Discussion in 'The Alley' started by - DaNa -, Nov 19, 2007.
Actually my fruit comes in cans. Packed in syrup. Yum.
They started a gifted program in my elementary school because of me, teachers let me work at my own pace because I was being held back by the rest of the class (I actually spent the end of my 5th grade year grading papers because the teacher went back on her promise of letting me move on to 6th grade textbooks and must have gotten sick of finding other things for me to do), and my parents hired a tutor for me because I wasn't being challenged in school.
But yeah, you got your IQ tested, so obviously that's much more impressive.
Goddamn, do you eat anything healthy?
Even your fruit is processed?
He's bragging about how he eats and you're making fun of how he eats.
We seem to have a dilemma here.
Well, I lived in a real city, so we already had a gifted program in place. Congrats for being the first smart kid in your trailer park.
We do. He's proud of being an overweight slob and I'm insulting him for it, and he responds by bragging about it.
Fat people. What a waste.
Boston Creme Pie!
Jeez, wasn't gluttony one of the 7 deadly sins?
Hey, I was in my school's A.G. class too!
As opposed to Abstrakt who lives in a fake city?
You're a fuckin schmuck.
As opposed to you who lives in an undisclosed location?
You're a a herb.
An undisclosed location? Los Angeles?
Oh, that explains everything.
It explains the whole being raped with a dildo thing at least.
How retro of you. Can't rape the willing.
Then it explains your willingness to be sodomized.
How does living in Los Angeles explain somebody's willingness to take a dildo in the crack?
I'm exaggerating the likelihood that you're gay based on the fact that LA is known for it's large gay population.
Now go ahead and get it out, I felt that setup coming a mile away
Los Angeles doesn't have that big of a homosexual population relative to it's heterosexual population. You're thinking of San Francisco.
I don't give a shit if you do think I'm a homosexual. So what?
If I am, so what? If I'm not, so what? Does it matter?
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