Best Punchlines In Rap History

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  1. Customize

    Customize Talks Sense

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    The Best punchlines in rap history, im not talking the best diss tracks, the best verses, im talking about one liners that basiclly ripped there opponent up

    one that comes to mind easily is Jay-Z dissing 50 Cent

    to go against Jigga yo ass in dense
    im all about a dolla what the fuck is 50 cent

    and with that...it was finished

    state a few
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  2. Tha Cunnysmythe

    Tha Cunnysmythe Unsavoury Negroid

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    "E-I-H-T, now shall I continue?/Yeah, you left out the G 'cause the G ain't in you" - DJ Quik
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  3. Roger Glocks

    Roger Glocks New Member

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  4. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    terrible lines so far...



    punchlines in particular.. i like the , ask Beavis, I get nothing Butt-head


    \

    or ja rules
    you claim ya mothers a crackhead and kim is a known slut/ so whats hailey gon be when she grows up



    wow

    ill think of some more later.
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  5. EdGe BlAdE

    EdGe BlAdE Revolutionary

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    Big Daddy Kane:
    "Put a quarter in your ass 'cause you played yourself"

    Em:
    "Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
    It takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
    And by the time you all catch on, I'ma end your career
    And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!"
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  6. Sparticus2

    Sparticus2 New Member

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    Big L has the majority of the greatest punchlines ever.
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  7. Cheez

    Cheez New Member

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    "i'll be on the porch trying to lure you outside
    disease in it
    bizarre say g g g gunit i bet you throw some extra g's in it."- royce da 5'9"
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  8. R3DRUM

    R3DRUM Bloody Mary Jane

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    I see so much pussy in you, its givin me pink eye- ME that deserves a place in my sig
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  9. Wigger Walter

    Wigger Walter New Member

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    That Jay-Z line is whack. Most of the line's here are whack. The Eminem one is cool. The Royce one is garbage.

    Big L sucks.


    Banks' is the king of punch-lines.


    I'll be damned if I spend my afternoon stressed
    I got a sex partner who's 5'8 with baloon breast

    [funny]
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  10. Wigger Walter

    Wigger Walter New Member

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    All that frontin is bad for your health
    You don't got a yacht, you got a boat you gotta pattle yourself

    [funny]

    I'm on t.v. more than Janet Jackson's titty

    When you hot they like to screw you
    Remember I have more control over your life than you do

    And I know Tupac said that shit but shit is still dope [funny]
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  11. THIEF

    THIEF New Member

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    "get the picture nigga? i'm the 'best of both worlds'/
    without the hidden camera, and the 12 year old girl/"

    "now theres playas out there, talkin bout they holdin'/
    with bugs in their house like they down south with windows open/"

    "i'll burn an orphanage, just to bring heat to you bastards/"

    "i'll leave u in the middle of nowhere, like the letter H/"

    "gangsta rap aint dead, it neva died/
    it took steroids to the head, and became crooked I/"

    "I'll put you up on the IV, but not the roman numeral 4/
    but the IV that leads to the funeral floor/"
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  12. Cheez

    Cheez New Member

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    hey i liked it

    that aotp album is pretty hot


    i like on that new jmt when vinnie was like "i can walk in the woods and kill a bear with my mic!"
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  13. Old Soul

    Old Soul Nipple Nibbler

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    Yup.
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  14. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    put all fags on an island to die/ at a faggot funeral you see alot of fucking men cry..........necro
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  15. Cheez

    Cheez New Member

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    ^lol another necro line "your sites gross like a transvestite exposed"
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  16. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    chino, crooked i, big L, immortal, and jmt have some of the illest ...

    [turn] ...
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    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    They call it probation, I know we all go through it
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  18. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    celph titled= punchline king


    "wanna know what a real pussy feels like?/ Stand in a corner and hug yourself real tight"


    "You couldn't kick verses playin soccer with a bible

    Spit flames in battles, leave you cooked in ashes
    Illiterate son of a bitch you couldn't read a book of matches


    I spit trife when I rip mics, nigga I been nice
    Fill you up with bulletholes and play the flute witcha windpipe


    Slap you with my gat-packin backhand, you have that rap man
    When my track jam, even the preacher sayin, "God Damn!!"

    Record a demo while the "Demigodz" make new songs
    Your better off running the triathalon with parachutes on




    I like this louis logic line also

    I'm a Demigod, what'd you expect? /From a man
    who met Mother Nature, looked under her dress and wasn't impressed

    -louis logic
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  19. Lost Prophet

    Lost Prophet 11/04/2000 - 06/19/2009

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    Just about anything from Wordsworth
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    mrdee New Member

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    i got more ho's than a chinese phonbook
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