Attention fine ladies of RM

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Porkchop, Sep 2, 2013.

  1. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Hello all you delicious ladies out here in the land of RM ...HA HA
    My name is Porkchop and I'd like to get to know you better, ya hear?
    I'm looking for a LONG-TERM (I already have our rings picked OUT) relationship with the perfect girl.
    Yes hun, you need to be tall, well built, OOZING with a lean rock hard body and have THICK long dark hair.
    Damn I've got a boner....Sorry HA HA
    YOU need to be SMART and college educated (PHD preferred) but we can discuss other options HA HA.
    YOU of course need to have a great stable job where YOU make TONS of money for ME to spend in any frivolous way I can think of HA HA
    Oh shit RM dot com is a racket,,, I love it here.
    Hold the truck up...
    You need to be AWESOME in the sack with HUGE tits and have zero orgasm control so MY intimate needs can be met each and every time YOU are lucky enough to have me....
    Oh damn ladies stay with me here okay? HA HA
    YOU also need to be content with me being in other relationships HA HA
    You also must love kids because I have 23 (don't WORRY the state has them for now).
    Just kidding HA HA
    Seriously, YOU must LOVE ALL of my pets and instantly memorize the names and ages of ALL 13 of them.
    I'm getting older and I have a HARD TIME moving around so I bathe with a WASH RAG on a stick and YOU must be willing to get the parts I cant reach HA HA
    WOW I really like this new place I've made my home...RM 4 life!
    YOU must ALSO have my back and be willing to fight other people off the electric shopping karts in large stores so I can ride THEM in comfort while shopping HA HA
    MY image of perfection can change at ANYTIME depending on mood and you are required to conform to my changing expectations with little OR no input from me whatsoever.
    Get at me ladies, I'm a real catch HA HA
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    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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  4. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    Porkchop you get them PM's flooding in from the fine women of RM yet bro?
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    lol, how many women are gonna come out the woodwork?
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  6. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Yes, even a few dudes been sending them. Who is your alias? Don't hide! HA HA
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    Blackanese BlackaneseCantRap.com

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    porngurl484848

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    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Was that your crotch on the webcam? Bullshit trickery! SHEESH! HA HA
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    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    On another note, it's more difficult to judge the battles at this stage...I honestly like everyones that I have listened to thus far HA HA.
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  10. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    I'm a mod bro I don't do the alias thing. That's good though man. Maybe an RM Love connection will happen. Which ladies have been hitting up your PM man?
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    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Bro I don't kiss and tell...What do you think? My life is some sorta open book? Let me read your RM chics pm's sonny! If you have any HA HA.
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  12. Blackanese

    Blackanese BlackaneseCantRap.com

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    Lmao

    GRB
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  14. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    I don't have any, b. :(
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  15. BangBang1

    BangBang1 Bang Bang Hoody Gang

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    yo bro, did bonnie b get ran off the site too?

    haven't seen her in a min either
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  16. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    She just busy in real life at the moment, b.
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  17. BangBang1

    BangBang1 Bang Bang Hoody Gang

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    kinda want her back :scared:

    cause when she's around AEH

    some of my post seem less suspect :scared:
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  18. Sin Skywalker

    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    I'm sure she'll be back around. @Bonnie B got love for RM. :scared:
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    Sin Skywalker #184 Gladiator.

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    I'm also busy getting money and going to the gym, tbh. We have so much in common. @GaLaTeA

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