Answering Machine Tags

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  1. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    You ARE the answering machine, leave your tags before the beeps. Take on different roles to keep it interesting.

    Looking for psychotic drama? Leave a message after the beep
    One of my alter egos might return your call but it'll never be me#
    Ain't nobody home, this is yo dog Kirk man, gimme dat voice
    I'll click dat seven digit trigger an' get back to ya boys#
    Probably in the shower, so if you'd like to deliver any messages
    I'll be out with my towel, calling you back and wiping my crevices#
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  2. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    yo this cat you callin on fo drama is ballin yo mama
    im prolly drunk, either that or im puffing marijuana
    or maybe I know its you callin and I just dont wanna
    either way, quit blowing up my phone and call me mañana
    Motherfuckers....

    and oh yeah if its you mom, i know, ill change it! Dont tell dad.
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  3. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    This is the Smith Residence, the babysitter is speaking
    If it's my employers, let me tell you Michael's hardly breathing
    I locked him in the closet upstairs, he can't escape, there's no way out
    Since all your neighbours were invited to your shindig, I'm the great grave scout
    Leave a message after the beep, screaming, as I begin to blade mouths
    'Cause your son's imagination is fun to prey on, but the game is played out
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  4. SOUNDR@GON

    SOUNDR@GON Zig'n & Zag'n

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    ...I'm Sleeping it off, cause last night I stayed out
    To sun up, the Sun had me pulling shades out.
    Now I'm passed out, crashed the Fuck Out
    I'ts Lights Out!!!
    Until YOU declare it's Light's Out
    & I'm off, for another night out!!!

    Don't bother Leaving Messages, or Text I won't read it.
    Fact, soon as I hear your voice, it's like...Message Deleted
    Go on about some bullshit, that I won't respond to
    Unless, you're that one Blonde who.....well, Maybe I'll call you

    All you, other cats & tramps all on my Voice Mail
    Ain't saying shit, & rank a 10 on a noise scale
    Unless you are fam or friend you must be a geek or creep
    But still feel the need??? Please Keep it brief after the fuckin' beep...
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  5. Cavalier

    Cavalier Prefered Dealer

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    I aint gonna lie sayin dat i aint near tha phone/
    I'm really here but would you jus leave me tha fuck alone/
    Can't believe you got my number, i musta been high when i gave it/
    Is it better that i can't answer cause me and ya moms mating/
    Your more than welcome ta leave a message, hit 1 if your impatient/
    Dont be suprised if i dont call back, cause i got ya sister waiting/
    Can't believe your waiting this long just ta say some pointless shit/
    If you or your message were important, i'd answer, i got caller Id bitch/
    Well if you still here i'd like ta say ya a sucker for abuse/
    Suckers must run in the family, cause ya moms a sucker for my juice/
    So after she sucks me dry and i roll over and sleep/
    She should be on the way home, once you leave some shit after the beep/
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  6. M-theory

    M-theory Saint Esprit

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    What's crackin, it's me, I just happen to be
    missing in action a week, hang up now if there ain't a message to leave
    crack & the speed, city's dry, but I'll try to get pushing back to the streets
    If there's any packs that you need, just keep your cash in your teeth
    Put your money where your mouth is, and do it after the beep
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