Awkward Irony

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  1. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Dont you hate these?

    like the other day, i went over to my girls house to celebrate her dads birthday, well after the festivities her and i watched a movie and her parents went to sleep.....well we didnt make it through the movie and ended up humpin on the couch.....anyways after all said and done it was time for me to go home, and i thanked her for inviting me and she says "thanks for cummin" then she giggles like he he he, like she realized the pun......but then there was silence for a second while the irony set in and it was awkward, even though weve been boinkin for a year almost.....we both ignored it the awkward silence and said our goodbyes and i left....

    but i cant help but remember her sayin "thank you for coming.....he hehe"

    thats gonna be one of those mental soundbites that never leave your memory...
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  2. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    LMAO
    That reminds me, one of my friends received a dozen roses from her dude on Valentines Day a few years back... She called her Dad to come and pick her up and he was taking awhile so they went for a quicky and her Dad showed up during their little hump around so she got up, dressed, grabbed her flowers then went..She got to the car her Dad was like, "Oh nice, I hope you gave him a nice thank-you for the flowers" and she was like "yeah I JUST did".. [funny] She told me she was all traumatized and felt bad I told her not to worry b/c he Dad obviously had no idea...She too says she thinks about it sometimes and it replays in her mind, it's been a few years since..
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  3. D Myster

    D Myster New Member

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    Lol @ Short2003.
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  4. Teen Prodigy

    Teen Prodigy Short2003's e-child

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    irony.. or... a well- timed pun? hmmmmm
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  5. iconoclast_

    iconoclast_ PoorBoy Lover Plus

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    Yeah, there is nothing ironic about that.
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  6. onblast

    onblast New Member

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    Alanis Morissette will come in and school ya'll in remedial irony.
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  7. jesus chris

    jesus chris are you serious?

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    Almost nothing in that song is ironic. See: "I Love The 90's"

    I saw two guys SELLING "The Socialist Times" today. Now THAT'S irony.
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  8. onblast

    onblast New Member

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    You missed the irony of my post.
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  9. jesus chris

    jesus chris are you serious?

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    That would be sarcasm.
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  10. Index Lewis

    Index Lewis Sadomasochist.

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    mo rocca's bit was pretty funny.
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  11. HughdeMann

    HughdeMann New Member

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    Short always has a friggin story to tell.

    I bet you're type of trick that never shuts up.
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  12. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    You bet right :wink: Tough talking behind that alias huh
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  13. HughdeMann

    HughdeMann New Member

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    Tough talking? It goes without saying that I'd whoop your candyass.

    I aint no alias, hun, I speak from the heart.
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  14. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    Riiiiiiiiight, whatever you say...
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  15. Shellyshell

    Shellyshell Addicted

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    Hahaha
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  16. HughdeMann

    HughdeMann New Member

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    Great reply.

    Haven't you got any more stories to rattle off, or are you saving them for the Ladies Delight forum?
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  17. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    Yeah uhm, Im not gonna go back and forth, if you got a problem come at me under your real screen name, until then - Good Bye and have a nice day..
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  18. Short2003

    Short2003 AbsoluteHotness

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    Hey, long time no type, you still around?
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  19. HughdeMann

    HughdeMann New Member

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    I'll come on you under any name, Short.
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  20. PotHead

    PotHead average brilliance

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    hahah

    funny thread
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