Discussion in 'Battle Video Archives' started by grainsbone, Sep 2, 2012.
worst post ever
Iron Solomon got obliterated by Mook
Why would you want Bender to suffer the same?
Let's be real here. The Bender stans out here remind of Canibus' stans, because the only arguments you guys have are, "Url battlers aren't intricate and talk about gun bars all the time ." Which is a load of shit.
Do any of you remember E Ness vs Solomon? I think E Ness had the best performance of his life, but Solomon clearly won the battle with SIMPLE delivery, flow, and overall personals and jokes. That was on GRINDTIME where that shit is condoned, but flip it around and he became E Ness against Mook and well. Iron isn't going to battle anymore.
Bender is the new Canibus to be honest. You can hype his pengame up all you like, and you'll love him because he's talking about the moon and stars. Let's be real here, it may be cool to stuff your versus full of nuances that nerds would understand. I liked Canibus too, but that doesn't make him a good rapper. ANYONE can do it. It literally takes NO skill to rap that intricately. I won't take anything from bender in the slightest, but Aye-verb is right about rappers having ZERO image.
Bender will have a hard time fighting Bill Collector if Bill stepped it up lyrically at least a tad. Why? When you fight Bill, you are fighting his animation not so much his bars. Bender would probably have a better time fighting Ness Less cause of their lyricism, except Ness Less has a very MELLOW persona that actually helps him a lot more.
Teamwhite needs to relax.
You need to quit posting. comparing bender to canibus is retarded. so are you.
Read the thread like I did and you'd see it's a fair comparison. The stans here defend him like they did.
1. a drinking spree;
2. a male homosexual;
3. a recumbent bicycle made by Bender Custom Bicycles of Garden City, Idaho.
Every Saturday night, these benders go on a bender on their Benders.
Why did I even click on this thread? With that topic and 9 pages of responses I should have known this would be as awful as it. RM never disappoints.
Dont be a smartass muthafucka, They didnt battle on a day that anybody gave a fuck about. The 2v2s? Get that bullshit the fuck outta here.
you wont get away with this
To each his own in terms of league/style preference, but that quote is funny as shit.
HA! That's on point. I tend to agree, but style preference is just that. I'm not moved by the majority of URL bars. Bender is likely unbeatable on his best day. But, everyone likes battle rap for different reasons. I for one am impressed by his multi's, they don't seem forced to me. They have flow, substance, and delivery.
I did some down-sizing that's economics Syd, listen up
Feelin' king shit but I can't hand that pink slip to you cuz
My mood's up and down like the market so if I get in a rut
See who's boss when that depression hits, you the first one gettin' cut
Canadian porno slayer, I chop your corpse into bits
Mail your torso straight from California State to North Decatur Georgia in a storage container player AND I AIN'T SORRY FOR SHIT
I smoke a half-soap of that Bath Salts, eat your fuckin' face off the asphalt
And still make it out the bar to get a round for last call!
~Bender vs Syd
So dope :smokin2:
Yeah that WAS dope!
I both agree and disagree here. You make some good points all around, so even where I disagree with you? I respect where you're coming from.
Straight up? Dope bars and power punching pengame is whassup. There should be a sicc mix of high intellect, "grown man bars", comedy and straight up raw dawg punchlines of a great variety in the verses of well rounded lyricists. And rappers should also up their "entertainment" game so their "performance" bars and delivery are all dope.
To me? The dopest lyricists can do it all, like Olympic decathletes, but can double down on a specialty whenever they want to. Slighting any part of lyricism...even styles I don't personally care for in the slightest and dislike mightily like horrorcore...actually weakens lyricism as a whole by removing whole categories from being mined for dope material. So I hella like that brainiac stuff that Bender has in his bars AND I like the ruggedness in his verses.
But with that said? He's not half the performer that the top URL guys are on their WORST night. That would be his downfall face to face.
really dumb thread title tbh.
I mean, like no. Not on the URL stage at least where slip ups are RARELY tolerated (the only case if it being tolerated coming to mind is K-Shine in his last battle)
all these threads on either extreme side are fuckin STUPID!
there is almost no difference between the Url haters and Url supremacists in there aproach now-just generalize and stay ignorant
"All Url cats talk about is fake gun talk"--no they all don't actually but so does all leagues
"Url cats don't slip or choke"-yea they do pretty often actually
"All KOTD cats use jokes"--no they all don't actually but so does all leagues
"__________will get eaten alive by the Url crowd"--A Jewish guy wore a white tux and top hat to a battle that endedin them chanting his name and never allowing his opponent to rap his 3rd +DNA battles there-nuff said
it goes on and on...
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