best punchlines of all time...

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  1. jayoo

    jayoo new york representative

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    these ones was wild, definitely would be on my list


    even more so than that fed her lines shit quest spit.. when he said

    "you look like you was hangin out the window drivin in vigorous weather"
    -quest mcody to thesaurus


    that was probably one of my favorite lines, the way he delivered it and performed the line.. wooo shit had me laughin my fuckin ass off, i give props cause majority of the face lines are old an played now unless you comin completely original, and that shit was classic to me
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  2. Freemason

    Freemason New Member

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    arkaic means old and washed up, even the webster dictionary clowning you
    -truth to arkaic


    Im a true king so if you come close HADOUKENNNN
    King jordz to eurgh/arkaic
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  3. Apogee

    Apogee Ill Since '00

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    "YOu mouthafuckas better learn how to take the truth
    cuz if the gage'll shoot, it can take your youth
    i'll have you laying in a puddle on ur neighbours stoop
    covering up holes like u playing the flute"



    "my niggas don't feel anything beneath heaven/ we squeeze weapons, unload and keep steppin/ you act like you want it I'll give you a free lesson/ 1 to 2 shots could kill you in 3 seconds/ and turn you to a part of someones complete breakfast/ and this nigga here I turn to a REfreshment"

    204 more lijnes I could quote from piff or hom.. these dudes raw as hell, pulling the black eminem with a ghetto twist style and shit.
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  4. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    these are all pretty new ones:

    "when your body drops, somebody call the cops, and tell them to invest in a LOT of chalk" - kid twist to big mac

    "why you always dress so prim and proper? you look like an indie rocker here in vintage dockers... this queer's CLEARLY into crosswords" - porich to kid twist

    "whats up with your nerdy jacket? does it come with a purse to match it? you're a faggot!"
    "its embarrassin that, you come from canada, america's hat" - the saurus to kid twist

    "did he serve me? i didnt get my pork fried rice"
    "if he got game, then his eyes are the coin-slots"- the saurus to tantrum

    "you got the physical features, of a mythical creature" - tantrum to the saurus

    <insert anything iron said to math, except for that "this is why im hot" scheme>
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  5. _Organik_

    _Organik_ Deaf Villian This Guy's

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    "Your Mom's Got A Sideways Vagina, That Says Made In China" - The Saurus

    Game Over
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  6. Pavan

    Pavan Active Member

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    "He´s not from Oakland he came from San Francisco
    And you know it´s true, that means you spit gay bars and you go to them too!"
    - Illmac to Pass
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  7. jayoo

    jayoo new york representative

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    HAHAHAHHA OH SHIT i forgot bout that....... wow...... that shit will always be crazy
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    Tr1ps New Member

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    "Look, I'm an oreo"

    End thread.
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  9. Freemason

    Freemason New Member

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    you make it seem like the bays whole swag is based off a rainbow flag
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  10. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    "You're so gay, even your teeth go both ways" - Kid Twist to The Saurus (WRC07)

    Also, that Big Ace line to Serius Jones - the "6 x-men" one. I won't quote the whole thing... Tbh I can't remember it, despite being the one who put it on YouTube...
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  11. Tricky P

    Tricky P Well-Known Member

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    Specially since it was a free off of Fate Decider/Game Designer

    But the real classic of that battle was "You're album's surely nothin I would every hurry up and buy!"
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    [ c ] u b New Member

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    "you beat mental, now you think your hard bitch? shit, I could drop off the dome and hit harder then owen hart did"

    "you only XL...cuz that's what it says on the tag on your sweatpants"

    "i'll run through Exposure quicker then professional photographers"

    ' badda bing, badda boom...you fuckin with me? i doubt it / cuz when it came to puberty anubis said "forget about it!" '

    ' claim you like pepsi then how come you always mountain dudes? '

    ' you got a shady hoe and you might think i'm full of jokes / but everybody knows that bitch is just using your for votes / and i'm refusin to quote your wack rhymes cuz we all know / anubis thats not delivery...thats digiorno '
    - warbux 2000 GRB Finalz vs ill Chris, XL, Mc Hype, Jack Knife, Exposure, Anubis


    anybody who remembers that year's GRB knows exactly how hard those personal punchlines hit. the golden age of rapmusic.com


    on a sidenote...i had no idea what a punchline was before i came across this site in 2000. cah-razy.
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  13. jayoo

    jayoo new york representative

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    wooooo that line was out of nowhere, i wasnt expectin that, had me dyin


    and i dunno if it was mentioned but anecdotes "one minute of silence for the hair that used to be" to frankie wapps... the whole shit, i was cryin

    "every picture of you is wallet sized" kid twist to illmac
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  14. ICE8102

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    see im a young guy and im hella legendary, i leave the fuckin paperwork for my secretary- nocando to paperwerks

    you look like you should be in V guard, with a cigar, wit a fuckin guitar screamin YEE HAW-
    hom to wapps and juce

    ...look at this nigga hairstyle, ice ice baby-
    rhymefest to deuce leader

    youre so much of a bitch this is gonna come off sexist-
    dirtbag dan to flo

    as im smokin this fag takin a slow drag, i hope i dont gag on his recycled vocab-
    sage francis to alius
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  15. ICE8102

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    eyedea to rk (as rk starts to dance)
    I grab the mic and be a rap enhancer, this wants to be my backup dancer.
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  16. Sources

    Sources New Member

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    Why was people so coocoo over this line? I don't see the big deal. Yeah it rhymes smoothly and stuff, but it's not mind blowing or anything... it honestly felt like filler to me. The made in china line was bananas.
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  17. Credintials

    Credintials IRS can suck my books

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    "He look black in pictures but that's irrelavent//he look black cause he stupid and uploaded the negatives"- Warbux in some audio battle back in 2001
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  18. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    lol warbux quotes now haha dont get started on ill chris please, thread will be 30 pages long.

    "you talk shit ya mouth is gettin slapped so hard/ the tooth fairy will say fuck it and leave a mastercard" - fav bux quote
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  19. jayoo

    jayoo new york representative

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    that line is probably the illest shit i heard from bux

    only audio of his i ever kept, i cant even remember who against now

    i feel like dudes name was disaster, or somethin with a d

    but not the dizaster from cali
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  20. Eurgh

    Eurgh New Member

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    pleased i got mentioned in here somewhere..

    i keep trying to start posting a new thread but it just takes me to a page that says i can't do it, help?
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