best punchlines of all time...

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  1. lpsmind

    lpsmind The Human Experience

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    "your game plan was weak, you look like james van der beek on eight grams of tweak" - the saurus vs franco

    lets see em'...
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  2. Kurrection

    Kurrection AKA Tooz Da Gawd

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    i was gonna come in here & post some dumb shit but that line u posted is one of my faves too.
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  3. Jordan Robinson

    Jordan Robinson All Game

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    "Even Wonder Wonders How i Make Bread" - ME

    Watch some one bite it.
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  4. Wonka

    Wonka OTBVA 2v2 Champ

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    "You'd rather take a test drive with Left Eye." - NoCanDo to Ex-I

    [youtube]ciS07oHuJXg&fmt=18[/youtube]
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  5. chase1

    chase1 u dont wana fuk with this

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    i stay in cruise control like katie holmes - me
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    Ex Cal 『Undisputed』

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    "hotter than Yellow Sneakers"
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  7. fresco 5

    fresco 5 Well-Known Member

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    "whats wrong wit yall? go along wit yall, I would never do a song wit yall....... I might get it on wit yall."
    -du gotti the boss
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  8. DaAce

    DaAce Soloist

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    "youre cobra commando, i know that im rambo but youre broker than camp lo and you know that you cant flow" Saurus

    "i bought your tape it sucks" Illmac lmao
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  9. mapleleaf

    mapleleaf bumpin onyx in the jag

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    you look like christian bale...
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  10. deezenutsbiatch

    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    "i eat chicken my hairs nappy you happy? whats next wear a white hood and call me blackie?"-nocando to franco scribble final

    "leave your carpets covered in mud stains/ flip over your dinner table just to fuck up your fung shwei"-reverse live to tantrum

    "is this a rapper or one of the creatures that crawled out of the saurus's face"- frank stacks to s-rawk

    "when he was a faggot teen, he must of used gasoline as an acne cream"- justice to the saurus

    "iam second best to none... either someone failed at resurrectin pun, or hes got a less sucessful son"- the saurus to madness

    "you dont battle nice thats just more lies, and you might recognize him from the proactive commercials as the 'before guy'" madness to the saurus

    "bimbo" rheteric

    "how you gonna rock headphones with no attachments"-madness to crackhead

    "ill end your career with one bar like nancy kerrigan"-illmac to mad illz and parable

    "look someone shaved an ardvark and beat it in the face with car parts" illmac to saurus

    there is soooo many...
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  11. Sensei Sounds

    Sensei Sounds Certified Brappee

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    But you can't beat me with them Ronald McDonald boots.

    I prefer his "cupid" and "geekers" lines, but that's just me...
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  12. Wonka

    Wonka OTBVA 2v2 Champ

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    I got the fuckin' gold medal and the title belt. My sperm's swimmin' through your wimmin like Michael Phelps.
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  13. kuwait.rep

    kuwait.rep New Member

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    It may not be the best punchline, but it's definately one of my favorites.

    "For the love of God, stop carrying shit multi's, and actually insult me." Eurgh to Wapps.

    Christian Bale/British rail and the pearly gates (both Saurus) are others worth mentioning.
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  14. EmceeGoddess

    EmceeGoddess Disgruntled Man

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    have you seen a battle pre 2005?
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  15. Wonka

    Wonka OTBVA 2v2 Champ

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    ^ Does not seem like it.
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    jayoo new york representative

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    "suckin dick for cigrarettes camel lights an parliaments
    you aint hard to hit you just bought the hiphop starter kit"
    -nocando vs franco '07 scribble finals

    "ill fuck his girlfriend wearin a nintendo power glove"
    -borat vs meta4ce '04 scribble

    "its fuckin over, next time you try to battle me come sober.. BIOTCH"
    -borat vs meta4ce '04 scribble

    "im short thats as obvious as the fact that you suck"
    -illmaculate vs johnny blaze '04 scribble

    "your short, you should try some calcium
    you know milk cheese maybe some yogurt
    25 years old he could still have a growth spurt"
    -new mc vs iron solomon '04 scribble

    "this cat is lame, but i can rap the same
    he looks like [inserted actors name]"
    -illmaculate vs swann '04 scribble

    "i dont know if its cause im short or hes fat as fuck
    but i can fit inside his stomach, standing up"
    -illmaculate vs swann '04 scribble

    "heres the replay
    (does backshot motions)
    thats me an his twin sisters havin a fuckin three way"
    -borat vs ron noodles '04 scribble


    theres definitely more from '04... i got some of these in memory cause i recently had this conversation about the '04 scribble punchlines and we actually re-watched it, i dont feel like digging out the rest of the DVDs.. and the ones from GT are pretty much being named by everybody so ill leave that alone.

    oh and that '07 line from nocando.. was sick as fuck to me, my favorite all around battler on or off beat
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  17. CrayonFlux

    CrayonFlux New Member

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    lmao @ title being "best punchlines of all time" and duke quotes somethin the saurus said in a freestyle battle

    your weak as fuck, cousin
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  18. deezenutsbiatch

    deezenutsbiatch New Member

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    yes ive watched plenty of battles pre 2005 but i perfer "punchlines" of the new era as opposed to the "dawg you came in all black cause your dressed for your funeral" and "iam a come over here and rip down this niggas picture".

    YOU ALL KNOW WHO GOT THE JUICE!!
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  19. Will Slaughter

    Will Slaughter New Member

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    "fuck this gay thug, you talk about fucking cosmic meteors and space dust" Borat to Icon the Mic King

    the whole battle was murder
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  20. Credintials

    Credintials IRS can suck my books

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    "You squint your eyes, and look deciteful//...and that's why God hates Chinese people"- Many Styles to Jin

    I still have yet to hear a punchline hit as hard and just put the crowd on "DAMN!" like that.

    ...and yeah, it's so obvious alot of ya'll have no exposure whatsoever to hip hop pre-8 mile. It hurts my heart to read your opinions.
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