathy lee


    bux

    look at this old fool mercenary soldier,
    i thought he was good until his last drop like folgers

    bux

    if you actin fly on the web, im actin like the spider

    bux


    and thats without any real thought. and not including any of the dope shit, cire, laws, ill chris, and every other dope grb head dropped.

    thosea re some of my faves, along with bux's presence line, ness's 6 flags wavin line, etc
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  6. headless verseman

    headless verseman JERSEY NUCCUH

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    not to mention, all the live battles that went down. next post will list my favorite live punchlines
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  7. DDDDD

    DDDDD AKA ENLISH

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    yeah thats me fam, long time no nothing, you still in contact with cell, c lone, gleem and them? they were the days. i still see red, crucifix, etc occasionally.. made some tunes with conflix recently...everyones still grinding.

    i see you're now an ex pat or some shit? haha hope you're chill

    holla back 1
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  8. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    yo why dont u limeys have your little tea party somewhere else
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  9. Eurgh

    Eurgh New Member

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    3 posts EG. hardly a tea party. we would need atleast 5 UK heads and a lot of economic crisis conversation for it to be authentic.

    anyway yeah safe En i'll sort it asap
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  10. SiFu

    SiFu Burning Down Babylon!

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    Yes Bruv!! Nah I aint heard from IDrealists in a long long time man.....Although I did find a bunch of old realaudio's of when them and Gleem was going back an forth with Scorpian Tales an shit....Tsunami and Crucifix were killing it back then with proper jokes an shit lol

    I still speak with Gleem, Beat Butcha came out here to Cali and was supposed to hit me up but I guess never got round to it.....


    But yea, Ex-Pat....although I been in Cali for like over a decade now so not really new news init hahahaha


    Conflix, that dude is dope.....isnt he concentrating more on his boxing these days!?! Thats what I assumed from last time speaking with him....keep it Council Estate!!!


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  11. SiFu

    SiFu Burning Down Babylon!

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    Actually I think I'm gonna find those old audio's and upload them hahahahaha

    Is OHH still operating!? Last I checked it was a bunch of threads about porn sites lol

    If you want them I'll upload them so you can smoke one remembering, what was it now!?!? Like 6yrs ago!?!? hahahaha


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  12. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    im the man you cant have eurgh without EG dont forget that

    ok i guess it would be urh which is the same fuckin sound but u get what im sayin

    sifu get your friends outta here they're rufflin my feathers i dnt like my feathers being ruffled u know that
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  13. CrayonFlux

    CrayonFlux New Member

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    oh shit, post more warbux lines u bitches
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  14. deezenutsbiatch

    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    "ill let a razor slit you till they have to staple stitch you/ and everybody in this fuckin place will miss you if your try to turn my facial tissue to a racial issue." eminem


    "the only way i would be wack is if i was jin for halloween." -something like that.-perfecto to jin


    "it looks like you got beat with a spiked bat and didn't fight back.."-kodyack to the saurus

    "he got that scar suckin dick and his mouth wasn't wide enough"-iron to flames

    "you need to take it easy, your an endangered species jason presily with his face in feces. "
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  15. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    hahahah when/where
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  16. Amishstad

    Amishstad New Member

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    hmm.. i see a lot of my favs were already posted.
    i forget the set ups to these..still funny though

    "you're so short you could do pull ups on a staple"
    "so short you could see his feet on his licence"

    CM to syanide



    "I see 8ball where's MJG?!"

    scirbble 04 i think.. rhymefest to swann


    "it looks like slimer from ghost busters collided with bone crusher"
    -illmac to piff james


    "you'll be the only one with plates and packs of sauce
    just cause someone told you it was raining cats and dogs"

    the saurus to dumb
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  17. deezenutsbiatch

    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    iam pretty sure u can find it just by searching jin vs perfecto on you tube. although i realize now that the setup was pretty shitty. "i swallow teens...., the only way i would be wack is if i was jin for halloween."
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  18. Amishstad

    Amishstad New Member

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    you saved all your powerful lines from 2005
    you got em in your rolerdex.. alphabetized!
    nocan to the saurus

    you look like a decomposing body on an Iraqi street
    your face needs reconstructive surgery, fuck acne cream

    nocan to the saurus

    you look like dezzy arnez, after serving time for petty car theft
    dumb to rhetteric
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  19. Credintials

    Credintials IRS can suck my books

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    "I'll take 60 uppers and fuck ya pretty mother..//..to death! ..then show up at the wake and tittyfuck her"- Piff to Jaze Juice
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  20. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    wowwwwww forgot about that
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