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  1. Delinquent

    Delinquent lol

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    Word. I got you. What about the 57mph speed?

    Edit: Just seen your edit. Fuck, I hope he doesn't show up to court, then.


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  2. Archer

    Archer Hamityville

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    My best man got a ticket in San Bernadino with me as a passenger a couple years ago that we had to fight

    We actually spoke with a cop at one place, and he took our name etc, we were being belligerent white kids whatever... then we're driving home (we were speeding not gonna lie) and this dick hole pulls us over on the freeway. This guy is like "yeah i've been following you from xxx for 5 miles and you sped, inconsistent speed, etc"... and we're like "uh... we were never over there?" we'd literally only been on the freeway for like 1 exit... so he writes the ticket saying we were doing 100+ and there's no fucking way in my friends bum ass car, it'd be closer to 80-90. we ask his name and badge and he refuses to give it to us, says its on the ticket, we look and its like a fucking scribble signature and no ID# :funny:

    anyway we go to traffic court and the asshole actually turns up, and we'd prepared because we used our other ticket from minutes earlier in a completely different area to argue saying he lied and he hadn't seen us where he claimed etc, and the times on the tickets corroborated our story :funny: shit got thrown out, we walked out feeling righteous as fuck
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  3. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    I hate women cops b
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  4. Archer

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    Female cops seem to have serious power trip issues. Also Mexican cops.

    Every white male cop I've interacted with has been cool as fuck and not ticketed me. lol
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  5. Delinquent

    Delinquent lol

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    Lol.. Fucken ay.. You should've seen, though, when he handed me back my license, insurance, and registration; he had dropped my license and it went under my seat. He put his light over it for me, neither of us seen it; then he turned off the light and said some shit like "oh, you can't see it? That's okay." A second after he turned off the light, I seen my license inbetween the seat and the door, reached for it, and he immediately stepped back and had his hand on his piece. :funny:


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  6. Archer

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    You're lucky he didn't shoot you in the dick doing something as retarded as reaching under your seat wtf :funny:

    What made you think that was a good idea?
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  7. Delinquent

    Delinquent lol

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    The fool dropped my DL and even put his light over the area so I could look for it, he's the dumbass for turning his light off so quickly and thinkin' I'm just gonna drive off without putting my shit away. :funny:


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  8. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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    He was searching for illegal drugs
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  9. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    LOL Firemen>>

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  10. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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    no one ever asks firemen for advice
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  11. quotive

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    sh!t
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  12. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    That's true. But everybody loves us. And when I get pulled over and they find out that's what I am. It's "oh well have a good day sir"

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  13. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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    hey it aint a bad thing id love a job where no one asked shit
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  14. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Actually people do ask dumb shit about burnt up bodies. Like I wanna discuss that.

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  15. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Firemen get asked questions all the time man:

    How can I prevent my cat from getting stuck in a tree?

    How far does the ladder on the truck reach?

    Where can I purchase a calendar?

    :eek:
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  16. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Oh and I'm sure Vulgar get's asked how long his hose is [pause that pause that].
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  17. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    Booooooooooo. Our calendars go hard though :cool:

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  18. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    It never gets old when the grl is cute. Yall don't get asked about ya night sticks?

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  19. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Never carried one :(
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    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    :scared:
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