anyone else wish something tragic/turbulent happens while flying? ...

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  1. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    ... please save sep eleven attack jokes for another time.

    but seriously, i think flying is the most boring part of the journey, it fucking sucks balls.

    everytime we lift off or land, a large part of me (not my penis or nose) wishes something would happen.

    but nothing does, it's just a boring ass fucking flight, a boring landing, and alot of fucking waiting man.

    is this natural or am i just being morbid old nu again.

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  2. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    the older I get, the more flying kinda freaks me out. I'm in an inescapable tube at 500mph that, if anything goes wrong, I have 0% chance of living. I just hate the idea of dying doing nothing.
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  3. Caesar

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    Can't say that I do.
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  4. DaAlmightyDolla

    DaAlmightyDolla Greatness

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    as much as i hate heights im shocked how much i enjoy flying....

    i loved seeing the mountains and all the roads when i traveled to vegas. at night its better cuz its like looking at some crazy motherboard when flying over cities.
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  5. Superman70

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    i agree.

    i actually enjoy flying still, but i dont want think about turbulence and shit.

    i dont mind the waiting, gives time for music/reading/sleeping
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  6. zyclon B gas

    zyclon B gas sososerious

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    nowadays I take super early flights and just don't go to sleep before. I zonk out for the flight and wake up at my destination refreshed. this works particularly well when changing time zones.

    I hate turbulence.
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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i think youre being all bitternose dolphin in this ocean we call life

    Like Sammy the Seal always says:
    "just have some fish and forget about that bitter dish,
    you can be happy if you wish,
    just eat some fish, just eat some fish!"

    hes cool as fuck
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  8. KOzS

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    Sounds like you want to ride a trackless roller coaster. Would be fun.

    Interesting if you treated a roller coaster like a plane too, just casually ascend to as high as they can build tracks, then do a sort of tour of the park, maybe a few wobbles, then a nice easy descent. Like really high, open, cable cars.

    You're breaking the mold.
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  9. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    i personally hate roller coasters, and hate anything to do with heights.

    the only reason i'm not afraid of heights in a plane is because i never sit near the window, so.

    that sounds so peaceful to me.

    flying over australia is boring as fuck.

    mundane, flat lands wherever you go, new zealand is amazing though.

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  10. absolute zero

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    Why don't you clowns bring a book or something on the flight? Afraid of heights, so you sit aisle. But aisle is too boring.

    Fucking wankers. Fucking long nosed wanking wankers.




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  11. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    that's obviously directed right at me, fuck you man, fuck you.

    i bought the whole game of thrones series of books on one flight, haven't finished a chapter yet.

    i don't sit next to window seats because i don't want to excuse myself every time i fucking want to take a leak.

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  12. absolute zero

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    Xoxo


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  13. Nu'maaN

    Nu'maaN Anu'naki, Nuqqa.

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    rape me before you leave again.

    impregnate me so i can remember you.

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  14. absolute zero

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    I'll do both, and never leave.


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