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  1. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Being a cop is for the dogs bro.

    You're above that shit HOWEVER your strategy about becoming one of the lawyers is pretty fantastic.

    You already hit law school so now if you think you have a good shot at taking one of those slots once one of the big guys retire, I say stick it out.

    If it's a bit far fetched, do something bigger bro.
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  2. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Wake up well rested and the entire day goes off without a setback.

    I'm simple brother.

    What's perfect for you?
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  3. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Hello Unc, how are you? I'm great in case you were wondering..>Grins<...There are a few things I would like to ask you...That cool? Okay..First, what hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone? Hmmmmm..Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme junk, why didn't he just buy himself dinner? Ya know? SHEESH ,,,Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? We need to know!.. If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice? Please explain this to me and help me wrap my mind around it..Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?....Huh? And finally, if you find time to answer all of these, why do we press harder on the tv remote control buttons when we know the batteries are dying? SHEESH HA HA
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  4. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Shout out to @The_K3 hope your week has went well buddy..HA HA
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  5. quotive

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    post of the month :chefoooh:
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  6. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    >Hugs my boy quotive and hands him a cold one< HA HA
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  8. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    I'm great:

    1. The color of the hair when the hair grows, if not a single strand can grown, then the last known color of the hair is fine.
    2. No one kills two birds with one stone, literally.
    3. Zebras hair is actually clear and their skin is both white and black.
    4. The same reason men have money to buy dinner but would rather hunt and eat their kill.
    5. Women are trying to extend their lashes outward while putting on mascara so it probably feels natural to open their mouth a little.
    6. There is such thing as perfect. When you practice something time after time you can perfect it.
    7. A light can exist in a fridge but the freezer is to cold for the bulb.
    8. Just human nature, the same reason we think pushing an elevator button multiple times will make it arrive quicker.
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  9. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Excellent!!Excellent!!WOW I feel a good nights sleep approaching quickly..Thanks Unc! You are the best! HA HA
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  10. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    hmm ill have to get back to you on that
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  11. The_K3

    The_K3 ^Secksi^

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    i could kill 2 birds with a stone
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  12. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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    How can you get rid of ball odor? I have tried everything from deodorant to baby powder, and thats even after fondling my ball sack for like 10 minutes in the shower with liquid soap so I know im washing them correctly. But no shit, I willl sniff my balls and they will smell like bread and vinegar. What gives Jook?
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  13. J o o k

    J o o k Win your battles before they’ve even been fought.

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    Just use an antibacterial soap so the fungus and bacteria will be destroyed.
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    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Both, only took me a while to not fall all over the slope on a snowboard..
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  15. TheMarcusBLACK

    TheMarcusBLACK So Long Salvation..

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    They be doing this on GodLikeProductions..


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