best punchlines of all time...

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  1. Will Slaughter

    Will Slaughter New Member

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    "you got a budweiser beer? well imma bout to switch Bitch U Do What Ever I Say Every Rip"
    JUICE!
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  2. Pavan

    Pavan Active Member

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    "I let you know I could have been your dad, right? Matter fact I was with your mom last night, matter fact I´m the reason why your little sisters have white" - Eyedea to Shellz

    First time I heard this I spent like 3 days thinking about it.
    Shellz expression after this was also priceless.
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  3. Drect

    Drect Elite Battling Association CEO

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    Honestly the battle that got me hyped about underground battles in the first place was The Saurus vs Justice.

    When Saurus said "Australian, thats a less distinguished version of an English person" me and all my niggas rewound that shit like 56 times.

    props to Saurus, cause thats def. one of the best lines.
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  4. jayoo

    jayoo new york representative

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    ^that shit was insane lmao i fuckin was wilin over that line
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  5. SiFu

    SiFu Burning Down Babylon!

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    I concur, as an English person when Saurus said that line I was amazed hahaha one of my fav lines ever for sure.....Tone Def against Pumpkinhead has some real dope lines ("We both got ther stupidest names in here" "The Great Pumpkin never showed up" "Smash Pumpkin like Gallagher").....



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  6. lpsmind

    lpsmind The Human Experience

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    I'm weak as fuck for quoting one of the best battle emcees of all time in a thread titled "best punchlines of all time"? Care to explain the science behind this one genius? LMFAO. You joined this forum May 2006. I was on here WAY before that homie. Get your knowledge up. My posting that one line doesn't mean that's what I consider to be the end all be all of punchlines but its definitely one of the harder hitting joints I've heard.
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  7. Pavan

    Pavan Active Member

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    SJ 05 had many of my favorite lines.

    "I´m a day late and that´s the reason for you fucking mother´s period!" - Justice

    "You gonna lose in fact with a stupid rap, you´re like Supernat, cause all your motherfucking music is crap!" - Justice

    "This what Lenny Kravitz would look as skinny faggot!" - Iron

    "Put a wall around and that shit is a gay barrier" - Iron

    The one that Pass said to Iron about his breath smelling like dookie mix with sushi fish or something.
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  8. CrayonFlux

    CrayonFlux New Member

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    ayo man, i aint give a fuck if u registered here when saurus was shittin in diapers.. that shit is mad irrelevant, duke

    All im sayin is change the topic title, wtf.. U cant have that shit say greatest of all time and quote some random line, cuz. Atleast switch to "greatest battle punchlines of all time". I was expectin to see something clearly different and wind up seein is this.
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  9. I Ron Ik

    I Ron Ik Member

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    the 1 line i am jesus ill heal this fucking parapalegic best line EVER.
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  10. Bartone

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    I don't know about the best but this is my fav by far....

    I check both sides when I cross then I run the rout // Im the king I cue pawns (coupons) now cut it out - Loaded Lux
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    "I think dogs are vicious/but I love my bitches/I give them hugs and kisses/and make them do my dishes"---Eminem
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  12. lpsmind

    lpsmind The Human Experience

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    Alright "duke", it's a matter of opinion.

    Why did you get your hopes so high over a fucking thread?

    This is the EmceeBattles.com board - use your common sense.
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  13. Bartone

    Bartone New Member

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    Some people just spend their who day critisizing what other people do ...quite sad really
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  14. lpsmind

    lpsmind The Human Experience

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    Seriously dude is about to cry because the thread isn't what he expected. What a life he must have to put this much energy into being mad because a thread isn't what he thought it was going to be.
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  15. Bunchacrunch

    Bunchacrunch deliciously fun to eat

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    dronedout New Member

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    You couldnt reach the top in a bad game of tetris
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  17. Arkiac

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    dont blame me, blame that fate decider that you're cursed to either work in an asian diner or be a game designer
    -illmac to dumbfoundead

    to do your move you hold back for 2 seconds forward and punch
    -borat to mbison

    this is america bitch, and here justice is served
    the saurus to justice

    I fucked your bitch,
    and her peroid was late
    now I don't need a visa
    into the states
    kulez to big mox

    This herbs so fat inside he can’t be observed by camera sights, so when he gets his picture taken it’s 1000 miles above earth by satellites; I’ll burn these faggots twice, I got a call from surfers paradise they said return the fags tonight, we need to use them as a virgin sacrifice.
    -anecdote to keynote

    anecdote has a lot more but id be here all day
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    "Remember that rhyme called bitty-bah ditty? Man, gah-damn that shit was a pity!"
    Kool Moe Dee vs. Busy Bee
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  20. Revanon

    Revanon Comeback of the Year.

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    how ya'll gone sleep on:

    "if your rhymes was as smooth as your hair....I wouldn't make it past the first round."

    Classic material.
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