Best job in the world?

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  1. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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  2. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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  3. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    no hes definately a perv lol

    ive been practicing yoga for over 3yrs with many diff instructors, and anywhere ive gone that move will catch you a court case haha


    but jet fighter pilot is probably the awesomest job
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  4. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    the dude's wearing a wedding ring too!

    and two watches? who the fuck wears two watches?
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  5. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    reserve punter.

    get paid $450,000 or more a year to sit on the bench. and if you get put in, all you do is punt a ball 3-6 times depending on how bad your team is.
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  6. doslavozes

    doslavozes Neg This Post If You're Gay

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    I'd go with Strip Club DJ.
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  7. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    Aahh you poor fools

    Pro gamer, get paid to play video games in a house with other gamers, all expenses covered and flown around to the world to compete in e-sport tournaments to win large piles of money

    Also believe it or not there are some really hot female e-sports groupies

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    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    and yet you have to spend your entire life in front of a video game system, playing video games and hoping that you're really good at it. should you somehow become good enough at it (remember you must start by having no income, no job, and no life outside of being inside), you stand to make $1,000-$50,000 per competition depending on the game(s) you're great at, and most likely have to share that with a team that you're on.

    sounds kinda shitty to me, in all honesty
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  9. breathlesss

    breathlesss Registered Sex Offender

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    part time wise...dnr avian population analyst

    a friend of mine did this over one summer...15 bucks an hour to camp on an island and count birds at certain times of the day
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  10. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    A lot of pro gamers go pro while still in highschool, i think leenock was 14 when he went pro

    You only share prizes if its a team based game (like counter strike) and those tournaments generally have larger prize pools. Players living in a team house generally have a small salary as well (like 18-20 grand a year, but remember they arent paying rent or anything). They really dont play games more then you are me work either.. Play games all day while your other friends are at work, then go hang out with them..

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    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    And not all pro gamers have no life either, i went to highschool
    With a pro counter strike gamer. He partied just as hard as i did back then, he just naturally had insane micro. Pro gaming is more skill based then practice based.

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  12. Shadow

    Shadow Kotaro's Master

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    My job is pretty awesome tbh
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  13. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    Best job in the world = Game tester. (Ubisoft = 39-41 dollars per hour!)

    Given the choice of game tester or... "coochie inspector", it would be Game tester.
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  14. Noncentz

    Noncentz Sieg Heil, M'fer!

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    Fuck yes, this is what I'm saying.
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  15. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    i'd still take reserve punter.

    work 6 months out of the year, about 2-3 hours a day. don't have to know anything except how to punt a ball. get paid league minimum $450k or w/e it is now.

    if you happen to be on a good team, get a superbowl ring, a bonus, and then sit back and relax and be a pro-gamer for the next 6 months!
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    Alias3000 Well-Known Member

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    Female body painter IS the best job in the world. hands down. no pun intended...lol


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  17. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    not to nit pick, but im pretty sure the other one is a bracelet
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