I was bored, so give me a break and contribute to the thread, looking to get a good laugh... Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers. A horse walked into a bar. Several people left the bar as they spotted the potential danger. Whats the most common and biggest lie that exists? "I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions." Whats brown and sticky? A stick. A duck walks into a bar and the bartenders asks what he wants. The duck doesn't say anything because he's a duck. What does an eagle and a mole have in common? They both live underground except for the eagle. A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar though. So he got hurt... I guess. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Fridge.