BATTLE RAP PLAYING CARDS: The Worlds Most Respected

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  1. Mrjdm998

    Mrjdm998 New Member

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    No Fresco. Requesting Bartone.
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  2. Swagger Vance

    Swagger Vance New Member

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    :funny: @ "If tails, Fresco will spit gun bars and confuse himself".

    Awesome.
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  3. fresco 5

    fresco 5 Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    done.
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  4. Met-A-Forikal

    Met-A-Forikal Time, cunt!

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  5. TadGhostal

    TadGhostal New Member

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    woah !
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  6. ZeroByDivide

    ZeroByDivide gg

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    Lmao... jesus.
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  7. Swagger Vance

    Swagger Vance New Member

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    Didn't even realize Fresco said Real Deal was Professor Oak. Fucking great.

    Fresco, you had to be a Pokemon head back in the day. Your knowledge of this shit is deep. I don't blame you, shit was like crack when it first hit the states.
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  8. TadGhostal

    TadGhostal New Member

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    dfasdfdasfdasfdas
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  9. fresco 5

    fresco 5 Well-Known Member

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    real talk I was DCI ranked #1 in Illinois for pokemon cards and #32 in the nation. I got invited to the international finals in Hawaii that had a $10,000 grand prize but my mom wouldn't let me go because I was 12. (I never understood how that was a good reason?) The game got sold from WOTC so the stats are all gone, so the only remaining proof I have is this magazine interview with one of the guys I used to roast all the time:

    The Pojo - Trading Cards - Top of the World


    That was at the start of my rise to the top :p You have to remember too that I was 10-12 beasting on people up to age 40. All the smelly Magic The Gathering nerds were trying to win these tourneys to get the free cards and sell them.


    squirtle squad™ splash~~
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  10. Swagger Vance

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    Damn! I knew you were well-versed in the shit, but #1 in Illinois is serious. Funny you say that about MTG players too because they were ass at Pokemon when I came up with it, then when Pokemon stopped being cool, they acted like they never fucked with it. These are grown ass men we're talking about too. I was 14 beating dudes with Venomoth and a handful of trainer cards. Wasn't shit.

    On the topic of Pokemon, fuck gunbars, start using Pokebars in your shit. For example:

    Fuck a coin toss, I toss dollars with my luck
    Do all types a crazy shit with bills like Psyduck

    Alright, I'm done though, really.
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  11. fresco 5

    fresco 5 Well-Known Member

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    you couldnt catch em all wit a master ball, which proves that ur shitty/
    you got misty-eyed when u seen me at the pool wit ur biddy in cerulean city/
    his favorite pokemon is ponyta, u know hes hot trash/
    he at home playin pokemon snap™ in a jolteon mask/

    #bars
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  12. Swagger Vance

    Swagger Vance New Member

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    Mew Two bars dismantlin whole clicks
    Put that Onix to your bitch, handle that Vulpix
    Throw on that N-6, so we could Snap pics
    Dont matter what the game is, she blue through the whole shit
    You hear my theme music comin and speed off Brock
    Cause my Team Rockets drop and take off half your top

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  13. nasimali

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    Fresco better come with some Pokemon bars after all this shit talk.
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  14. Loe Pesci

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    lets be honestly honest
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  15. Water_Mage

    Water_Mage Well-Known Member

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    smh and ppl think im a nerd.. wow yall are pokemon geeks.. i thought the idea of a card game that is battle rap themed would be cool if the cards werent so overpowered

    yall need to move on up to magic the gathering and final fantasy games... pokemon is for kids
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  16. Loe Pesci

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    your avatar should be from dentists cartoon of you and saurus
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  17. fresco 5

    fresco 5 Well-Known Member

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    don't need a beam for Nidoqueen, I murk ya daughter/
    pump Splash, Shells got u submerged in water like Squirtles father/
    you all amp wit a Machamp from the older starter package/
    like "c'mon, homie autograph it! its my only holographic!"/
    im HM02 FLY, pidgey pickin me up/
    crash out off that same strain that jiggly puff/
    from Bubblebeam to Doubleteam, your crew isn't sharp as mine/
    try it then, see that Fire Spin as soon as I Arcanine/

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  18. Water_Mage

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    ur just mad im not a devoted fan 2 u

    u can rap ill give u that but i got a grudge against u im not gonna say y here cuz i dont wanna get off topic
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  19. njroman

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    where's the crack, the dope, the ice?
    no mic flames? moodswangz? No sahtyre tia tamara= that 3 headed beast
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  20. Met-A-Forikal

    Met-A-Forikal Time, cunt!

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    Your stock with me has skyrocketed.
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