Discussion in 'Battle Video Archives' started by XQZapproved, Jun 7, 2011.
Pretending to choke and entire rounds dedicated to one theme...
wait are you saying illmac and saurus are shit rappers? or that nebula sucked at the double time when that was the only good thing he did over the course of that whole battle?
The ''name drop'' bars: ''I got a Shotgun for Suge, because I'm Conceited with my Ill Hollow. I got an Arsonal for the Goodz...''
The excessive gay stories/jokes/angles: Aye Verb vs Math Hoffa (the fact remains was hilarious, though), Rich Dolarz vs Goodz, Lance vs Rone, etc.
I'm not gonna kill myself if battlers don't stop doing this, but in all honesty I'm not a fan of either.
quoting in hopes that dirtbag dan is reading this thread.
In depth descriptions of the homosexuality that your opponent engages in. (This means you, DBD)
Yelling in the other guys face when your aggression isn't believable. (This means you, Charron).
Actually saying the predicted line. Just mouth the shit to the camera and shake your head at how predictable the shit is, Fresco style.
Justifying your own losses. If you got jerked, we'll all be aware of it, and we'll list why you got jerked. If you lost, you lost.
Saying that you're better than the other battler and that they're gonna be an easy win for you... and then losing 10 minutes later/ acting like your status is above the other dudes when they're clearly better than you.
Co-sign the alphabet shit/rephrasing others schemes/battlers name schemes/"cunt" (if you're not from Europe, Aussie or NZ, you cannot say that word correctly)
flips for the sake of flips. not even like charron flips cuz he's been trying more to make them creative lately. i'm talking using simple flips like:
"you diss my music but you don't even make music" in 2011
just cuz its freestyle dont make it that good doe
i want charron to stop trying to be aggressive that shit so painfully doesnt work for him, nothing even against him he just looks awkward as fuck trying to be aggressive
fuckin dead. roc >>>>>
calling time for yourself (or, well, the other team ) unless you're illmac
calling black rappers white
Name dropping in a battle or talking shit about another battle rapper but then always finding an excuse not to battle them (T-rex did it with Ok for how long? DNA and Diz, Marv and Pat Stay almost suffered this fate and especially Jaze v PH...I blame 'em both at this point with all the talk between the two and no action. That battle is the Detox of battle rap).
Planned pauses for crowd reactions...If the crowd gets loud and you gotta stop, fine, but some cats just pause after every punch line even without any reaction.
Fans should stop crying/raging so hard when their favourite battlers lose. Anytime The Saurus or Fresco loses, that shit's robbery tbh. Don't get me wrong, Charron/HFK did NOT beat Fresco/Real Deal... but ya'll are TOO mad about it...
Rhyming anything with "Bud Bundy." It hasn't been as bad lately but for the longest time this seemed to be the go to multi that people would stick in their rhymes. This and the overly played out "presence/presents" wordplay. Both of those should go away.
I foresee an unconventional battle against Dlor then. Respect.
who is bud bundy, its always pissed me off
A character off of Married With Children, it's always pissed me off too.
Bud bundy is the kid off of married with children.
as for presence,presents.
Even Kanye has said that shit.
"Smack, why did you....."
"organik this is lopsided why did you"
"Yo lush how come you gave me this awful competition"
PROB CAUSE YOUR BAD AND YOU REUSE GARBAGE DEAD CONCEPTS.
just sayin, that shit is annoying
yelling "time" after every round.
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