best punchlines of all time...

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  1. Joe Phrantana

    Joe Phrantana 51toooooooooo!!

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    Ya'll niggas some Cheerleaders without the sis-boom-bah!\
    I spazz out and kill kids like Chris Benoit\

    This nigga said I'll get the same t*****ent as jesus got\
    I'm the god emcee nigga I'm jesus pops\

    Pete been carryin Powe on his back we should call him Leon\

    You a no body, talkin bout my weight, you aint got NO BODY\
    What's yo hobby? late night on ya knees gimmie mo papi\
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  2. Pontus

    Pontus _________________________

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    not greatest but nice how it was played off.

    TheSaurus @ Marv: Everyone got here last night but your stomach made it a week before us.

    Illmaculate playing off of line: Thats right you aint a battle rapper, Ill call your stomach bad news because it got here first... I guess bad news travels faster.
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  3. P H A X

    P H A X @Legend805

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    Fuck all your gun punchlines.
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  4. Dramzman

    Dramzman WOOOOO

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    "You know i'm sorta sick, every time I go to Florida quick, this cat couldn't shave or even afford a bick, but you know he's a homo so he can afford a dick and that shit was going in and out like yeah thats sorta slick!" Iron Solomon vs Flames

    Hahahaha the way he delivered it was so funny I still laugh at that shit now
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  5. Saddle Rattle

    Saddle Rattle Sup

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    how come that, mr chow yun fat, cant tell the difference between cow and cat!
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  6. phillyfire

    phillyfire New Member

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    the first one and last one who said them?
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  7. deezenutsbiatch

    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    marvone said the chris benoit line

    hommy hom said the last line
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  8. phillyfire

    phillyfire New Member

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    ''im the truth in the booth and you f*** Niggaz soft, i knock a tooth from the root you'll spit it out when you cough'' Before this battle niggaz figured out that you lost''.
    Ars to ok

    etchasketch - aye verb.
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  9. Tiger Ty Fan

    Tiger Ty Fan Tiger Circle Blackbelt

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    I think later in that battle Con calls Illmaculate "Thesarus' stunt dummy because he does all the work and Pete gets the credit" or something like that. A reaction is a reaction I guess, lol.

    Jin's line vs Verse:
    - I saw him outside talking about, "five dollars I braid your hair"
    - Even the owner of this store is an immigrant
    - He got dropped from BadBoy because he never broke a law in his life
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  10. PORICH

    PORICH New Member

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    chances of you beatin me are slimmer than that apartment, you be at the back door the minute you walk in.
    keeps shakin with the gun, he aint got no aim, YOU AINT HEARD THESE BULLETS AINT GOT NO NAMES! i make it rain on the block, i bring pain with the glock, they say my face dont look the saaaaame with the STOCK, i get money, it aint a thang to get popped, just grab a lil bleach and get the stain with the MOP

    these niggas is breakin the code, i guess i gota choke a nigga, break up his nose, stomp him out with dress shoes..KENNETH N COLE haha
    tech9, gets me more hyped than ANY other battler

    im from the back blocks, where we sell crack rocks, catch him online put his brains on his laptop!
    e ness

    love peace and nappiness, til i grab the 5th, bet you relate to renee when i clap ya bitch

    yo man, hoe man, mentalllilly slow man, let me size him up..5 foot slash O man
    yo man, yo' man is actin like a hoe man
    sun up til the sundown, never put my gun down, for owin like terrel, catch a shell..NIGGA TOUCHDOWN
    the Swain show.
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  11. swolfdab.

    swolfdab. 831's Finest.

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    is this a grindtime battle that ghambit's being featured in / or is farnsworth bentley here to turn me from a g to gent...

    that shit got me SUPER hype in actual time... i dont know why, but just the way it was delivered...
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  12. 1ne_mike

    1ne_mike New Member

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    "these rappers think im ignant, love sayin' my name/ cuz maintainin' my fish tank and they house cost the same

    nobodys thinkin' bout ya, plus ya beef aint legit/ so please stay off the T.I.P. of my dick!"

    Luda to T.I.
    Posted via Mobile Device
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  13. ErikForeman

    ErikForeman Yung Fred Flint

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    Large clips: enter rides, cars flip, injure guys...
    I'll beam his whole team up... STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
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  14. Midemceeon

    Midemceeon New Member

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    "he wanna catch me in bed, wet me with lead, murder me in it. send me to the emergency clinic. im gonna kick down his door and buck rounds from the ruger. he tried to exit out his windows... he was better shutting down his computer."
    -lux

    i dont think he was the best but that round he was destroying mook leading up to that and the punch was just overkill. i like how later he did blatenly said
    "you outta line today!"
    just scholding him lmfao.
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  15. McNugget

    McNugget New Member

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    "all u motherfuckers saying im a comedian,
    i will chew up gun rappers and throw away the gum wrapper,
    make the angry screaming motherfuckers have lung cancer,
    make the smart nerdy motherfuckers seem dumb after,
    make the OGs seem young after,
    dumb has mastered all styles you dumb bastard,
    so dont judge a book by its cover, this is just one chapter"

    dumbfoundead
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  16. BOOOOOOOM

    BOOOOOOOM New Member

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    " im too hip to waist lines on your ass "
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  17. Slick Ick

    Slick Ick New Member

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    Marv's Saurus impression complete with silly hand chopping is one of my favorite battle rap moments ever.
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  18. .:Pain:.

    .:Pain:. Futurely J. Keeper

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    Da fuck's a sis-boom-bah?
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  19. Joe Phrantana

    Joe Phrantana 51toooooooooo!!

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  20. .:Pain:.

    .:Pain:. Futurely J. Keeper

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    ^LMFAO @ that shit...
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