best punchlines of all time...

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  1. MattPORTLAND

    MattPORTLAND Well-Known Member

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    "you're about to be eaten alive, not even fat bitches in the crowd want a piece of the pie"-Justive vs Pie. The build up was insane, probably my favorite performance justice has had. Simple line but fucking ill.

    "You talk about my tape at least I got a tape" Brother Ali to Eyedea. It seems somewhat of a rehash of P.E.A.C.E's "I'd talk about your album but I aint heard nothing today" the year before but that line definitely won the battle for Ali which probably changed the winner of Scribble that year. I'm pretty sure Eyedea could have beaten Sage/Blueprint.
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  2. Swaggatron

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    The Saurus vs Possesed WRC'06

    -"You have to get props not becouse you battle alot, but becouse you're the first faggot who taught his own shadow to talk"

    Think The Saurus holds the title with the most quotable and well structured punchlines.
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    Swaggatron Fuck AutotuneBots

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    MarvWon WRC'07

    I dont know the setup to the punchline but that "kick over you Chello and Base" line he kicked againzt Madillz had me on the floor lol..
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    'when i smack u in ur two lips u gon wake up under tulips'

    hom to syanide
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    Almozt forgot about this one "That beak is known as stressfull, when you sneeze they dont say bless you, they fucking run for cover and wish they freaking owned a wet suit!" -Anecdote > Jaze Juce

    p.s Anecdote needz to be on GT, same goes for 360
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  6. Triangle

    Triangle 100% FRESH

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    Just a few...

    "These motherfuckers look like crooked cops... I was waiting for you to say: book 'em Wapps..."
    - Dumbfoundead

    "It's ya boy rone, aka the muffin man, aka crisco, aka my grandmas favorite grandson, ask my grandma" (not a punchline really, but a killer flip on the intro of prophit)
    - Rone

    "I'm conceited, but you can call me con too... Now soul won't be the only con/khan that you lost too."
    - Conceited

    "It felt like caviar...the way I came on her cr@cker."
    - Math

    "You wanna say I'm chinese, well here's a reminder...check your timbs, they probably say: made in china."
    - Jin

    The whole part that builds up to this line.... "Nigga...I just murdered you......" (sick ass delivery)
    - Hollowdadon
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  7. Pontus

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    you got that right

    "so what im askin yall is how.... A cat with as fat a bod as Santa Clause, swam across the Panama Canal. "
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  8. Tiger Ty Fan

    Tiger Ty Fan Tiger Circle Blackbelt

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    One of my favorite lines from way back was Jin's "Apollo" line:
    "This is ________ (insert GT/KOTD/Don't Flop/Fight Klub, etc), I'm a hard act to follow/you're an amateur, you go to the Apollo!"

    Someone already mentioned this line but fuck it, I'm quoting it again:
    "Ask Beavis I get nothing but head!"

    Tiger Ty's:
    "I'm a dragon, that's a beast that can tolerate meteor droppage!"

    Anything by Crooked I.
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  9. Jayson Williams

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    You wasn't a Ruff Ryder, you was on the back of the bike like one of them brauds/ And DMX tried to kill em, he caught em tryin to cook one of his dogs
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    Cardinal

    -We unatractive ferocious creatures, I got master degree burns after a heat stroke of genius- Possessed-

    -I forged a sword from a thunder bolt and im rubbin salt into bullet wounds just to make the slug dessolve- Possessed-

    -I dont respect my elders I drown them in the fountain of youth-
    -Possessed-
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    And I still grab the mic, cause no matter what Franco's gonna battle tight.
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    "Fuckin with me, but you're not the man,
    you the weakest nigga in yo' crew, like the muthafuckin aquaman."
    -Breez Evahflowin

    I know today that would be considered a simple punch in some people's eyes, but man, that's fuckin hilarious.
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    respect lasts longer than love, so instill the fear
    cuzz when ya mills appear, ya everybody's silverware
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    "in street brawls I strike men, quicker than lightnin, you seen what happened in my last fight, friend? Aight then!" - Big L

    "Before I buck lead, make a lotta blood shed,
    turn your trunks red, far from broke i got enough bread,
    n mad hoes ask beavis i get nothin but head" - Big L
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    "the best ever on the West, unless your lasts names Shakur!"
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    You don't bruise walls in the coochie playa
    You too small for the coochie playa
    you can lose it all when the oozie spray ya
    I don't know who y'all...ru paul??
    Dude soft so I move raw like a SUSHI WAITER
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    "Click might blast, chrome to his cranium...... click click BOOM, turn his dome to a stadium"
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  18. gregrieke20

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    YES.

    I remember when I first saw that, I rewound it like ten times before I even watched the rest of the video.

    I can't remember everything leading up to it, but I'm fairly certain it was pretty dope as well.
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    'when the gage'll shoot it'll take ya youth/have u covering up holes like u playin the flute'

    hommy hom at wrc 06
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    Beef Merciful when that bob-omb flicker

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    you're both pitch black and have chin straps, so this is what you'll look like when you get fat
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