BATTLE RAP PLAYING CARDS: The Worlds Most Respected

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  1. Shameless

    Shameless Friendship is magic!

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    Your name is water_mage so shut the fuck up.
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  2. BITmafakka

    BITmafakka GS palmin' the m1 garand

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    woooh
    catch em all with the masterball
    im holdin onto more pokemons than ash has got
    to beat me you gotta be harder than kabutops
    sharp as krabbys claws and as rare as kangashkan

    its a magikarp ; SPLASH!
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  3. Slick Jeronimo

    Slick Jeronimo OTBVA Senator Nominee

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    Now what you hear is not a test
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  4. Mrjdm998

    Mrjdm998 New Member

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    Think you won't be left a broken wreck when I wield the pokedex?
    My blastoise cannon cools down and takes away your smokin' techs
    Aim my pokeball throw it raitchu defeat your crew and pokemon too
    Something something hacidic jew
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  5. Diglett

    Diglett New Member

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    lol fescos pokemon bars are actually very good
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  6. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    Pokemon is an almost entirely unexplored source of punchlines. Conceited took one of them, Fresco's got the rest
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  7. TenFold

    TenFold Planet Rock Nano-Bot

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    this thread is great, wish i could see the cards in the OP..i think they're broken or something..i cant see them on any of the browsers i used..

    Cypher, can repost what you got in the OP?..


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  8. xCypherEDGEx

    xCypherEDGEx xBar Tenderx

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    fixed!
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  9. TenFold

    TenFold Planet Rock Nano-Bot

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    wizard..






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  10. TenFold

    TenFold Planet Rock Nano-Bot

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    i cant front Cypher..but one of Lush's powers should really be the "Espiv Slap"..

    you cant front on that either..


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  11. PJ Sumroc

    PJ Sumroc Ozone/Chi-town/Stump town

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    i cant get over the Scarf da boy card and the KOTD one,,,,dear lord
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  12. xCypherEDGEx

    xCypherEDGEx xBar Tenderx

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    More soon bros
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  13. ManiphestDestNE

    ManiphestDestNE Well-Known Member

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    that pikachu/peek atchu shit has been done to death... i first heard that line like 9-10yrs ago. con did not make it up, it was one of those where i was shocked that it got reaction cuz its so played. its worse than delivery/digiorno
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  14. Joey Clips

    Joey Clips Well-Known Member

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    lmao @ frescos pokemon bars.... the arcanine and jiggly puff lines were actually really dope.. on some peak atchu and blast toys shit
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  15. Joey Clips

    Joey Clips Well-Known Member

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    yea i had heard that flipped way before con also... it was probably originally a text line... but alot of people had probly never heard it when he had said it so it got a reaction... its hard to come up with original ideas tho... but im not condoning biting
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  16. The Dentist

    The Dentist Well-Known Member

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    this tbh
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  17. Gwame

    Gwame no luckycharms in ireland

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    Yeah I heard the pikachu one a bunch of times too. It's just easier to associated it with Conceited.
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  18. troubledwaters

    troubledwaters New Member

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    HOLY @ Fresco's pokemon bars

    Your vegan chick seen this dick and now she ain't a herbivore
    Now every night I'm fuckin' her lights out 'til her Bulb is sore
    Got away after a pig saw me at a convenience store robbin' the Henny
    But now I'm fucked 'cause it's just one cop in the city like Officer Jenny
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  19. xCypherEDGEx

    xCypherEDGEx xBar Tenderx

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    When I let the sniper bust.

    - Conceited
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  20. mdk

    mdk i dump and i sprout

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