Best Punchlines In Rap History

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  1. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

    Dec 17, 2001
    that for battles......cock-a-fella records gettin gunned up and clapped quick/how many of biggies lines gonna come out your fat lips/...........or dre to gonna smack me, please/ you have to jump and swing up to hit me in the knees........haha
  2. Uzi_'The Fam'

    Uzi_'The Fam'

    Jan 26, 2006
    i could sever both of my feet and still be two steps ahead of you/

    You could sit next to me on the same flight and still wouldnt be on the same plane/

    My brain stem's equivalent to a hand grenades pin/
    I toss thoughts in the wind they hit crowds and explode inside men/

    I exhaust myself when i compose i hemmorage and suffer/
    I write a paragraph and it takes me seven months to recover/

    Knocked up ya girl and left her perm bent/
    The baby came up out her head so that tells u where the sperm went

    My skills sharper, bottle my flows like ozark/
    My flows tighter than some size two panties on nikki parker/

    Like a surgeon open ya chest and put my words in/
    I'm the first one to bust like a dude that nutted up in a virgin/

    You pickin the microphone and beatin me rappin/
    Is sort of like constipation it's some shit that wont happen/

    Wut's in my brain will make the self explanatory unexplainable/

    I'll blow out my own brains so i can share my thoughts wit ya/

    I overkill i'll murder a roach wit a hydrogen bomb/
  3. masstrash

    masstrash New Member

    Apr 10, 2005
    "You couldn't make the fans throw up there hands if they swallowed there fingers"

  4. Syza Koza

    Syza Koza New Member

    Dec 16, 2004
    That is one of the best punches i ever heard on record.

  5. Syza Koza

    Syza Koza New Member

    Dec 16, 2004
    That shouldn't be there on the basis that it's been reworded over and over again.
  6. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

    Dec 30, 2005
    niggas store their money under a matress, fuck banks
    joe buddens

    youll get laid in a coffin like a necrophiliac

    ^^close thread
  7. Tha Cunnysmythe

    Tha Cunnysmythe Unsavoury Negroid

    Apr 14, 2002
    "Walking on skulls 'cause I'm two steps ahead/ so I started at square three now I'm Cubed like O'Shea Jackson be" - Ras Kass
  8. Prominance

    Prominance I'm Blacker, Trust Me

    Mar 25, 2001
    "Revive or ruin, my theories of mics
    Sony or Aiwa, black or white, I fit in all stereotypes
    Search for a cast to plot, I make you a laughin' stock
    So shook, I could walk a half a block and feel the aftershocks"

    "Eternally verbally, I have numbers, succumb to time outs
    In rhyme bouts you'll dial 9, just to get a line out
    Known fact or factors and non-rappers fractured
    Results in more cast appearances than a hundred actors"

    the whole setup and execution of the second quote is flawless, plus he threw up multis into the mix, perfection - Wordworth

    just incase you dont remember me I will jog your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory - Eminem

  9. Old Soul

    Old Soul Nipple Nibbler

    Sep 19, 2001
    Still nothing fucking with DJ Quik. Nothing ever will.
  10. B. Fury

    B. Fury Active Member

    May 25, 2002
    Quik killed Eiht with that whole track. He really had me rollin' when he said...

    "I never had my dick sucked by a man befo'/
    But you gon' be the first you lil' trick ass ho/
    Then you can tell me just how it taste/
    But before I nut, I'll shoot some piss in your face/"
  11. NinoBrowN15

    NinoBrowN15 the 100 million man

    May 20, 2004
    im the million dollar man nigga you just virgil

    joe budden
  12. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

    Dec 30, 2005

    thats a homo line... literally.
  13. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

    Nov 18, 2005
    Just heard this from Apathy:

    "Yall aint basement, yall are locked in the celler/ aint sayin shit like a hellen Keller acapella"

    also on the same track I heard something like:

    Apathy: Eso, when you gonna bring the pain son?
    Esoteric: Its probably bein done as we speak, like Jenna Jameson
  14. TripC

    TripC Smoke Drink Fuck

    Oct 13, 2006
    head full of explosives fuckin stuffed like a backpack
    at the OU campus you could call it a class act
  15. JohnnyDangerous

    JohnnyDangerous New Member

    Jan 17, 2005
    Two misconception of you:/ first is that just cuz you're black your raps should be tite/ Second and more importantly is that you're actually white/
  16. Holiday Styles

    Holiday Styles Let's Go Flyers

    Dec 28, 2003
    big l and chino xl close this thread down..

    and the fuck @ wigger saying fuck a big l lloyd banks is the punchline king..the fuck you think banks got over 3/4 his punchlines from.
  17. Holiday Styles

    Holiday Styles Let's Go Flyers

    Dec 28, 2003
    eminem @ the rap olympics

    "im about to make this mic short circuit this beat is wack as fuck this shit fits u perfect"

    big l-put it on

    You better flee Hops, or get your head thrown three blocks
    L be keepin n!$gaz hearts pumpin like Reeboks

    big l-lifestyles of the poor and dangerous

    Some say I'm ruthless, some say I'm grim
    Once a brother done broke into my house and I robbed him

    Yo, I admit, I'm a sucker
    A low down, dirty, sneaky, double-crossin canivin muthafucka
    Breakin in cribs with a chrome bar
    I wasn't 'poor', I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r'

    rakim-ill buss em you punish em

    Be ready and at your best, the +Celebrity+ +Match+ of +Death+
    Heart snatched through your chest, cardiac arrest
    Crack your neck while I break your arms, catch your breath
    Then I asked the ref, "How many cats is left?"


    You can be Run-D, you'll never beat the MC
    I'll stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T

    You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang
    I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's
    Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with E's <<<UGH

    rakim-my melody *written when he was like 14 years old..14 or 17..either way songs fucking ill*

    I couldn't wait to take the mic, flow into it to test
    Then let my melody play, and then the record suggest
    That I'm droppin bombs, but I stay peace and calm
    Any MC that disagree with me just wave your arm
    And I'll break, when I'm through breakin I'll leave you broke
    Drop the mic when I'm finished and watch it smoke

    I take 7 MC's put em in a line
    And add 7 more brothas who think they can rhyme
    Well, it'll take 7 more before I go for mine
    And that's 21 MC's ate up at the same time

    Rakim-Microphone fiend

    I was a fiend before I became a teen
    I melted microphone instead of cones of ice cream
    Music orientated so when hip-hop was originated
    Fitted like pieces of puzzles, complicated
    'Cause I grabbed the mic and try to say, " Yes y'all!"
    They tried to take it, and say that I'm too small
    Cool, 'Cause I don't get upset
    I kick a hole in the speaker, pull the plug, then I jet

    krs one-still number 1

    I say no-one's from the Old School cuz Rap on a whole
    isn't even twenty years old
    Fifty years down the line, you can start this
    cuz we'll be the Old School artists
    And even in that time, I'll say a rhyme
    A brand-new style, ruthless and wild
    Runnin' around spendin' money, havin' fun
    cuz even then, I'm still number one.

    krs one-ova here *nelly diss*

    Yo Nelly! You ain't Fo'Reel and you ain't Universal
    Your whole style sounds like a N'Sync commercial
    Ignoramus, I'm the baddest with the mic apparatus
    Challengin the God of rap is madness, I'll snatch your status

    I told you I wasn't talkin about you then, but I'm talkin about you now!
    Blaow! one to the kness, blaow one goes right through
    Even St. Louis don't like you!!!!

    krs one-you dont really want it*nelly diss*

    That was a nice try Nelly
    I don't mean to be bold, but put that "Hot in herre" bullshit on hold
    And let's get down to the facts of the matter
    In the dictionary under wack rap, you the rapper

    chino xl-let you live

    Yo, I feel like the future literally
    Cus it's never been proven if any man alive is capable of seeing me

    Do all it separately cus the best MC's
    Always float to the top unlike the son of John F. Kennedy

    Cipher with me, you getting hurt yo
    Friend or foe
    Catch a L in the circle like a fucking Lexus logo

    Chino XL-Nunca

    You liars, i'm tired of all your fake drug dealing tales
    the only time yall see grams is when yall drink them gingerales *UGH

    I'm descending from the sky like Gabriel the arch angel
    with weight of world on shoulders like Aretha Franklin's ankles
  18. Holiday Styles

    Holiday Styles Let's Go Flyers

    Dec 28, 2003
    and also download and listen to wordsmith by chino..the whole fucking song is just ill..
  19. Young C NJ

    Young C NJ

    May 17, 2006
    DREAM SHATTERER by big pun that is filled wit em

    big daddy kane has mad good 1s

    by the way wuts the name of the that mc eiht diss track i never cud find it sum1 let me no
  20. wilmer deryou

    wilmer deryou New Member

    Nov 17, 2005
    how is that joe budden line wack? lol its the truth
    ..thought it was creative never heard ''envy like kevin spacey in 7''

    all these punchlines are sick..but most of them there come outta no where..... that budden line goes with he song

    ''i'll cum atchu like sneezing out my dick''-copywrite
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