Another friend lost his wife. To a mistress.

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  1. JBCizzle

    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    Damn, we straight people are really ruining the sanctity of marriage. :)
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  2. vladhood

    vladhood New Member

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    why, do you want to be having your first kid at 30 years old? you wanna be on your deathbed before your kid has a chance to succeed?
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  3. JBCizzle

    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    No, I just would prefer to have an established career and source of income instead of having to skip college because I had to raise a kid at age 18.
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  4. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i dont care about kids, i mean, i like em, but im not concerned about it

    the older i get the less i want one.

    cuz youre right vlad, it would suck shit to be 45 and have a newborn, ill be too lazy and set in my ways by then to wanna get up 5x a night to whipe its ass
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  5. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    I hate it when girls ask me this 'no bitch you suck, get off me'
    And the i have to go do the knuckle shuffle and shes all like 'oh do you want me to do it?' and im all 'no, all you do is crank it and you have no technique so it doesnt work'
    And then she cries herself to sleep while i play starcraft.

    True story [/arcane]

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  6. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    ^^thats for you busta

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  7. Sir Bustalot

    Sir Bustalot I am Jesus

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    i hope it was true cuz it was awesome.

    girls do suck at handjobs...it would make me laugh hysterically if i wasnt biting my tongue as to not scream in agony


    Sent from Space on my space phone
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  8. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    The handjob part is fully legit, girls can suck and fuck like a champ but when it comes an old fashioned they fail hard

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  9. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    :dead: :funny:

    That had to be sufficiently awkward for the girl...glad starcraft saved the night.
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  10. liquid`acid

    liquid`acid gods busy can I help you?

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    Awkward for the girl? How do you think guys feel banging some of these sluts with a pussy like the grande canyon, popping blood vessels trying to get a nut and then having the girl complain that you couldn't get her off and its totally unrelated to her being a huge slut who shovels a dildo the size of my arm in her snatch on a daily baisis

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  11. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    SATAN WANTS THE GROWTH OF MANKIND TO CEASE AND FOR US TO TURN ON ONE ANOTHER AND EXTINCT US.. IF NOT SATAN THEN CALL IT THE UNIVERSE... just like we harvest the earth's fruits vegatable and livestock and oils etc.. the universe will harvest us. as we live and perish to return into the land and into oblivion..
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  12. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Frustrated and exhausted? :scared: Not to mention all pleasure is gone.

    One of my friends would call and equate the grand canyon complaining as if he's having sex with sawdust.

    Stop trolling in an attempt of trying to derail the thread.
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  13. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    this is why man and woman have fallin from eachother.. this is why families are being ruined by this ideology that a: there's no god/devil b: my carnal desires are most important first

    this mentality leads to chaos and destruction. mark my words


    no troll attempt. i'm to real to be fake
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  14. JBCizzle

    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    Way to change the subject too, and it was getting good.
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  15. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    originally posted by Galatea:


    BITCH STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    this thread was made for my very response


    bigots!
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  16. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    oh and I think gal ment to say "a·pos·ta·sy" apostasy's....

    The abandonment or renunciation of a religious or political belief.


    stupid trolls.. tryna call me a troll
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  17. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Lp, you are the definition of a fake.
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  18. JBCizzle

    JBCizzle Fighting White Lightning

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    Perhaps, but Galatea is talking about sluts with large snatches that practically echo and you respond with posts about religion? :(
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  19. lyricalpriest

    lyricalpriest Rap Games Dawson Creek

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    I guess you didn't read the first post or the quoted post i presented.

    do your homework.. this thread was to take a cheap shot at religion
    and make it seem as if bad is good and good is bad.



    the decline of relationship success is a fuck joke.. and people need to stop taking advantage of people and learn how to fuckin LOVE like.. for real.. not like for fake..


    @ Gal.. I'm Ignoring you right now (dnt take it personal i still like you)
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  20. GaLaTeA

    GaLaTeA GymArt

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    Did you really refer to me as a "Bitch"?


    It was a comparison, not a detour into your delusional religios beliefs.

    Do you need to have the word comparison googled, Lp?
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