Discussion in 'Bodybag!: The BVA Hall of Shame' started by xCypherEDGEx, Apr 6, 2011.
No Fresco. Requesting Bartone.
@ "If tails, Fresco will spit gun bars and confuse himself".
Didn't even realize Fresco said Real Deal was Professor Oak. Fucking great.
Fresco, you had to be a Pokemon head back in the day. Your knowledge of this shit is deep. I don't blame you, shit was like crack when it first hit the states.
real talk I was DCI ranked #1 in Illinois for pokemon cards and #32 in the nation. I got invited to the international finals in Hawaii that had a $10,000 grand prize but my mom wouldn't let me go because I was 12. (I never understood how that was a good reason?) The game got sold from WOTC so the stats are all gone, so the only remaining proof I have is this magazine interview with one of the guys I used to roast all the time:
The Pojo - Trading Cards - Top of the World
That was at the start of my rise to the top You have to remember too that I was 10-12 beasting on people up to age 40. All the smelly Magic The Gathering nerds were trying to win these tourneys to get the free cards and sell them.
squirtle squad™ splash~~
Damn! I knew you were well-versed in the shit, but #1 in Illinois is serious. Funny you say that about MTG players too because they were ass at Pokemon when I came up with it, then when Pokemon stopped being cool, they acted like they never fucked with it. These are grown ass men we're talking about too. I was 14 beating dudes with Venomoth and a handful of trainer cards. Wasn't shit.
On the topic of Pokemon, fuck gunbars, start using Pokebars in your shit. For example:
Fuck a coin toss, I toss dollars with my luck
Do all types a crazy shit with bills like Psyduck
Alright, I'm done though, really.
you couldnt catch em all wit a master ball, which proves that ur shitty/
you got misty-eyed when u seen me at the pool wit ur biddy in cerulean city/
his favorite pokemon is ponyta, u know hes hot trash/
he at home playin pokemon snap™ in a jolteon mask/
Mew Two bars dismantlin whole clicks
Put that Onix to your bitch, handle that Vulpix
Throw on that N-6, so we could Snap pics
Dont matter what the game is, she blue through the whole shit
You hear my theme music comin and speed off Brock
Cause my Team Rockets drop and take off half your top
Fresco better come with some Pokemon bars after all this shit talk.
lets be honestly honest
smh and ppl think im a nerd.. wow yall are pokemon geeks.. i thought the idea of a card game that is battle rap themed would be cool if the cards werent so overpowered
yall need to move on up to magic the gathering and final fantasy games... pokemon is for kids
your avatar should be from dentists cartoon of you and saurus
don't need a beam for Nidoqueen, I murk ya daughter/
pump Splash, Shells got u submerged in water like Squirtles father/
you all amp wit a Machamp from the older starter package/
like "c'mon, homie autograph it! its my only holographic!"/
im HM02 FLY, pidgey pickin me up/
crash out off that same strain that jiggly puff/
from Bubblebeam to Doubleteam, your crew isn't sharp as mine/
try it then, see that Fire Spin as soon as I Arcanine/
ur just mad im not a devoted fan 2 u
u can rap ill give u that but i got a grudge against u im not gonna say y here cuz i dont wanna get off topic
where's the crack, the dope, the ice?
no mic flames? moodswangz? No sahtyre tia tamara= that 3 headed beast
Your stock with me has skyrocketed.
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