*disclaimer - this won't work if you get stopped by a K9 Unit. you're just fucked with a POM case. So understand that before you try this. but overall, Be calm guys. I know it's hard to do with a fuckboy standing over you with a Glock40 tryna to intimidate you with their Gustapo bullshit but here's what you do, because you're pretty much busted with the smell. but here's what you do.... Cops nowadays like to "pitch" their cars in a way to avoid traffic from clipping them off and killing them as they write tickets(back is turned to traffic), and they now like to approach your car on the passenger side too. well, when they do, just be cool, hopefully your stash is put up and under your driver's seat, close to you. Now, when the cop asks you to exit the car because he smells Mary Jane, 100% of the time the next step is to search your vehicle. with you at least 30 feet away to keep you from doing anything. Here's what you do, when they ask you exit the car, take your time, and as soon as they walk off towards the back or front of the car to come around, you toss your stash under the vehicle. When they search, they find nothing. why? because the cops are too stupid to look under the vehicle. AND if they do look under the vehicle and find it, you can argue that it's not yours because it wasn't in your car. All they can do now is write you a ticket for whatever reason they pulled you over in the first place or just a warning, but the Weed charge is useless and won't stick because #1 they didn't find shit, #2 your alibi about the smell is trump tight. make sure you have a good one that will throw them waaay off, like you dropped off a friend that was smoking it or something....regardless they can't pin the shit on you.... THEN, after they do all their bullshit searching and give you that lesser ticket or warning...sit in your car until they leave, then just reach under the vehicle and retrieve your stash. FACT - they can't pin shit on you if it's not IN YOUR CAR. it can be on the ground all day as long as they didn't see you throw it down there. heads up potheads. * this incident was based on a true story.