bender would run through URL rappers

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  1. grainsbone

    grainsbone all eyez on me

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    lie down and get ran through. just the type of shit he do

    and pesci would too. he only catches shit cause he has choked. other than that you're a physical retard if you think hes bad.
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  2. Contra Diction

    Contra Diction Well-Known Member

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    agreed..two of the best lyricists in the game..pen games unmatchable
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  3. grainsbone

    grainsbone all eyez on me

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    illmac/bender/pesci best pengame in the biz

    prove me wrong? i'll be posting their quality bars for everyones enjoyment. in fact this thread should be stickied shortly. everyone that comes here will see the set standard
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  4. Korey

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    "I was sewn together by the hands of my father
    Sprang to life with a lightning strike in a tank of ice water
    I was never tranquilized proper
    Now the doctor's gettin strangled by the angry side of his Frankenstein monster" - Bender
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  5. grainsbone

    grainsbone all eyez on me

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    his legs and his arms shakin
    he sweat while his heart racin
    but his brains out to lunch
    he's star gazin like Carl Sagan

    - King of the dot champion Bender

    im in this piece cause i got history to make an infamy to gain
    bringing down the building is in my DNA like timothy mcveigh, im clinically insane

    - King of the dot champion Bender
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  6. tyronehouston

    tyronehouston Well-Known Member

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    Helluva dream nigga

    Sent from my SGH-T999 using Tapatalk 2
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  7. grainsbone

    grainsbone all eyez on me

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    which ones are better? and why are all URL fans in denial benders pengame is sharp as fuck. i don't understand it. if mook was spittin benders shit would you cheer for it?
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  8. WuTangintheCut

    WuTangintheCut Well-Known Member

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    Pesci/Bender battle was midtier as fuck tbh
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  9. grainsbone

    grainsbone all eyez on me

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    i agree. it was nothing too grand. but benders previous battle vs syd. syd was devoured. ate. hes gone
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  10. epsonperfection

    epsonperfection ass

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    bender is shit

    his bars are shitty metaphors about people nobody knows or gives a fuck about

    who the fuck is Carl Sagan ahd timothy mcveigh
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  11. MAKOTO.

    MAKOTO. HACK DETECTOR

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    who remmeber that line mac had on diaz where the punch was like

    ......fists and limbs impaling your top deck like the uss eldridge, bend light and sort of meld him with objects like the philidelphia project.


    i remember he stumbled on it but the concept was dope.
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  12. casual1

    casual1 Well-Known Member

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    ill be the first to acknowledge
    i felt your earlier projects
    but you dumbed your shit down, and thats some curious logic
    when you see your greatest strength as a curb to your progress
    and the chances if you pander you could firm up your pockets
    to be perfectly honest
    i thought you thirsted for knowledge
    so when i heard the new shit you were working on, it churned up some vomit
    now you have the nerve to think you deserve some currency off this?
    well go ahead and try converting mohammed
    cuz that's a more liklely chance of you turning a prophet



    in other words you can't fuck with bender
    no one does it better
    when i bust it's on another level like a double decker
    go write a country western song you fucking chester
    im uncle fester wit an ugly temper watch your tongue get severed
    i put money under pressure, like sunken treasure
    they wouldnt cut your record if you were tried as a young offender
    ayo drum selector, put that funeral march on, ya'll come togheter
    i just put the killshot on cam...like a snuff director



    sorry player
    my shorty stored a razor in her jordan trainer
    so before you make your case she'll shut you down like massive organ failure
    ill fornicate your whore and make her fetch the morning paper
    you're a quaker
    you beatin me's bout as likely as you gettin a nice beej off your gorgeous mormon neighbor
    blow, hand, rim...she give out more jobs thanthe board of labour
    but this enormous failure couldn't get to first base battin for the majors
    what's more? the way i scorch the page could warm the glaciers
    and raise the shores from northern spain to equador to asia
    when im puttin down a classic like clapton recording layla
    chlorinate your gene pool
    im a master of this imagery
    see im a portrait painter so a sketch ain't really shit to me
    you all knew id be back with batch stored for later
    to come back and chalk this sketch out like a blackboard eraser
    avocados ad for this can be a morbidly gory horror trailer as i morph into the minotaur and break your physical form to vapor
    and how oyu reppin the west bitch
    you thought aunt banks was vivian from fresh prince
    and you thought spice one, was a mothefucking cornchip flavour
    check your source of data
    see i even got dope setups like sting operations
    ain't no hearts in this deck of cards nad this kings not to play with
    so if any judges feel this was a tough call
    fuck ya'll
    i had him completely smashed after 8 bars
    like a pub crawl
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  13. grainsbone

    grainsbone all eyez on me

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    i'll give you the carl sagan one because 99 percent of people are fucking dumbass retards and you apparently happen to be one of them, but timothy mcveigh?

    kid, honestly.
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  14. grainsbone

    grainsbone all eyez on me

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    thats probably my favorite mac battle. his bit to diaz about biting was sick as fuck.

    somehow hes the one that always something somoene already spit in his mouth
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  15. SiegeSupreme

    SiegeSupreme Well-Known Member

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    No.

    No one wants to Listen to Bender spit a million multis for no reason. He's top 3 in KOTD, but nowhere else. He lost to Illmac and you see how URL rappers continually body him.

    Pesci is dope and much better than Bender. Problem is he wouldn't make it rapping on URL because the rounds are much longer
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  16. epsonperfection

    epsonperfection ass

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    im not american so i dont know/dont care who mcveigh, the terrorist is

    also who gives a fuck about astronomers

    its not the 1500s

    tell your daddy congrats with the boring, outdated, lackluskter punchlines
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  17. grainsbone

    grainsbone all eyez on me

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    you're not even reading the writtens people are posting. bender could easily change up his style to be more aggressive and punch heavy.
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  18. grainsbone

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    you sound like a fucking idiot. do you even read what you write? because you don't understand the material it is bad.

    and if you're one of those euro idiots who think euro rappers are good im going to laugh. a lot.

    i hope you choke
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  19. SiegeSupreme

    SiegeSupreme Well-Known Member

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    No he couldn't. You're assumming that with nothing to back it up.

    He has pretty good punchlines but the fact is he drowns them out with a million multi's. And he does that with KOTD 90 second rounds. So you honestly think we he has to rap for over twice as long on the URL, he'll somehow have a more punch-heavy style? He'd be even more likely to use multi's as filler to waste time.

    He'd get bodied on the URL. No one would feel his style
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  20. casual1

    casual1 Well-Known Member

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    and your girl ruined every montreal battle
    what the fuck son
    you don't have the decency or the balls to tell her to shut the fuck up then your meat for the grinder
    plus i wouldn't stick my penis inside her
    while you eat that vagina that smells like queen and spadina


    ill hit you with a bitchslap
    twice as hard as any fire arms impact
    shit'll make you twist back farther than your spine can arch
    tiger shark
    looking for a quiock snack you can buy the farm
    feel your ribs crack from these iron bars
    got rhymesa to spark a five alarm fire like a tire yard
    by and large these barbed wire lines will rip this guy apart
    im in charge
    try and start shit ill smash a bottle and run the glass down your fucking neck like a slide guitar


    got lines perfected dumbshit my styles the freshest
    so try n son me il treat you like eric and lyle menendez
    get iced and deaded like cryogenics
    outshine my presence?
    you'd have a better shot at george bushes signed confession to 9 11


    when i bang out a sixteen the labratory shakes
    when he bangs out a sixteen thats statutory rape
    yeah yall - this the match you wanted right
    nother punch like that they gon' have to stop the fight
    cause i aint come here for horseplay
    but i might just bludgeon this cornflake
    apply his blood like it's warpaint
    and snipe the judge at my courtdate


    if hes thug, im a supervillian with my arms cokced
    sprayin at your whip like a car wash
    bring out the dorks geeks and the hard rocks
    cause i put an end to more dreams than alarm clocks
    your boy said you can beat me
    im sorry your boy lied
    barracudas real names graham but he's been stepped on to stretch out a point 5


    this man is corny tasteless
    average boring basic
    bland and formulaic
    vastly short of greatness
    stand before me shake and shake the hand of your replacement
    think you can't ignore this basic fact than sadly you're mistaken


    now when i heard your momma gave a top notch lap dance
    i was willing to look past that raw dog tramp stamp of a hot rod trans am
    but when i saw the broads got man hands like jean claude van dam
    and a face like cron don i took a walk on taht plan


    judgin by his weight hes on h probably
    got the face and same body as spud from trainspotting
    the kid just needs a fix
    so go stick a needle in your dick
    and die of an intravenus hit
    like river phoenix did
    you little piece of shit


    i will run up where you watchin tv with your niece
    gorrilla pimp slap knock the feces out your teeth
    and make you listen to a hopsin cd on repeat
    for a week
    you make my skin crawl like scarab beetles or the withdrawl of a heroince needle
    rip taht marachino cherry out your chest
    there's no equal got tarantinos rare cerebral nightmarish inherent evil
    i will ride up on syd faster than a fuckin pair of speedos
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