Anyone else get "buyers REMORSE"

Discussion in 'Audio Emcee Hook Ups' started by Blackanese, Sep 30, 2013.

  1. its papi

    its papi inellek my middle name

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    Not really tbh i dont buy a lot of shit. I need clothes but i keep putting it off cause i keep dropping in size
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  2. Noodles

    Noodles The People's Champion

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    not since I'm a kid. I'm a very selective buyer. Most of my purchases are for food and services. I'm not really attached to any "stuff" any longer.
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  3. Porkchop

    Porkchop Well-Known Member

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    Well since you asked,,, I sprung for a Sea Monkey kit about 2 months ago that I really regret buying now. You see @Blackanese, my vision just isn't what it used to be HA HA.

    They come with a tank, food and food scooping spoon, and a little syringe and keychain thing in case someone wanted to suck Sea Monkeys out of the tank and carry them around for some reason HA HA.

    I now have to get rid of these wonderful Sea Monkeys,,, I just don't have the time and energy to keep up with them any longer. My wife wants them gone too, she hates them! Ya hear? SHEESH HA HA

    There we were last weekend, in the living room, the ice was clinking in our drinks, her lips glistening in the dim candlelight, a soft scent of the finest perfume, a silent thunderstorm of desire HA HA!

    Then she did the unimaginable. Guess what she did,,,She poured the rest of her vodka & 7 in to the small plastic aquarium where my Sea Monkeys live. I panicked but tried to plsy it cool.

    Then, she slid down the zipper of her slinky black dress to distract me from the Sea Monkeys, but I had one eye on the Sea Monkey village as the vodka infused their magical little world.

    Fine satin underwear, she was tossing back her long silky hair, but I couldn't turn away from the turmoil they were experiencing SHEESH.

    Stumbling around through their little Sea Monkey village, singing loud and offkey, yelling "I love you Porkchop, la la la la la, I love you Porkchop" down the streets of Sea Monkey Village.

    I was distracted, I couldn't focus on what we were doing. I know it wasn't good. So I asked her "Can I get a do over next weekend hunny?" HA HA

    So Would any loving person like to buy a small drunken Sea Monkey village? Holla at ya boy...Ya hear? HA HA
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  4. Newportz

    Newportz Bang Bang

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    No, those moments/feelings left me a long time ago...

    I only buy shit that I need or really want...
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  5. ENGengENG

    ENGengENG victim of power issues

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    spending 3k on a bbq is the worst idea ever..

    a 150$ will do the same damn thing.

    a 3k$ bbq would only be good if u were having large pool parties or something
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  6. Archer

    Archer Hamityville

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    azn families are huge so parties happen inadvertently when my wifes family visit tbh

    http://www.lowes.com/pd_98162-32439-BG179A_0__ + the fridge + sink/burners
    it looks beautiful but i'm now like wtf do i do with this shit
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  7. Grey Goose

    Grey Goose Member

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    should of just bought a weber grill
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  8. trilliam cakespeare

    trilliam cakespeare Awful Poster, Ok Tag Mak...Awww, Fuck

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    Not since I stopped buying hookers.
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  9. Jammin' Jobus

    Jammin' Jobus S A D B O Y S

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    lmao

    "Can fit up to 50 burgers"
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  10. Blackanese

    Blackanese BlackaneseCantRap.com

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    Next rapmusic meeting at this nigga house
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  11. Cire

    Cire The Peoples Champion

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    i get depressed as shit and buy stuff I dont need all the time..


    bought a sega saturn with like 50 games.

    for what niggas?

    for what?
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  12. NV

    NV FEEL FREE MUSIC

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    Only when using my credit card
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  13. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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    Hookers
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  14. B whun

    B whun 3 card molly wop

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    more times then i can count
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  15. Vulgar

    Vulgar 80s baby

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    DEAD@hookers. How does that go if you change ya mind?

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  16. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA Well-Known Member

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    Never suffered from buyer's remorse disease, since I'm used to buying things I need. However, buying clothing's pretty much a tedious mission impossible task. Eh..
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  17. DefKnotEmo

    DefKnotEmo G.R.G.

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    You tell them to put their heels back on and kick rocks. I get buyer's remorse with haircuts so I just stopped getting them.
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  18. Dougie Dizzle

    Dougie Dizzle Active Member

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    IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A BROKE DORK FACED POO JABBIN' WEIRDO!!! - IF YOU ARE JUGGING TAKING AWAY FROM YOUR FOOD AND GAS MONEY -- YOU A ASS CLOWN WHO ACTS BROWN!!!
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