auto erotic asphyxiation--> naw try this instead

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  1. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    Its called Hypothermic masterbation

    shits invig-g-g-g-g-orating

    get naked, bollocks naked.
    dead of winter, slide your window wide open.
    wait 5 so the floor gets cold, while your waiting cool your hands down in a sinkfull of cold water.
    lie down and get comfy. Then start wankin...If youre not shivvering its not cold enough. If mom comes in and says wtf?? say you had a siezure and need her to call 911 immediately

    hey what would you rather explain?
    test
  2. ssok-apus

    ssok-apus Well-Known Member

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  3. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    in addition to this i would recommend the use of KY's menthol/mint lube to provide your wang with a 'minty fresh' feeling
    test
  4. L u c y

    L u c y (Administrator) SWERVE

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    dip your tackle in some listerine mouthwash first.
    test
  5. UnbrokeN

    UnbrokeN Well-Known Member

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    damn whiteboys..
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  6. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    naw dip in honey, then dip in bakin soda, then drop yer willy into a bucket of vinegar

    oh the bubbles

    THE BUBBLES!!!
    test
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