Best Punchlines Ever!!

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  1. L7 - LMV - L7

    L7 - LMV - L7 The Fat Cat

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    as a counter to the worse punchlines ever thread.. post what you believe to be some of the best punchlines.

    Heres one of my personal favorites..

    and the Jay-Z

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  2. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    2 very good ones right there.

    It's so hard to narrow things down so I'll just list a couple off the top

    Royce:

    "I'm the verbal spit Smith and Wesson/I unload with sick spit and quick wit to split a split second"

    "Rap now ain't nothing but a circus of clowns/ a whole lot of lip from cliques I probably rap circles around"

    "I'm the next best to reach a peak formerly known/ as the best kept secret I guess that i just leaked it"

    "Dancin with the devil leadin, I won't die, I'm never leavin/ I pledge allegiance to forever breathin"
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  3. Sparticus2

    Sparticus2 New Member

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    "Always sprayin Tecs, because I be stayin vexed
    Some nigga named Dex, was in the projects layin threats
    I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin'
    Put his brains in the street
    Now you can see what he was just thinkin"
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  4. TheClutch

    TheClutch A Plus

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    "What used to be hot is what an emcee said, now hip hop don't respect you unless your platinum or dead." - Ras Kass
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  5. Ice Fluid

    Ice Fluid Flow with the Fluid.

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    I get computers putin.

    Blam blam check the handstand/
    see cam with the bam bam/
    walk up in the deli/ yo i'll take a ham sand.
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  6. HipHopWorld

    HipHopWorld New Member

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    "I remain the one like 5 divided by 4" - Jay Z

    lol @ you dumb motherfuckers not being able to comprehend such a simple line. haha, clowns!
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  7. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    "Watch the lead chop a couple strands out ya dreadlocks/
    And send you niggaz J-walkin like you rockin S-dots"

    - celph titled
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  8. Sparticus2

    Sparticus2 New Member

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    Yo, I admit, I'm a sucker
    A low down, dirty, sneaky, double-crossin canivin muthafucker
    Breakin in cribs with a crow bar
    I wasn't 'poor', I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r'

    Saw this nigga named Clyde
    And snuck up on him from the blind side
    I told him, "Give up the dough, before you get smoked
    Oh you're broke? ( *shots* ) now you're dead broke"

    Some say I'm ruthless, some say I'm grim
    Once a brother done broke into my house and I robbed him

    ^all from the same song

    And when it comes to gettin nookie I'm not a rookie
    I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopie

    If you battle L you picked the wrong head
    I smash mics like cornbread, you can't kill me I was born dead

    L's a clever threat, a lyricist who never sweat
    Comparing yourself to me is like a Benz to a Chevrolette

    It aint even funny
    some girls dont even know me askin me can they get some money
    I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa
    I wouldnt give a chick 10 cents to put cheese on a Whopper
    they wanna know why im so fly
    A girl asked me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye

    But I'm sicker than a nigga that's in special ed so I suggest
    you spread pretzelhead, 'fore I turn your white sweatsuit red

    The crown is still mine cause I drop ill rhymes
    A lot of rappers talk that murder shit and couldn't kill time

    I'm undefeated that's the stone truth
    Cause battlin' me is like fightin' a gorilla in a phone booth

    When I was young I played with guns not a kiddy toy
    Cause I'm a ruff rugged gangsta not a pretty boy
    Facts on tracks, I recite well
    Everybody wanna be like Mike, but Mike wanna be like L
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  9. -Oz-

    -Oz- ^^^^^

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    These cats drink champaign and toast to death and pain
    Like....slaves on a ship talking bout who got the flyest chain

    Talib Kweli

    The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun
    where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones

    Common

    They call it probation, yeah we all go through it
    They call it probation, but its no pros to it

    Joe Budden

    I like rappers who can make some real life punchlines, everyone trying to make lines about crack or guns. Fuck that shit.

    I do like some materialistic shit...but its gotta be nice..

    Nigga please, you ain't start out from your trunk
    Then reach the roof, just to put your roof in your trunk
    Nigga please, chumps don't tour like us
    You on the road a million hours, I fly over your bus
    Nigga please, you ain't got your neck all froze
    With the same logo that you got sketched on your clothes


    Hov
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  10. HipHopWorld

    HipHopWorld New Member

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    ^what song is that? Shit is dope.


    "To all you little Jadas, for the thousand time
    I don't recall hittin' your moms or writin' your lines
    Just because you might have see me in and out of ya house
    There's no way that she can have a baby out of her mouth"
    -Jadakiss

    "I ain't even light the spliff yet
    and already my eyes are Bloodshot like a Krips set"
    - Copywrite

    "Niggas is mad I get more butt than ash trays,
    Fuck a fair one I get mines the fast way,
    The ski mask way,
    Uhh,Ransom notes,
    Far from handsome...but damn a nigga tote,
    [What ya' tote?] more guns than roses,
    Foes is,shaking in their boots,
    Invisible bullies like The Gooch,
    Disappear...vamoose...you're wack to me,
    Take them rhymes back to the factory,
    I see, the gimmicks...the wack lyrics,
    The shit is depressing...pathetic...please forget it,
    You're mad cause my style you're admiring,
    Don't be mad...UPS is hiring,
    You shoulda been a cop...fuck hip-hop,
    With that freestyle you're bound to get shot,
    Not from Houston but I rap-a-lot,
    Pack the gat a lot,
    The flav's bout to drop uhh"
    - Biggie the G.O.A.T
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  11. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    Jay-Z:

    I'm like U-Haul I fuck every bitch moving

    What you eat don't make me shit

    And yall buy this shit caught up in the hype
    Cause a nigga wear a koofi it don't mean that he bright
    Cause you don't understand him it don't mean that he nice
    Just means you don't understand all the bullshit that he writes

    Joe Budden:

    Everbodies a killer but the deaths don't add up

    Only way you'll play Joe is Def Jam Vandetta
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  12. Freebass

    Freebass NAH NUDDAH

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    you couldn't beat me to death if i let you jump first...qwel
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  13. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    Jay-Z:

    If I shoot you, I'm brainless
    different toilet, same shit
    and I'm sick of explainin this
    I'm wating on arragnment (sp)
    and my nigga is the plaintiff
    I know what you're thinking
    fucked up aint it?
    I should've known better and I plan to
    but dawg they be takin me out my zone like a nigga with a handle
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  14. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    Lloyd Banks:

    Guns are like tatoos nigga, even Bow Wow got one
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  15. Gorilla Nasty

    Gorilla Nasty I'm lame TBH

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    Sean Price:

    In the "who knew it" states in Jersey with Jay Williams
    drinking Amstel Light, shooting at clay pigeons (lol)

    Asked a bitch for some brain she said never
    last time I licked your balls caught high blood pressure

    My momma ain't raise no fool
    because my momma ain't raise me fool

    drinkin and smokin, vice versa, smokin and drinkin
    I'm hopin these Lincolns add up, I ain't supposed to be stinkin

    Overall the protocol's to chase the chedda
    get this dough then retire like Mason Betha

    I got a fly bitch from Japan
    blackbelt, suck dick, chop bricks with her hand
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  16. L7 - LMV - L7

    L7 - LMV - L7 The Fat Cat

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    Jay-Z: Like Short Sleeves I Bare Arms

    Jay-Z: Said the taste of dollars was shitty so I fed her fifties, of his where abouts I was convinced, so I kept feeding her money till her shit started to make sense.

    Jay-Z: As time gets tidious I keep one eye open like CBS

    Young1: The dude who cocks glocks ready to leave people stiff like hard cocks I'll just call yall dicks.

    LMV: Yall Cats is Pussies I only roll with my Dawgs

    Notorious BIG: If Faith had twins she'd prolly have two Pacs', get it 2.. Pacs?
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  17. macmilimeterhyms

    macmilimeterhyms Product of the 80s

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    word
    Em you claim your mother's a crack head and Kim is a known slut
    so what's Hailey gon' be when she grows up/

    -Ja Rule

    that enough, close this thread
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  18. thedream233

    thedream233 Thrillmatic

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    almost every Jay-z line I've seen in this thread is garbage
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  19. D.Cipher

    D.Cipher New Member

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    i'm one of a kind...i got divine chromasomes in me,
    my sperm will scramble the eggs in a woman's ovaries

    - Canibus


    "Pompous, roll with Mobsters and Dons for accomplices
    nonfiction concepts constant
    Bomb threat, and I aint even on yet, yall sweat
    I spit thunder and you aint even seen the storm yet"

    - Royce


    "Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother...so how you feel about having another little brother?"

    - Emimen


    just a few to start shit off with
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  20. L7 - LMV - L7

    L7 - LMV - L7 The Fat Cat

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    yeah your pretty stupid hommie.. [fro]
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