"Bender usin sorry player again with new lines is impressive as fuck, not played out"

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  1. Browser

    Browser 455450

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    The sermons one? Shakespeare.

    "Sweet are the uses of adversity,
    Which like the toad, ugly and venomous,
    Wears yet a precious jewel in his head;
    And this our life, exempt from public haunt,
    Finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks,
    Sermons in stones, and good in every thing."
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  2. Witticisms

    Witticisms New Member

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    Thanks
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  3. MindTaker

    MindTaker GFY

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    People have colored skin? When did that happen?
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  4. Fuzzy Dunlop

    Fuzzy Dunlop this ainta pageant pimpin

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    its like the ''who is this nigga''

    he has used it the last time he should ever use it. if yung ill does it again he should be slapped, if bender does it again... titty slapped.

    A lot of battlers lately have been reusing the same shit from their other battles (tsu surf) and its getting kinda played out. I think by the third time you reference something, you are either past the point or at the end of no return
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  5. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    This

    He's very very good at writing raps, but there's the rapping part too. I'm not taking sides though, Bender's great IMO but not the best, and far from the worst.

    Witticisms, that was closer to spoken word, the rhymes were simplistic, and the structure was non-existent. What point were you trying to prove?
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  6. MAKOTO.

    MAKOTO. HACK DETECTOR

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    never really gave a shit about it in the first place so if he does it again i dont mind
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  7. TheRealDetour

    TheRealDetour @therealdetour

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    those actually fit better than the way bender does it lol...no hate on bender, i think he's dope as fuck, but he always goes from sorry player into shit like florida gator...seems like a phonetic stretch to me, but hey, he makes it work...

    i think the laurence taylor one was the best...but i actually kinda like that he does it...i would like to see him use it more sparringly tho', like durin big moments in big battles, as opposed to every time he hits the stage...

    not that sketch wasn't a big battle...
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  8. TheRealDetour

    TheRealDetour @therealdetour

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    ankle/handle/gavel?

    wtf?
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  9. r00k_is_rap

    r00k_is_rap Well-Known Member

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    Sorry player...
    I curse ya'll more than a shoreless sailor
    Seems like its in your horrid nature, to diss colored strangers
    hip-hop's supposed to console and save us, dwarf our anger
    But rapmusic keeps drawing layers...
    In between us, they border pages
    Of trolls and fakers like they were actually born a hater
    Call themselves experts...pallets of flawless nature
    Claim they're the golden tasters
    But are quick to criticize when its a foreign flavor
    Ignore the favorites, but cheer for the choking failures
    Its like its opposite day, cuz there are sudden flaws in your game,
    if you explore some angles
    Its like you have to distort your greatness
    And if you defend yourself, they are here to extort and frame ya
    Easy to judge sitting behind a message board and caves
    inside your mother's basement, beneath the floors and panes
    where mommy does your chores and labors
    Who are you to destroy the sprays of
    battlers rappers who've earned their names
    when your shitty text battles dont even poorly make, your local papers
    Its time to finally go outside, catch some gorgeous rays
    find an actual girl to date, that isnt from a warcraft world of games
    STFU and enjoy the battles before you taint them!
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  10. Shup Denzel

    Shup Denzel dhalsim is a hoe nigga

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    lot of shoulder patting & sports butt slapping in this thread...i dont condone in it
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  11. 3dozerbuild

    3dozerbuild New Member

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    >>> Now that's fire.
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  12. Excuses

    Excuses New Member

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    Im guessin the dinner date didnt go so well
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  13. BNDR...

    BNDR... benzel washington.

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    no doubt. I couldnt resist leaving it at two, especially with all the leftovers. the trilogy is at its end tho at this point. titty slap would be deserved. especially since choppa disapproves.

    warf and data. now im done.
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  14. BNDR...

    BNDR... benzel washington.

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    shit actually popped off. 16 and pregnant new season dropping soon.
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